Beard and Lord of the Douche at it Again…

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are getting all “cozy” again. They must attend group therapy together or have the same dentist because they are back to humping according to People.

They hit up a couple of hotels late last month and are now “enjoying each other’s friendship” and unless that translates as Jen hoping the condom breaks and John picturing Perez’s face on Aniston’s body or giving his hair a pep… talk I don’t buy it.

Sources squealed to the mag (in return for what I guessing is compensation of Crest toothpaste samples and a few cases of Fanta) that they are getting closer. Aniston is also making nice with his friends.

“The duo recently spent a night together late last month at New York City’s Bowery Hotel. “Jen was there on the arm of John and they were all very lovey,” says an onlooker. “She was in casual clothing as was he, and she seemed very comfortable around his crowd of friends.”

In other news John Mayer’s friends were seen boasting whitened teeth and toasting Fanta in celebration.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Planned Hook-Up

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Another day, another “Twilight” related news story… Yet again, about a secret rendezvous planned for the two hot stars – and to think, we’re not even officially two movies in yet! Robert Pattinson is reportedly on schedule to wrap up filming on his latest non-vampire flick “Remember Me” in NYC before his scheduled appearance this Thursday at Comic-Con in San Diego to promote “New Moon.Kristen Stewart, on the other hand, is in a bit more of a time crunch as her filming for the movie “The Runaways” isn’t scheduled to finish until next week – although she’s planning a “whirl-wind” trip down to the festival. You really think something as little as filming is going to come in the way of her getting her hands on her hunky co-star? Psh!

Hmmm… enough time for a quickie-romance to rekindle that spark! Unlike the “New Moon” shooting in Vancouver where the lovebirds were kept at arms length away from each other in separate hotels, this time the hotel arrangements will be a tad bit different — as in, the same hotel in very close living quarters. While the duo will probably each have their own rooms, for appearances sakes I’m guessing, I (along with everyone else) am expecting one of those to go to waste and not be used! *Cue your dirty imaginations here* No word yet on which hotel that will be, but I’m sure some Twi-hards will hunt down their favorite vampire and pictures will soon follow!

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