Howard K. Stern

Howard K. Stern Found GUILTY in Anna Nicole Smith Case

No you haven’t done the Time Warp too much post man-nip spectacular Glee special and actually time traveled to 3 years ago. Howard Stern (the creepy one who stuffed the Anna Nicole Smith pills piñata) has been found guilty. Her psychiatrist was also found guilty on 4 counts. Khristine Eroshevich was held accountable for 2 charges of conspiracy and 2 charges of prescribing /providing sedatives and opiates to an addict. Her doctor, Sandeep Kapoor was cleared.

Yesterday a jury convicted Howard K. Stern of helping Anna Nicole Smith obtain illegal substances via fraud and using a false name. He could face up to three years in prison, but E! is doubtful that he will actually spend a moment being someone’s prison-pal. (We all know what I mean, but censors will alert the church elders.)

He was cleared on seven counts of druggery (the less fancy term for felony based on supplying). The two guilty charges will likely face an appeal and more court time. We will find out on January 6th when sentencing is scheduled to take place.

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Howard K. Stern Arrested for Anna Nicole Related Drug Felony

It’s about time the justice system did something to this creep. Anna Nicole Smith’s longtime lawyer and short-time husband Howard K. Stern has was arrested in Los Angeles yesterday for allegedly conspiring to fuel an addict with prescription drugs. The addict in question was Anna Nicole Smith.

Stern was arrested along with two of Smith’s “doctors”, Dr. Sandeep Kapoor and Khristine Eroshevich. All three have been charged with a total of eight felonies.

Via TMZ.com:

“According to the L.A. County D.A., the conspiracy counts allege the three defendants conspired to furnish controlled substances to Smith between July, 2004 and January 2007.”

A prescription for methadone written by Kapoor to an alias often used by Anna Nicole, was given date a mere 13 days prior to the birth of Smith’s daughter with Larry Birkhead, Dannilynne.

Though our hearts here at Hollywood Dame are shriveled and cold, what little feeling we do have goes out to those who really loved Anna Nicole.

With any luck, Stern can hire Bobby Trendy to decorate is 8 X 8 cell. I hear he’s looking for work.

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