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Chelsea Handler opened her mouth (aka opportunity hole) and let some her brain off the leash to attack Joan Rivers. It’s like the slutty flag twirler who couldn’t make the cheerleading squad picking on the Home Economics teacher who teaches how to make Tequila Shooters and tells you to marry rich. SPOILER ALERT: Joan wins.
After months of speculation, it’s official – Howard Stern is joining ‘America’s Got Talent!’ According to TMZ, the shock jock confirmed on his radio show this morning that he’ll be replacing Piers Morgan on the hit competition show. Production on the show will move to New York City, where Stern will continue to conduct his SiriusXM radio program (so not only did Stern get the job, he got the whole show to come to him).
Hugh Hefner’s ex-fiance, Crystal Harris, is opening up about her relationship with the Playboy mogul and everything is out of the bag. The good, the bad and the downright wrong! She’s even admitting how long he lasted in bed… Gross, I know! But, as unpleasant (read: totally skeevy) as details about his sex life are, at least one of his younger-by-decades exes is finally ‘fessing up about what life – sex life, specifically – with Hef is like.
Jesse James just can’t stop the verbal diarrhea from pouring from his mouth. While the rest of the world hears the crap hitting the floor, he hears cash dropping.
James made a stop on Nightline to pimp his memoir ‘Dances With Whores: The Vanilla Gorilla Story.’ While there he cried about the fact that Sandra Bullock doesn’t let him within breathing distance of her or Louis.
In the second episode of “Sheen’s Korner,” Charlie Sheen tapes a phone call in which he rambles on about things like inventing solo (which somehow involves jumping out of planes yelling his name in 1944), Howard Stern, losing his gold to an ethersphere of stupidity, being foiled by a telephone aka “troll weaponry,” pain being a myth, George Carlin being an alien, truth seeking, being undeserving of his gnarly-ness, blind cuddly puppies, winners winning and magic trays.
So….at what point is Sheen’s assault on crazy no longer amusing, but just sad and awful? What? We are waving at it in the rear view mirror?
At least you could make a great drinking game outta this mess. Every time he says: winning, trolls, or f**k you have to take a shot. Scratch that idea. We’d all be alcoholics within 10 minutes. Aha! I see what he is trying to do here. Create an army of drunks that will find his ramblings rich with sense! Well played Charlie, well played.
No you haven’t done the Time Warp too much post man-nip spectacular Glee special and actually time traveled to 3 years ago. Howard Stern (the creepy one who stuffed the Anna Nicole Smith pills piñata) has been found guilty. Her psychiatrist was also found guilty on 4 counts. Khristine Eroshevich was held accountable for 2 charges of conspiracy and 2 charges of prescribing /providing sedatives and opiates to an addict. Her doctor, Sandeep Kapoor was cleared.
Yesterday a jury convicted Howard K. Stern of helping Anna Nicole Smith obtain illegal substances via fraud and using a false name. He could face up to three years in prison, but E! is doubtful that he will actually spend a moment being someone’s prison-pal. (We all know what I mean, but censors will alert the church elders.)
He was cleared on seven counts of druggery (the less fancy term for felony based on supplying). The two guilty charges will likely face an appeal and more court time. We will find out on January 6th when sentencing is scheduled to take place.
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Oh yes kittens. I have a love/hate view of Ryan Phillippe. He is just one of the many men going sex maniac crazy in Hollywood right now. Comparatively, he appears to be saint-like when it comes to his fellow cheating cohorts. He isn’t begging to pee on anyone or running around in nothing but a German officer cap wielding a crotch guest list that that reads more like the line up for the Kat Von D lookalike contest.
Ryan Phillippe split with Abbie Cornish in February and it became a nasty feud of he-said, she-said when it came to who did the breaking up. Ryan went on Howard Stern to whine about the negativity that has surrounded him.
“”I have a new rule: not to date anyone who has a publicist. Who announces a breakup? I don’t understand that! There’s no need for that. I’ve been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese [Witherspoon] and I divorced. I’m tired of getting s*** on,” Phillippe, 35, told Stern (Via Us Magazine). “I don’t feel like I deserve it. Things happen! How many people have you broken up with over your life?”
Man-whore said what? Since cheating on Reese with Abbie, then reportedly cheating on Abbie after being spotted multiple times entertaining random blondes on his lap… I find it hard to feel sorry for the guy. However, if Clorox made a condom I would still consider hitting that.
Say what you want about her, by Gabourey Sidibe is proving to be a force to be reckoned with. The “Precious” star has started to carve a spot for herself in Hollywood. After being torn apart by Howard Stern for her weight issues, the shock jock claimed she would never work again.
Sidibe is slowly proving him wrong. She has another film, “Yelling to the Sky,” in post production. In the Sundance Lab project she plays a bully and opposite Zoe Kravitz. Gabourey is also pulling for more comedic rolls. Shortly after Stern’s tirade, news that she was cast in a Showtime series spread like fire. “The Big C” has a premier slot late this August. The show revolves around teacher, played by Laura Linney, who is battling cancer.
She can also add SNL host to her resume. Sidibe will host Saturday Night Live. No word on an exact dates yet. We have to suffer through Jennifer Lopez this weekend which will follow with the awesomeness of Tina Fey. Ryan Phillippe is also due to take a break from man-hookin’ to fulfill hosting duties late this month.
I like her. She has gumption and the health issue is her business. As I was once the fat girl, I learned eventually learned to live on ample amounts of gym candy after being cheated on with some skinny ho. I remember telling Paul (or was it Phillip? No, no it was Patrick. I think. It might have been Preston. Whateves. I was going through a “P” stage.), I may be chubby, but I can loose weight. Unfortunately for you, you will always have a tiny penis and limp. To which he replied, “I don’t have a limp.” I then kneed him in the junk and said, “Now you do.”
Shock jock Howard Stern and co-host Robin Quivers are under fire for some comments they made about Gabourey Sidibe on his Sirius satellite show this past Monday, going on a grand tirade against the “Precious” star for apparently no reason.
Per Huffington Post:
“There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie,” he said. “She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”
Stern then goes on to say that maybe she could play in the ‘Blindside 2′ as the football player. He pulled no punches in his criticism for Gabourey before proceeding to turn his attacks towards Oprah, a big supporter of the young actress.
“Oprah’s another liar, a filthy liar,” said Stern. “She’s telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.”
Sidibe has already proven the bullying duo wrong. She’s landed a role in the Showtime series “The C Word” and will star in the movie “Yelling to the Sky” opposite Zoe Kravitz.
The personal attack wasn’t necessary. It was hurled at an undeserving target and I’m not sure what the motivation was behind it. Stern and his sidekick Robin seem to be searching for attention again. The question is will these two morons say these hurtful words to her face? Probably not. And to think they pay these two dimwits to communicate to people!? Funny how you never heard Howard talk about Robin when she was that size.
Howard Stern has no love for Jay Leno, and he’s surely not afraid to say it! CBS’ “The Early Show” gave the sometimes shocking radio host time Tuesday morning to slam the “Tonight Show” host when Harry Smith asked Stern about the Leno move on NBC – sending Stern launching into a mighty attack on Leno.
Per NY Daily News:
“Just the mere mention of Jay Leno’s name makes me to want to vomit,” Stern told “Early Show” anchor Harry Smith — who, not surprisingly, barely got a word in. “I don’t like this guy,” Stern said. “I don’t disguise it.”
The shock jock spoke to CBS live from his Sirius XM Radio studio for close to five minutes, once again accused Leno of stealing material from himself, David Letterman and even people in England. Stern said he felt that after Leno’s 10pm time slot failed, the respectable thing would have been for him to move to a new network and face Conan O’Brien and Letterman’s shows head-on.
“Jay Leno seems to be the kind of showbiz animal that won’t let go,” Stern said. “Jay is a lap dog.”
Ouch. I wouldn’t expect to see Stern on Leno’s lineup anytime soon.
Behold the power of this magnificent beast! Peter Dinklage is carrying his daughter as he arrives at his hotel. No real news, but I couldn’t resist the adorable going on in these pictures. There just isn’t enough Dinklage in the world. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Kate Upton is wearing something I think is supposed to be a bikini, but might very well be a couple of eye patches sewn together. The model scored the cover for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2012. There isn’t really much more to add to her spread other than the angle makes her left boob appear [...]
With such a great role model – we’re surprised! Marston Hefner, the oldest son of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, was arrested over the weekend for allegedly attacking his girlfriend and yes, you’re reading this right – his girlfriend is 2011 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclair. According to TMZ, cops were called to the [...]
Justin Bieber spent his pre-Valentine’s Day with a 6 year old little girl who is battling cancer. I’ll save the snark for his next act of Biebagerry. Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy The teenage heartthrob visited Avalanna Routh on Monday and dubbed the ecstatic tot “Mrs.Bieber.” He sent [...]
