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With such a great role model – we’re surprised! Marston Hefner, the oldest son of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, was arrested over the weekend for allegedly attacking his girlfriend and yes, you’re reading this right – his girlfriend is 2011 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclair. According to TMZ, cops were called to the couple’s home by a member of Claire’s family who called 911 claiming Marston attacked Claire. When cops arrived they saw visible injuries on her body.
We’re sure Selena Gomez will be none-to-thrilled upon hearing this – Justin Bieber has reportedly been living out the fantasy of every young boy by hanging out at the Playboy Mansion. And luckily for the Biebs – but not so much for his girlfriend – it’s also been reported that he’s been given unlimited access to the land of the bunnies at Hugh Hefner’s infamous home. Is that legal…? I know it’s LUCKY…but legal?
Although Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lindsay Lohan to surrender herself to police custody by November 9th, Miss Lohan has other orders. Orders from a more powerful figure. Orders from Hugh Hefner - Girl needs to get naked again.
It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan resorted to porn to pay the rent (Editor’s Note: Read “rent” as blow/booze habit.) Our favorite professional probation violator is in talks to pose nude for Playboy.
The going rate for a child star with a penchant for self harming and a Sunday morning 8 Ball is $750,000. Lindsay was holding out for $1 million but soon discovered that A: we have seen her nude before and B: no one really wants to see her nude again.
You won’t have to wait to hear about it on their reality series ‘Family Jewels’ – over the weekend Gene Simmons married his forever girlfriend, Shannon Tweed. With two kids together and at the age of 62, it’s about time!
You know what always makes me really listen to what someone has to say? When they’re naked. I’m pretty sure that’s what Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi Johnston, was hoping for when she posed for this month’s issue of ‘Playboy.’ Oh right, and she also does a lot of bad-mouthing of Bristol Palin and mama bear Sarah Palin.
Hugh Hefner’s ex-fiance, Crystal Harris, is opening up about her relationship with the Playboy mogul and everything is out of the bag. The good, the bad and the downright wrong! She’s even admitting how long he lasted in bed… Gross, I know! But, as unpleasant (read: totally skeevy) as details about his sex life are, at least one of his younger-by-decades exes is finally ‘fessing up about what life – sex life, specifically – with Hef is like.
Crystal Harris is riding her 15 minutes of fame on the FEEL SOWWY FOR ME AND BUY MY UPCOMING ALBUM! Tour. She cried professional trick tears of sadness mourning the loss of her free ride.
Crystal Harris packed up her silicon valley and gave her weave a toss as she left Hugh Hefner just days before their wedding. What’s that you say? Gurl just stormed out on a prime crotch-into-cash opportunity? Yes. Yes, she did.
Rumors are running rampant as to the reason she ran. (My inner Geraldo is taking over.) Radar is reporting that Crystal got tired of looking at old man banana hammock and dumped her 85 year old piece for Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw. They seen “getting cozy” at the Chateau Marmont back in March so it seems that Harris has been diddling McGraw while she was engaged to Hef. Enter her manager for damage control. Michael Blakey says that the Jordan/Crystal relationship is as real as the all the boobs bouncing around the mansion.
‘Dancing With The Stars‘ takes pride in their “wholesome” show. Now one dancer may be getting to boot after Hugh Hefner announced on his website that she posed for a May edition of Playboy. Karina Smirnoff – who dances with “Karate Kid” Ralph Macchio on the hit show – supposedly posed for the May edition of Playboy according to Hefner’s Twitter where he called the shoot ‘unforgettable,’ and now the powers-to-be at ABC are less than thrilled. I guess Maksim Chmerkovskiy dropping Kirstie Alley doesn’t seem that bad now!
Per Celebrity Gossip:
An insider told press, “If Karina posed naked, she can kiss her dancing days goodbye. I hope for her sake that this isn’t true. ABC publicity department controls the image of this show with an iron fist. It’s a cash cow and they are not going to allow its reputation to be soiled by a dancer who wants to do Playboy.”
This seems a little drastic for the show being they invited Playboy model and Hef girlfriend, Kendra Wilkinson, to dance on the show and she’s been in the magazine naked many times. Besides, from the D-listers they court to the skimpy costumes they wear, the whole thing isn’t exactly Disney on Ice. Smirnoff’s naked cha-cha will likely generate a fresh wave of new interest in the show, even if it’s only from sketchy dudes praying for a wardrobe malfunction.
However – stripping is one thing, but vote pandering with your vahjayjay is another. She is a current contestant and the mag will be out before the show ends. But given the popularity of her partner and their good scores this season, I’m sure they will keep the couple on the show until the magazine is about to come out anyway. Ratings trump all!
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