2012 People’s Choice Awards Recap

In case you missed it, the 2012 People’s Choice Awards – hosted by ‘Big Bang Theory’s’ Kaley Cuoco – aired last night, live from the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Some of the stars and celebs in attendance: Robert Pattinson, Emma Stone, Ellen DeGeneres, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Jason Segel, Jason Biggs, David Boreanaz, Elisha Cuthbert, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Morgan Freeman, Paul Wesley, Ashley Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Liam Hemsworth, Julianne Hough, Terrence Howard, Vanessa Hudgens, Ewan McGregor and Ian Somerhalder. Here’s what happened during the show…

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Daniel Radcliffe is Entertainer of the Year – COVER

My birthday buddy and the guy who played that wizard kid who got naked in some play about horse buggery and is now being fab on Broadway. Oh, who am I kidding. Harry Potter…ahem… Daniel Radcliffe is Entertainer of the Year! JAZZ HANDS!

Entertainment Weekly announced that the adorableness of DanRad is their pick for Top Ho on the Stroll. Managing editor Jess Cagle made the announcement on GMA this morning.

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‘X-Men First Class’ TRAILER

I love me some James McAvoy so here we have a trailer for the upcoming superhero film, ‘X-Men First Class.’

The film is a prequel to the series starring Hugh Jackman. The lives of some of the main players in the comics before they were split into Team Xavier / Team Magneto are revealed. James McAvoy plays Professor Charles Xavier as Michael Fassbender takes the best friend turned nemesis role of Magneto.

Oscars 2011 Winners List and PHOTOS, VIDEO

Aside from the fashion that will be subjected to Joan River’s endless puns, the night belongs who took home the Academy Award. Anne Hathaway and James Franco hosted the evenings events as two of the youngest hosts in the event’s history.

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The theme of the night screamed “THE OSCARS ARE NOW HIP AND FUN!!!! YOU ARE HAVING FUN!!!” Too bad it was the typical snoozefest despite Anne’s high on life energy. She was brought down by Franco’s Ovah This Mess/Probably Stoned Right Now demeanor. Even with James briefly dressed as Marilyn Monroe and a skit in which he was in a white skintight leotard couldn’t save things from the sleepy state. Half way through the show most of the celebs were ready to hand over the Best Actor statue to Colin Firth and get to the bar already.

Oscars 2011 Winners List:

Best Picture: “The King’s Speech.”

Actor: Colin Firth, “The King’s Speech.”

Actress: Natalie Portman, “Black Swan.”

Supporting Actor: Christian Bale, “The Fighter.”

Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo, “The Fighter.”

Directing: Tom Hooper, “The King’s Speech.”

Foreign Language Film: “In a Better World,” Denmark.

Adapted Screenplay: Aaron Sorkin, “The Social Network.”

Original Screenplay: David Seidler, “The King’s Speech.”

Animated Feature Film: “Toy Story 3.”

Art Direction: “Alice in Wonderland.”

Cinematography: “Inception.”

Sound Mixing: “Inception.”

Sound Editing: “Inception.”

Original Score: “The Social Network,” Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross.

Original Song: “We Belong Together” from “Toy Story 3,” Randy Newman.

Costume Design: “Alice in Wonderland.”

Documentary Feature: “Inside Job.”

Documentary (short subject): “Strangers No More.”

Film Editing: “The Social Network.”

Makeup: “The Wolfman.”

Animated Short Film: “The Lost Thing.”

Live Action Short Film: “God of Love.”

Visual Effects: “Inception.”

Click HERE for a recap of the Oscars Fashion: Best and Worst Dressed…

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Hugh Jackman Injured in Oprah Stunt – VIDEO

Hugh Jackman is like a one man Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade so of course he couldn’t just walk on stage. I mean…this is OPRAH!

Instead of sauntering onto the stage like any other trick, he opted to zip line in. Instead of then doing a graceful swan dive to the stage as glitter cannons exploded with his entrance…he hit the brakes to late and crashed into a lighting rig. Jackman hurt his eye, but carried on with a glass of Merlot (not kidding) and an eye patch. True divas make that shiz work.

“I came down waving to everyone, looking over Sydney Harbor, saw my dad, the kids and you, went to pull the brake and then boing. Totally my bad.”

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Hugh Jackman Gun Show – Photos

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Hellllllooooo Wolverine! Hugh Jackman hit the beach and put on a lovely gun show to ease the pain of your Monday morning. Alas, with furry man candy above and below, I could be writing about the secret of life (pecan waffles) or where the Holy Grail is located (Wal-Mart) and no one will know because you are all getting your perv on with Hugh.

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Hugh Jackman Cell Phone Rant – Video

Hugh Jackman flipped out on a theater patron for failing to turn their cell phone off. This is 2009. Who doesn’t know how to turn off their phone? More importantly who passes up on an opportunity to put it on vibrate?

While Hugh and Daniel Craig were doing their artsy thang on stage, someone’ phone interrupted their dialogue. It must have been a Kanye West ringtone because Hugh flipped his shiz and stopped the play so the patron could answer it. You know if it would have been “Single Ladies” he would break out into a dance.

Quoteables:

Dlisted: “This is why theater ushers should carry tasers. When a cell phone rings, taser the bitch, drag them out of the theater and go on with the show!”

Swine Flu and Celebrities

So there is a small epidemic of swine flu growing into a huge problem. Typically things like this are a passing trend. Swine is the new SARS.

Everyone in Mexico is sporting face masks and are going full force on hand washing. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are south of the boarder and I am pretty sure Spencer is the cause of the outbreak. After getting married again they most annoying beings on earth headed down to Cabo for a pre-honeymoon excursion. Don’t get too excited…they are taking precautions and wearing masks like everyone else. Heidi is working on a new video which will be an epic failure, but something to laugh at in the near future.

Speaking of morons who should be forced to wear helmets….Paris Hilton feels she is safe from the swine flu because she doesn’t eat pork. A TMZ photog caught up with Hilton and asked her if she was worried about it. She replied with:

“I don’t eat that.”

Oh come on P. You aren’t fooling anyone denying your penchant for pork. By the way, swine flu is passed from human to human and pigs don’t have to be involved. Kinda like chicken pox aren’t contracted from poultry.

Sadly Hugh Jackman won’t betting his Wolverine pimping done in Mexico. The star of the X-Men spin-off is postponing his trip thanks to the epidemic. This stand up fella recently bought coffee and breakfast pastries for 800 people who waited over night for the Arizona opening of the film. Mexico will have to wait for their surprise donuts because Jackman is concerned for everyone’s health.

Per Us:

“I’m a movie fan, I love movies, but they’re just movies at the end of the day — and there are other things that are way more important, such as people’s safety. It’s very tragic what’s going on down there…I’m worried for them.”

Aww…now that is some celebrity good-doing I can get behind. Well, you know me. Anything involving delicious pastries is my bag.

However, the swine flu isn’t just Mexico’s problem. The virus is starting to spread to the U.S. According to the latest reports, two men in California have died from the outbreak. At this moment a total 69 cases of swine flu have been confirmed in the states. The death toll in Mexico has climbed to over 150. Arnold Schwarzenegger has officially declared a state of emergency. New York has even reported 28 cases. A case of swine flu has also possibly come from Orlando’s Disney World. It takes 24-48 hours to confirm a case so it is unclear if it has spread to the Magical Kingdom.

There is a dose of “real” news for you. Now that you’re all scared of pigs and hungry for pastries who’s up for some donuts?

Robert Pattinson and Hugh Jackman Duet

Believe or not this one is true. No, the two aren’t cranking out a CD. They were doing karaoke.

So here is the story. Robert Pattinson was in Tokyo pimping “Twilight” while Hugh Jackman was there to do promos for the “Australia” premiere. While indulging in some free time, Hugh ran into Sparklepants at a bar (big surprise). They ended up doing karaoke along with the rest of the cast of the vampire saga.

Via E! News:

“Jackman’s rep confirms my exclusive Tokyo scoop. “Hugh was there celebrating completion of his promo tour for Australia with director Baz Luhrmann and friends and the fact that the film is just going over $200 million box-office worldwide!” the rep tells me. “About 1a.m., the cast of Twilight came in and they all joined in.”

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart singing show tunes with Edward Cullen and Wolverine sounds like an acid trip. However, I would have paid cold hard cash to see Pattinson and Jackman in matching gold lame pants and singing “Love Shack.”

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The Best and Worst Oscar Moments

While I am pretty much a nobody, I couldn’t help but give my two cents on last night’s Oscar ceremony. Here is my opinion of the best and worst Oscar highlights:

The Worst:

-The Fashion: While I am not an expert when it comes to fashion like the Dame, I have to say that Beyonce looked like a Tranny Mess on the red carpet. Her looked was usurped only by Mickey Rourke, who I swear is Pat, the lesbian that lives down the street from me. Jessica Biel looked like she was waiting for lobster to be served; she came complete with her own bib.

- The Pre-Show Bru-ha-ha: I couldn’t bear to spend more than 30 seconds looking at Lisa Rinna on the red carpet, so I was stuck dealing with pretty Ryan Seacrest and What’s-Her-Face over on E! Ryan naturally dazzled with the most awkward line of questions, but no moment was as stellar as Seacrest speaking with the kids from “Slumdog Millionaire”…who didn’t speak English…at all. Ryan’s answer to this: ask the same question again, REALLY LOUD, then smile and ask some more questions after you’ve been told they don’t speak English. This ranks up there with Seacrest trying to high five blind guys on “American Idol.”

- Mickey Rourke loses best actor award to Sean Penn: In all honesty, I didn’t see either of their performances. However, I had $20 on the amount of F bombs Rourke would drop in his acceptance speech. Since he lost, I am out the $20 and saddened that I will never know the answer.

-Tilda Swinton eyebrowlessness: Good gracious! When the ladies presenting the Best Supporting Actress Oscar came out, I nearly had a stroke. The camera hit Swinton and I thought an emaciated Gwyneth Paltrow had come to take my soul! For a moment, I thought she was dead and they were just propping her up there “Weekend At Bernie’s” style. Honestly, where did your eyebrows go? Find them before next year or don’t come back!

- Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens sing with Hugh Jackman, Beyonce, and two people who were in “Mama Mia,” I guess: Their revival of “The Musical” only made me want to burn my copy of Grease, pour acid in my ears, and sell my soul in order for it to end. Honestly, there wasn’t enough wine in Napa for me to make it through that montage. Thankfully, the child-proof cap prevented me from getting the pills open before it ended. Hugh, you owe me eight minutes of my life back.

The Best:

-Sank You: Only a few awards into the evening, a little man who barely spoke English won an Oscar. I feel like a complete tool because I can’t remember his name or the award. All I remember was his smile and his repeating “Sank you!” over and over. It was nice.

-Angelina gives Jen a smile: There was no couple on the red carpet more awkward than Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. In fact, Seth Rogan had better chemistry with Judd Apatow who was there with his wife. During the award for best animated film, the camera cut to Angie just in time for us to see her throw a smile in Jennifer Aniston’s direction. My conclusion-she was smiling at her Kung-Fu Panda co-star, Jack Black while asking herself, “Why the hell is she wearing a braid in her hair?” about Aniston.

- Robert Pattinson on the red carpet, presenting, and starring in my dirty dream that night: I am sorry. I know he’s barely been in anything, he’s dirty, yadda, yadda, yadda. Say what you will, the Oscar producers knew what they were doing by asking him to attend. I can name eight people who watched the show just to see him in a tux and clean (and I am not counting the voices in my head). I didn’t see anyone else from “Twilight” there. You want to know why? Because he is hot. Thank you.

- Ben Stiller does Joaquin Phoenix: Stiller has these moments of bloody brilliance and this was one of them. Occasionally he will do something that appears no one else gets. Many of the celebrities at the Oscars last night didn’t seem to get his joke either out of “respect” for Phoenix or because they are too lame to watch Letterman or read the Dame. I got it. And it was funny. Well played Mr. Stiller, well played. It was the only moment of the night that made me laugh hard enough to nearly spill the wine…nearly.

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