If You Seek Amy Official Video – See it HERE!

If You Seek Amy Official Video has hit the net for 24 hours. It’s saucy. Just like the good ol‘ “Slave for You” days. The video starts with a reporter going apeshiz over the lyrics. Then we flash to house full of dancers and Britney getting dressed after what appeared to be a night of debauchery. The floor is littered with various types of lingerie. Then the choreography erupts. It’s pretty tight and we see Brit’s dedication return to solid movements in her dance breaks.

After a quick pan over her toned physique we see Brit transforming into a sweater-set wearing, pie baking, well put together suburban housewife. (Photos of her in this part of the vid leaked to the net a few weeks ago.) She walks outside to meet her equally well groomed and ‘perfect’ family to a slew of reporters asking thousands of question. The song ends and a flash of the smug reporter saying “Doesn’t make any sense. Does it?”

Well played Ms. Spears. Well played. I was hoping for more of story in the vid, but with the line running through “Womanizer” I see why she opted for this. I love the addition of the snotty reporter. You have 24 hours to view the video…so go check it out at BritneySpears.com

(Plus….her pink heels are incredibly fierce. Seriously…I need two pair of those. One in pink the other in black.)

Britney Spears’ Dad Fires Dancers for Drugs, If You Seek Amy Video Release

Britney Spears‘ father and conservator, Jamie Spears, fired three dancers from the “Circus” tour for suspected drug use, according to British tabloid reports. While Britney relaxed by the pool in Miami, her father was making all her backup dancers undergo the contractual drug test. He warned all the dancers when they started that this would be a dry tour and to keep Britney away from temptation.

Per Showbizspy via Daily Mirror:

“Because of Britney’s past personal problems she now requires more insurance for her Circus tour than before.” says a source to the Daily Mirror. “It’s a very rigorous process protecting all of those assets. Backstage her dad is beyond strict and rightfully so. He only wants the best for Britney. He’s protecting Britney’s comeback with every ounce of his being.”

Papa Spears is making the 50-plus dancers out on the road with her take drug tests in an effort to keep his daughter on the right path. The three that failed were promptly fired and told to leave immediately, just one week into the 44-date run. Jamie, who a judge has made legally responsible for keeping his daughter on the straight and narrow path, is not tolerating this behavior and not granting any second chances either.

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Per OK! Magazine via Daily Star:

“They begged to be given a second chance but were shown the door,” a source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper. “Britney and the dancers spent months rehearsing before the tour started and they had become more like family, but the show must go on and such behavior won’t be tolerated. The remaining dancers have been read the riot act. They have been told that if they know of drugs being used they must come clean or face the boot themselves.”

Britney herself had evidently instructed all her crew and staff that no kind of hard living would be endured on the tour. Her video for her new single “If You Seek Amy” will drop the 12th exclusively for 24 hours on Virgin Mobiles website.

Good for you Papa Spears! Britney has come too far to let anything get in the way of her comeback. We’re rooting for you girl!

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Britney Spears ‘If You Seek Amy’ Meaning Upsets Fox – Video

Alert the church elders to perform an exorcism of evil!

The elders over at Fox News are just catching on to Britney Spears’ phonetically dirty song “If You Seek Amy.” In case you have been living in a bunker underground for 6 months or simply didn’t care enough to listen to Spears’ latest album, Circus, the popstar has angered the parents of kids with her new song. The single “If You Seek Amy” has been banned from radio all over and some stations simply censor it.

Why? The clever dirty girl snuck in “the F word” by spelling it out with her lyrics. Say the title quickly and you’ll hear yourself saying F-U-C-K me. So the lyrics of: “All of the boy and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy” make a statement of everyone wanting to hump her. This has been known for some time and the moral compass of Fox News can’t handle this revelation.

Seriously! My 73 year old Memaw heard my ‘If You Seek Amy’ ring tone a month ago and scolded me for being whorey. But later she patted me on the head and gave me oatmeal cookie. Fox on the other flipped their shiz and followed their rant with a prayer vigil. Here’s a thought…turn the radio off. (BTW…. When did Fox News become the pinnacle of America’s moral compass?)

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