That’s what she wants you to think anyway. (Yes, I know. How terribly misleading and cruel, but really it’s the only story about Angelina Jolie I’d care to hear about. When the news highlight of the day is Jolie getting injured on set, you run with it.)

While shooting her latest film, “Salt,” she got an ouchie after she bumped her head. She was doing a stunt and got a glorified paper cut. Being the patron saint of helpless and foreign babies around the world, Jolie was taken to the hospital.

Via TMZ:

“This morning while filming an action sequence… Angelina Jolie sustained a minor injury. As a precautionary measure, Ms. Jolie will be taken to the hospital and examined. Production on the film has resumed.”

Oh praise Allah! Angie will live on to continue not eating and calling Jennifer Aniston a hag.