Lindsay Lohan ‘I DESERVED to star in Black Swan!’

And now it’s time for delusional ramblings with Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay has been after an Oscar since she was that plucky ginge in the reboot of ‘Parent Trap.’ I am guessing someone told her had an oxycontin filled center. So naturally, she feels that she should have been in every Oscar winning role despite the fact that jobs get in the way of her busy court schedule/drunken stumble home/ coke-outs with friends and her resume should read Professional Screw Up.

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Britney Spears ‘Acted Out Sexually’

It’s no secret that Britney Spears has been the organ grinding monkey that has built the house of Spears. To this day she is told what to do, how to do it and when to do it. The current control is probably thanks to the head shavin’ umbrella wielding incident, but you can’t get a genuine answer out of Brit thanks to her handlers.

Carson Daly recently discovered this fact and Tweeted his frustrations about the “ridiculous” hoops media outlets have to jump through for an interview. (Click HERE for more on that…) Everything has to be given a green light, edited and double checked by her team. After her return to sanity post ‘Blackout’ album, Brit filmed a documentary called ‘For the Record’ and spoke about feeling like a “prisoner” in her life.

“If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening.”

This isn’t a new development. She has felt this since her rise to fame in her early teens according to celebrity journalist Neil Strauss. He shared with MTV that Spears wanted him to help her pen a tell-all book that would reveal a not-so-squeaky-clean past that her reps created. Brit came up with the idea after he interviewed her.

“She did actually call me a year later and invited me over to her house. It turned out she wanted to write a book and she wanted me to write it, and she had all these crazy stories about her life that she had gathered about sexually acting out and trying to escape the control of her parents, all these things. We stayed in the touch for a little bit and her people took away her phone. Poor thing.

She was also said to have made some notes about her relationship with Justin Timberlake for the book. Looks like all of the Spears crafted stories will never see the light. Her management still has the short leash on her as she gets ready to kick off her Femme Fatale tour. Click HERE for the tour dates and cities…

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Taylor Swift: Taylor Lautner is My Best Friend

Joe Jonas has finally found the perfect beard and Taylor Swift is still got a case of the angries over his wussy break up technique. She told Glamour that she and Joe haven’t been able to remain friendly, but she and her ex boyfriend Taylor Lautner are still on great terms.

“He’s one of my best friends. He’s wonderful, and we’ll always be close. I’m so thankful for that.”

During the interview she also talked about her penchant for writing songs calling out less than desirable people…

“I do write nice songs about the guys who are nice to me! Eventually, I’m sure one of them will write a response—that’s a pretty scary concept, actually! But I make sure I only write bad songs about the ones who deserve it. Everything that happens to me gets put into a song. For some reason, I’m really comfortable talking about my personal life in songs. There, I don’t hold back: names, dates, times, expressions on people’s faces, exactly where we were and how it felt, what I wish I would have said to them in the moment. So I’m not only excited about sharing the songs with fans; I’m also pretty interested to hear the response from the guys I’ve written about on this record.”

Everything that happens to me gets put into a song. For some reason, I’m really comfortable talking about my personal life in songs. There, I don’t hold back: names, dates, times, expressions on people’s faces, exactly where we were and how it felt, what I wish I would have said to them in the moment. So I’m not only excited about sharing the songs with fans; I’m also pretty interested to hear the response from the guys I’ve written about on this record.”

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Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape – Interview, PICS and VIDEO

If you want a case of the giggles and eye rolls, watch Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Interview with Ryan Seacrest.

Kendra put her dollar sign eyes away and slapped on a sad face while she claimed that her sex tape was an intimate moment caught on video and wishes it would have never seen the light of day. Me too Kendra.

“I’m a very open person, very honest about my life, but a sex tape is definitely not what I wanted in my life,” she said. “I made love to my boyfriend at the time, we just happened to videotape it. It wasn’t for anybody else’s eyes to see but ours.”

Ok. Ho got $680,000 for the tape and also gets 50% of the sales AFTER SHE SIGNED OFF ON IT. Vivid is selling it and they have claimed the advance sales alone have made it their highest selling sex tape. That is not counting all these interviews and magazine covers she is nabbing. I am pretty sure a sex tape in which the dude resembles Sloth from Goonies and WEARS SOCKS while they make their (un)sexy times is nothing compared to the sticky-icky she participate in at the Playboy mansion.

Currently the cover US is running her story with the words “MY SEX TAPE NIGHTMARE” emblazoned on it. We have all done stupid shiz like this and I will be the first to admit my moral compass doesn’t usually point north, but the real nightmare here should be the fact she put out to a guy who seduces women with a panther blanket on his bed.

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Tiger Woods ESPN Interview Cheating Scandal – Video

Tiger Woods should join Craig Ferguson’s Robot Army because he was operating like a fine piece of rep coached machinery that runs on KY and Ambien. He is returning to the PGA tour next month and did his first interview since the hookers were let out of the proverbial bag.

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ESPN’s Tom Rinaldi scored the first interview and was given only 5 minutes to try and get a genuine answer out of Woods. Instead he was greeted with 5 minutes of poorly crafted, but well rehearsed answers. It was almost sad really. Any questions he didn’t want to answer (or perhaps simply didn’t know how to answer) he deflected with the ol’ “that’s a private matter” cliche. As horrid as it is to deny someone their privacy, nothing in this saga is private anymore. When your former porn star/hooker/bar waitress mistress starts airing out text messages that involve “golden showers” and choking…the matter of privacy is laughable.

What is truly telling about this interview is his terminology. You could over-examine his answers all day but things like using the past tense to describe your relationship with your wife are a giant red flag. When asked about Elin and marriage he said that he “loved” her. Past tense darlings.

Rinaldi: I ask this question respectfully, but of course at a distance from your family life. When you look at it now, why did you get married?
Woods: Why? Because I loved her. I loved Elin with everything I have. And that’s something that makes me feel even worse, that I did this to someone I loved that much.
Rinaldi: How do you reconcile what you’ve done with that love?
Woods: We work at it.

Other answers about why he turned into a sex maniac were met with odd answers like: “I got away from my core values.” To this humble blogger that says Woods’ core value is not peeing on people or snorting Ambien while playing STD Russian Roulette.

I digress, most people are ovah this and just want him to return to golf and move on. Some feel he deserves to be shat on by the judgey-wudgey of the world. Of course…he might like that. Thoughts?

*Full Transcript of Tiger Woods’ ESPN Interview is Below the Cut. Click “Read More…” Below

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Daniel Radcliffe Talks About Robert Pattinson Rivalry – Video

Now kittens, before you get all slanty-eyed and stabby…it was all in good fun. The plan fact is that there is no rivalry. In fact, they barely know each other. I know it was cruel of me to lure you in like a creepy ice cream man promising kittens and candy in the back of his van. No after dinner drinkety as punishment.

Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter, talked with MTV about Robert Pattinson, the end of the Potter filming and the seeing his older self in the last film’s epilogue.

His lack of Robert Pattinson knowledge:

“I haven’t spoken to him in three years. I’ve seen him once since we filmed the full film (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire). People always assume that being I am a celebrity, I know all the celebrities. I know very few famous people, my phone book is a very dull thing to read through. I wish Rob all the best. I hope he is doing ok and is well and everything.”

Regarding the completing the last Harry Potter film:

“I won’t miss Quidditch, if you see a hot girl on set and you are trying to chat her up in a school boys uniform. It’s a funny thing. Women don’t have the same reaction to men dresses as school boys as men do for women dressed as school girls. I don’t understand. It just didn’t do it for lots of women. I put on the tie and jumper and stuff and it made them feel weird.”

On the film’s epilogue: *SPOILER ALERT*

“This is the last image that people are going to have of the film. I’d rather they did it with other actors than with us and it looked bad. Having seen “Benjamin Button,” the technology clearly exists to do that.”

This man-child is amusing beyond words. I hope, in a non-pedophile way, he does well.

Robert Pattinson’s Nude Details Photos and NSFW Video

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Details Magazine scored an interview with the Keeper of the Unicorn Field. Robert Pattinson hasn’t had a moment of rest in between filming the ‘Twilight’ saga, participating in several other films (Bel Ami, Remember Me), press events, junkets, photo shoots and endless interviews discussing every angle of his life.

“Seriously, you eventually realize you can’t make every single decision. I was always building, always protecting something. At the same time, I seemed to be losing the ability to move. I’d protected myself into checkmate. Even mentally.” In that moment, he has a realization: “I can barely remember the last two years. Not like a haze of partying or anything like that. Just . . . it’s been crazy.”

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Being stalked on a daily basis has grown monotonous. Pattinson jokes about the crazy fans and has been forced to find the humor in having a target on his back.

“I find it really funny—if I got shot, I would literally be in hysterics. I would be like, ‘Are you serious? Jesus Christ, get Zac Efron! He’s got more social relevance than I do.’”

The photo spread accompanying the interview (seen below) was difficult for Sparklepants. Two naked women simply made him uncomfortable during the NSFW Robert Pattinson photo shoot.

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

The Rest of the Details Magazine Interview Coverage is Below the Cut. Click “Read More…” Below the NSFW Photos of Robert Pattinson to Read About His Thoughts on Porn and More Photos…. OR You Can See the Newly Released Eclipse Movie Stills of Robert and Kristen’s Bed Scene by Clicking HERE!

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John Mayer Apologizes (Kinda) and Quits – Video

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Don’t get out your sad faces out for John Mayer. The “Say What You Need to Say” crooner is not quitting music. In fact he “just wants to play his guitar” and wave goodbye to the media.

Mayer unleashed more verbal diarrhea to Playboy magazine in which he managed to offend 60% of the world in one interview. In case you missed it…

He spewed way too much information on his sex life:

*”I don’t think I open myself to it. My d**k is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f**kin’ David Duke c**k. I’m going to start dating separately from my d**k.”
*Described Jessica Simpson as sexual napalm (click HERE for that quote)
*Said that he only made sexy times with Jennifer Aniston a handful of times and said she wants to time travel back to 1998 and be Rachel again. He also affirmed that her hatred of Twitter was one of the reasons they split.

Then the cherry on top of this ice cream sundae that has his publicist standing on a ledge somewhere was his use of the controversial “N” Word.

“Someone asked me the other day, ‘What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?’ And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a ni**er pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’

His choice in being an unapologetic bag of lady wash has revoked his aforementioned “hood pass” and he is starting to feel the backlash of letting endless piles of poo plop out of his mouth. He made tried to apologize in a statement via his rep (aka Twitter.)

Re: using the ‘N word’ in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.

And while I’m using today for looking at myself under harsh light, I think it’s time to stop trying to be so raw in interviews. It started as an attempt to not let the waves of criticism get to me, but it’s gotten out of hand and I’ve created somewhat of a monster. I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. I don’t have the stomach for it. Again, because I don’t want anyone to think I’m equivocating: I should have never said the word and I will never say it again. I just wanted to play the guitar for people. Everything else just sort of popped up and I improvised, and kept doubling down on it…”

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It gets even better as he continues to think his “quest to be clever” made his constant douchebaggery ok. He gave his audience in Nashville a tear ridden apology that was about as genuine as Balloon Boy’s dad. Mayer announced he “quit the media” and a roar of cheers followed.

Take it as a hint Johnny.

Jennifer Lopez Robbed of an Oscar

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Jennifer Lopez has gone loco y’all. She is under the impression that the Latin version of Glitter deserved to win an Oscar. Why? Because it would have been “so dope” if she could have accepted her award while popping out her twins.

Per Latina Mag:

“I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in “El Cantante,” but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great. Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later.

I was sitting there with my twins—I couldn’t have been happier—but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ But we joked about it. It’s all good. Things will happen when they’re supposed to happen. I have the utmost faith and no doubt that it will one day, when and if it’s supposed to. You can’t get all crazy twisted over it.”

While I am out of the loop with what kids are saying these days, I am pretty sure people don’t say “dope” any more. (I credit my fondness for making children cry as my downfall in the current hot lingo department.) Regardless, unless you were the poster child for the 1987 ‘Just Say No’ program…you probably shouldn’t say dope. Too bad for J.Lo. If the Oscar panel would have been higher than Lindsay Lohan in a blow factory she might have actually had a chance at an award.

So, in summary…Nancy Reagan robbed Lopez of an Oscar.

Brittany Murphy’s Cause of Death: Drugs, Foul Play or Natural Causes?

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Brittany Murphy, actress and wife to Simon Monjack, died at age 32 from cardiac arrest yesterday. New details on the tragedy are emerging, while accusations and rumors are flying with everything from drugs to anorexia to her husband coming under suspicion. But how did she really die – was it drugs? Foul Play? Natural causes? Certainly its not ‘natural’ for someone so young and full of life to just pass away, was it? Her family told Los Angeles officials that she was extremely ill in the days before her death. Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter says they will conduct an autopsy today to try to determine what killed her. He says the reported illness could be a contributing factor to her death, but that it will be weeks before a final determination is made. Prescription medications were taken from Murphy’s home and officials say they will contact her personal physician to get a better sense of her medical history. An official cause of death may not be determined for some time, since toxicology tests will be required and could take up to six weeks. Winter says Murphy’s death appears to be from natural causes.

Per PopEater:

Capt. John Kades of the coroner’s office says, “Foul play is not suspected at this time because there were no outward signs of trauma or other injuries,” according to PEOPLE.

TMZ, which first reported that Murphy died after going into full cardiac arrest, has since reported that Murphy was very ill in the hours prior to her death and that she was taking prescription medications for flu-like symptoms she had been experiencing for several days. Sources also told TMZ that Murphy was vomiting before she died Sunday and that several types of prescription drugs were found in the house.

“There were a lot … a lot of prescriptions in the house.” We’re also told authorities did not find illegal drugs in the house, but Murphy was definitely taking various prescription meds.

Murphy collapsed inside the home she shared with husband. Some reports indicate he is the one who found her, while others claim it was her mother Sharon, in the bathroom of her home where there was ‘a significant amount of vomit’ in the room. A neighbor reports seeing the paramedics attempting to revive Murphy, who appeared then to be dead. She was transported to Cedars-Sinai, where she was pronounced dead on arrival at 10:04 a.m. Murphys’ mother also told paramedics that she suffered with Type 2 diabetes, but people connected to the case believe its highly unlikely that contributed to her death. Los Angeles police have opened an investigation into Murphy’s death, with detectives and the coroner’s officials at Murphy and Monjack’s home Sunday afternoon.

In somewhat of a creepy turn, Perez Hilton predicted Brittany’s death in a radio interview earlier this month. When radio host AJ Machado asked Perez if there was another celebrity headed for the same fate as Michael Jackson, Perez reportedly said, “Brittany Murphy maybe.” Did he know something we don’t? Perez has since blogged a warning to Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love to straighten out their act so they won’t be next – let’s hope he’s not right the next time! But Murphy had said that 2010 was the year she had planned to try for a baby with her husband, although she also somewhat foreshadowed her own death in a statement made in 2003.

Per Bumpshack:

“Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them.”

No matter how ill she was, she was still too young to die. It’s a shame that we had to lose such a talented actress. We wish Murphy’s family and friends all the best during this difficult time. Feel free to leave your condolences below.

Celeb Reacting To Murphy’s Death:

“2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon. See you on the other side kid.” – Ashton Kutcher

“I’m so saddened to hear this news. I loved working with Brittany. She was so talented, so warm and so sweet. I always felt connected to her as we shared a very special experience in our lives together. I feel love in my heart for her-and hope she is at peace.” – Alicia Silverstone

“Brittany was one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She had the voice of an angel and a genuine heart of gold. I’m very happy to have known and worked with such a special person. My heart goes out to all of her loved ones.” – Donald Faison

“It is a terrible loss for us as actors and to the industry but even greater for her family. My thoughts and prayers are with them.” – Whoopie Goldberg

“My deepest condolences go out to all of Brittany Murphy’s loved ones & may she rest in peace. She was a great talent with a beautiful soul. XO.” - Lindsay Lohan

“Brittany Murphy was an incredible ray of Light to so many people. My prayers are with her family and loved ones.” – Jessica Simpson

“I met [Brittany Murphy] before her star rose. It’s tough to find peace in fame. I wish her peace and happiness in her next lifetime.” – Russell Simmons

“My heart aches having just learned of Brittany Murphy’s death. We were friends time-to-time through the years. I always admired her pure spirit.” – Eliza Dushku

“So sad this is truly a waste. feeling regret we didnt’ do more. i love you so much Brittany and always will.” – Kathy Najimy

“I am beyond words by the loss of Brittany Murphy. I was so blessed to know your grace. My heart goes out to your mama loved ones.” – Soleil Moon Frye