Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway will be naked on my coffee table just in time for Thanksgiving. The duo did a sexy spread for Entertainment Weekly to pimp the new comedy/drama ‘Love and Other Drugs.’

“Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway’s new romance, Love & Other Drugs, is arguably the sexiest movie of the year. Throughout the R-rated comedic drama (in theaters Nov. 24), they reveal nearly every inch of their enviably toned bodies. So it makes sense that their photo shoot for this week’s cover of EW would be equally steamy. In fact, the duo’s flesh-baring photo session was so sensual that we decided to put out three separate covers.”

I am torn. Typically the words Jake Gyllenhaal and nude make me want to put out the CLOSED sign and take the rest of the day off, but he is busy giving me pedo/inappropriate-ness vibes by wooing Taylor Swift. Plus, 90% of the marketing of this movie is selling cheesy sex. Usually I don’t complain, tricks gotta do what a tricks gotta do. However, SPOILER ALERT the story behind the film is actually quite sad.

I digress, never look a six pack in the mouth and say ‘no thanks.’

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