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Jake Gyllenhaal Prince of Persia Gun Show

March 3, 2010 By 1 Comment

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We haven’t had a Gun Show in awhile and good ol’ Jake Gyllenhaal is giving us a fuzzy wuzzy show of Persian proportions. Obviously this is strictly gratuitous and has no real “news” value, but look at how yummy he is. You know me…I am a ho for a man with a bit of chest and likes to cook and will season my crepe pans. So when it comes to Jake, I love him and I get that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to nail to him. (Ten points if you can name the movie that quote came from.)

Sigh.

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Jake Gyllenhaal to Make Hairy Beast Musical Magic

February 27, 2009 By 5 Comments

I will be weeping myself to sleep tonight as I finally throw in the towel on Jake Gyllenhaal. He is doing his first musical.

Because no one in Hollywood can come up with original material, New Line Cinema is busting out a silver screen version of the Broadway musical, “Damn Yankees.” According to Variety, Gyllenhaal will star in the film as Joe Boyd, a Yankees fan who sells his soul to the devil in order to help the team win the world series. Jim Carrey is said to be the cast as Satan in this train wreck.

I hate to give up on my long and impure crush on him, but I am pretty sure he is a People magazine cover away from revealing that Reese Witherspoon is just his hag and he is in love with Jordan Knight. Looks like I will have to wait for Jonathan Rhys Meyers to get out of rehab and comfort me.

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