Tiger Woods walks away with a slap on the wrist for his weekend accident. The Florida Highway Patrol has completed its investigation and will only impose a $104 reckless driving charge and a 4 point penalty on his driving record. The FHP has brought no other charges against the golf pro and is finished dealing with the Woods case.
The same can’t be said for his personal life. Jamiee Grubbs has come forth and claimed to have maintained a romantic affair since April 2007. She is (surprise, surprise) a cocktail waitress 24 year old has detailed 20 “sexual encounters” and given Us Weekly a voicemail left by Tiger Woods on her phone and 300 text messages they exchanged.
You might recognize Grubbs from VH1’s show of the biggest douches to walk the Earth, “Tool Academy.” I am sure it will only be a matter of time before details of their sexy making involving tubs of butter, fun dip and inner tubes.
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