Jayden James and Sean Preston

Britney Spears Neck Tattoos – PHOTOS

Spears was out and about (I’m feeling very Canadian today) while sporting some new ink or possible Lisa Frank hickeys. Nothing starts off a Monday morning like photos of Britney Spears’ neck tattoos. I hope these are the washable kind because it looks like she had a swingers part with Lady Lovely Locks, a couple of Care Bears and a few Fairy Tails. (Please tell me I am not the only old lady who remembers the My Little Pony answer to birds.)

Editors note: Yay! She is wearing a bra!

UPDATE: Yup. They are temporary tattoos. She and her sons Jayden James and Sean Preston were all sporting the fake ink after enjoying some family time.

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Britney Spears’ Sons Swear Story Wars

According to several news outlets, Britney Spears’ sons have potty mouths. Her two kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston were running rampant while she was picking up free swag and shouting expletives according to Gatecrasher.

“We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny,” one onlooker acknowledged. How did Britney respond to her sons’ antics? Said the source: “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”

LA Times Dish Rag says the story false. A source who was with Britney during the 2009 Teen Choice Awards said they behaved perfectly and Spears is a top notch mom.

“She never stopped at one sponsor station,” the escort tells the Dish Rag. “It was all about the kids. She was devoted to them and was with them the whole time. They were even having a great time with Band Hero and they were all playing with Hasbro’s new Bop-It.”

“She never left the boys’ side,” our source says. “She could not have been sweeter, and portraying her as an inattentive mother is not true and so not fair.”

Our source says she never heard either boy swear. And they didn’t steal the drumsticks — as reported by the Gatecrasher in the Daily News — from Band Hero either.

“They were playing with the sticks. They’re just kids and they loved them. So we let them take those and got real drumsticks from the stage so that others could play with them too. They didn’t steal anything.”

So who do you believe?

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