Robert Pattinson ‘Ruining’ Zac Efron’s Career

Zac Efron is built like a Greek God, but will probably cut you for the last highlighting cap at Sally’s Beauty Supply. Robert Pattinson is built like Gumby but won’t steal your lip gloss. Both men make girls get out their O-Face and can flash a thousand dollar smile. So, naturally there has to be some big rivalry.

Efron’s latest film, “Charlie St. Cloud” isn’t doing so well. It has only made about half of it’s budget back and isn’t bringing in the millions of girls hoping to live vicariously via film. Robert Pattinson can green light just about any film and guarantee camps of tweens waiting in line to hand over cash. Translation: Pattinson is the now the trick who brings home the most cash.

Popeater is hearing that Robert is going to send Zac to the unemployment line because he is the new “It Boy.”

“Hollywood only cares about making money. We honestly don’t care if Zac is singing ‘Hello Dolly’ or playing a vampire, as long as he sells tickets. That fact that ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ dropped a whopping 60% in its second week following a very mediocre opening tells me Zac should speak less, smile more and take off as much clothing as possible. Or else he will end up like countless other pinup popcorn actors and actresses that decided that they all of a sudden wanted to be taken seriously when all their fans.”

The problem is more of an overabundance of hotness. With The Bieb nabbing the Cute Boy role, The Hot Jonas Brother doing the Talented and Tender Hearted thing among the slew of “Gossip Girl” male offerings and the “Glee” geeks picking up the nerd fetish…there are just too many heartthrobs.

Any answer which involves more shirtlessness is acceptable by my standards.

Click HERE for more Zac Efron goodness. Team Robert? Click HERE for Pattinson offerings including a rumored break up with Kristen Stewart!

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Chris Brown Tweets Picture of Himself in Bed with a Woman – Photo

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Necole Bitchie has stumbled upon a photo that Chris Brown Tweeted of himself. In the pic he is shirtless and in bed with some woman. The site points out that it may be in a jealous retaliation after Rihanna has been spotted out with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers.

Inappropriate?

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Jessica Simpson Slumming It To Get Nick Lachey Back

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Oh Jessica… please, tell me there is some form of rationalization up in that head of yours other than trying to figure out if country music is really the best career choice for you. For about the millionth time this year, rumors are circulating that bubble-headed Jessica Simpson is again trying her best to woo back her ex husband Nick Lachey, this time in a desperate bid to make him jealous by hooking back up with her other ex, John Mayer.

Per OK:

“Nick is the guy Jess knew she should be with, but they were too young and their lives catapulted so quickly into fame that they never seemed to be able to catch up,” a pal says of the Newlyweds co-stars, who ended their three marriage in 2005. “She’s changed so much since they split and found out a lot about herself.”

Alot about herself, huh… Lets hope she’s got that whole Chicken/Tuna debate all figured out! Jessica recently was dumped by her last ex, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, while Lachey just smartly ditched his neurotic & wanna-be actress girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo – so could a possible reconciliation by the couple be in the works?

Per OK:

“He’ll always hold a special place in her heart. It was her first love,” the pal says of their marriage. “Jess isn’t sure if Nick would give her a chance at this point, but she’d love to be friends. She says a part of her will always love him.”

According to reports, Jessica’s way of getting her ex to take notice is by having a public affair with a “sexy rocker” – Cue John Mayer. Please Jessica… move on. Find someone new. Especially someone other than John Mayer unless you want your entire relationship Twittered about! But hey – it might just be working. Nick has recently been spotted out with a Jessica look-alike, Holly Letchworth. Could he also be trying to make Jessica jealous herself?

Or you know more realistically, he could just have a thing for blondes. I’m just saying…

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Jennifer Garner is all Stabby Over Gwyneth Paltrow

Looks the uber adorable and typically demure Jennifer Garner is ready to cut a ho. Someone teach her use a straight razor first. Maybe we should start her on Venus razors first.

Good ol’ Us Weekly is claiming that Garner is still a beast of raging jealousy. Despite having two of the most gorgeous kids with her husband, Ben Affleck, Jen is flipping her shiz over Violet’s friendship with Gwyneth Paltrow‘s son. Moses and attend the same school of over privileged children who eat gold and ride flying ponies around. According to the mag, this eats away at Jennifer and she can’t stand having her husband’s ex girlfriend’s offspring in vicinity of her or Violet.

“A source claims that the proximity to the ex-girlfriend and her family is very uncomfortable for Jen, especially when it comes to play dates with the kids. Jen had issues with Violet attending a birthday bash for Moses back in April, but then had a bigger problem when she found Moses in her own house!

The source says: “After the party, Ben’s mom invited Moses over to Ben and Jen’s house for a play date. Jen came home and flipped out! She was so angry at Ben’s Mom for inviting them over.”

I am calling BS on this one. Perhaps it’s because I have admiration for the former “Alias” star. Or…you know…common sense.

Ashlee Simpson Attacked Michelle Trachtenberg

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Ashlee Simpson went ham sandwich crazy on her hubby’s ex girlfriend. While at the DJ Hero party on Monday night, the infamous lip synch-er lost her shiz and had to be restrained from cutting Michelle.

Some idiot sat Pete Wentz and Ashlee directly across from Michelle Trachtenberg. (Petey and Michelle used to bump super uglies.) Things started out ok as they all chatted civilly and Mrs. Wentz even shared a baby picture of Bronx.

Enter alcohol. Simpson hit the booze and started to get mouthy…and slutty according to source who dished to Perez Hilton.

“The crescendo of the night occurred when an increasingly loud and obnoxious Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance. “She was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her,” a source tells us. “She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!”

Clearly out of control, Asslee screamed at Michelle, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was f**king him!”

Michelle, being a classier ho, told Ashlee to sit down.

“I’ve never said bad things about you. I’m happy for you guys.”

This didn’t sit well with the drunken “singer” and she then got in Trachtenberg’s face. At this point Pete wasn’t doing anything about it and Mark Hoppus’ wife had to physically restrain the out of control beast.

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Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken Cage Match

Add some baby oil and you have something that will echo a typical weekend at a frat party.

After Clay Aiken came down from his mountain to pass judgment on Adam Lambert via his blog (only to find Lambert has the bigger fan base and subsequently had to apologize in another unnecessarily long entry), the recent Idol sensation furthered the feud. Glamerace has been the highlight of press and overshadowing the actual “American Idol” winner. So he blames jealousy for Aiken’s outburst.

Via Access Hollywood:

“I don’t know Clay. I’m glad he’s getting headlines now though, because he wasn’t before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him.”

At the news of this catty response Clay Aiken demanded a box of straight razors, Vaseline, his bitch beating hat (the one with the feathers to be worn at a jaunty angle) and a copy of “West Side Story” to perfect his dance fighting.

Clay Aiken is the American Idol Gay Sidekick, Not Adam Lambert

So get out of my spotlight and step away from my Kashi sponsored snack table!

Oooo! Girl is pissed! Clay is spewing venom at the new reigning queen that took second place on American Idol.

Clay Aiken miraculously still has a fan base and charges them $29.95 a year to be a fan and gain access to his goodies on ClayOnline.com. Someone who was willing to shill out perfectly good money on this stupidity passed along Aiken’s response to: “What did you think of American Idol this year.” He went on a 5 paragraph rant stating that he only watches one episode a year just to “see what the set looks like.” Then he attacked the new loveable Glamberace.

“This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing “Ring of Fire” and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn’t really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him. Granted, I never saw another performance (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can’t imagine I would have enjoyed it.”

Meow. Kitty has claws. I put the entire rant after the cut due to the fact it is a bit long and doesn’t have the same effect without Clay’s twang and a few head bobs complete with snaps. So put your imagination caps on circa kindergarten and picture him dictating to one of his minions while he tried on garb from Men’s Warehouse and statement-making hats.

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Justin Timberlake, Zac Efron Jealous Fury Over Robert Pattinson

As reported a few days ago right here on Hollywood Dame, three of Hollywood’s heartthrob actors are teaming up together for an upcoming movie (click HERE for that full story). Titled “Ohio,” it will star Justin Timberlake and Zac Efron in supporting roles, and current “it-boy,” Robert Pattinson, which of whom will be the lead actor. The plot is based on the 1970 tragedy in which anti-Vietnam War protesters at Kent State University were killed. However, whether this movie will ever be made with these three actors has yet to be seen, as its been reported that both Zac Efron and Justin Timberlake are supposedly jealous of “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson. Timberpuss is said to be the most jealous of Sparklepants, and with the size of his ego I’m not surprised that he is. He’s even gone as far as to have his people insisting that he get a ton of screen time to compensate.

Via Celebitchy From Star, February 2, 2009, print ed.:

“Twilight’s” Robert Pattinson has found a new character to sink his teeth into – but he’s ruffling some big Hollywood feathers in the process! Rob, 22, has been offered the starring role in the upcoming movie “Ohio,” based on the 1970 shooting of anti-war protesters at Kent State University, a source tells Star.

Zac Efron and Justin Timberlake have been approached for smaller parts in the film, but they’re unhappy that they’re not top dog. “Everyone in the industry is shocked that Rob is already getting such big roles. Zac and Justin have been working for a lot longer than he has,” says the source. But don’t expect any fistfights among the actors – most of the action has been behindd the scenes.

“Zac’s people want him to have the lead,” the source notes. “And Justin’s people have asked that he get a lot of screen time.” Sounds like “Ohio” may not be big enough for the three of them!”

Only time will tell if these three men will get along and just make the movie together, or if their egos will end up getting the better of them. Timberlake can sing, but he can’t act his way out of a wet paper bag. Efron is a decent actor, but we’ve really not seen him in much besides the goody-goody Disney movies. Pattinson is a wonderful actor who’s already played a broad range of roles in his career and doesn’t really come across as having much of an ego. I see JT being jealous just because Pattinsons’ career is just starting to shine as his is starting to fade. If this movie does go ahead with the three actors, expect to hear many reports of feuding and problems on set, most likely due to jealousy issues.

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Rihanna Bans Alexandra Burke from Chris Brown

Does Rihanna have a little bit of a jealous side to her? Apparently so.

She was said to have banned “X-Factor” winner Alexandra Burke from an after-party following her boyfriend Chris Browns’ gig at London’s O2 Arena earlier this month. Burke, who shares a Sony record label with Brown, asked her label bosses to arrange for her to meet him since she is such a big fan of his. She said numerous times on “The X Factor” how much she “fancies” him and wants to meet him.

As she tried to make her way into the party, her dreams came crushing down – she was told that she “was not welcomed” and was turned away in front of her mentor Cheryl Cole and husband Ashley. Burke had invited her siblings to come along and party with the Coles in their VIP box at the O2. But apparently, Rihanna put the kibosh on that, after fearing that Burke might try to make a move on Brown.

An insider reveals to The Mirror :

“Alex was mortified. She had no idea she had been banned from meeting her idol.”

Despite that, things are still going well for her. Besides winning “X-Factor,” there are talks of her joining Beyonce on tour over the summer. Burke’s single “Hallelujah” is currently at number 3 on the charts, after 3 weeks at number 1. She is currently vacationing in Mauritius with fellow “X-Factor” friend Ruth Lorenzo.

Written by Holly Stafford
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