Zac Efron is built like a Greek God, but will probably cut you for the last highlighting cap at Sally’s Beauty Supply. Robert Pattinson is built like Gumby but won’t steal your lip gloss. Both men make girls get out their O-Face and can flash a thousand dollar smile. So, naturally there has to be some big rivalry.
Efron’s latest film, “Charlie St. Cloud” isn’t doing so well. It has only made about half of it’s budget back and isn’t bringing in the millions of girls hoping to live vicariously via film. Robert Pattinson can green light just about any film and guarantee camps of tweens waiting in line to hand over cash. Translation: Pattinson is the now the trick who brings home the most cash.
Popeater is hearing that Robert is going to send Zac to the unemployment line because he is the new “It Boy.”
“Hollywood only cares about making money. We honestly don’t care if Zac is singing ‘Hello Dolly’ or playing a vampire, as long as he sells tickets. That fact that ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ dropped a whopping 60% in its second week following a very mediocre opening tells me Zac should speak less, smile more and take off as much clothing as possible. Or else he will end up like countless other pinup popcorn actors and actresses that decided that they all of a sudden wanted to be taken seriously when all their fans.”
The problem is more of an overabundance of hotness. With The Bieb nabbing the Cute Boy role, The Hot Jonas Brother doing the Talented and Tender Hearted thing among the slew of “Gossip Girl” male offerings and the “Glee” geeks picking up the nerd fetish…there are just too many heartthrobs.
Any answer which involves more shirtlessness is acceptable by my standards.
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