Lindsay Lohan to Star in ‘Scary Movie 5′

No, this isn’t Lindsay Lohan’s bio pic that Lifetime has decided to pick up after dancing all over Elizabeth Taylor’s grave.

Perhaps I am being unfair to Lilo. I shall look at the bright side for the rest of this report as I am a fair and merciful blogger…

‘Scary Movie’ films are typically anchored by Anna Faris, but Page Six says Lindsay wants to take over. This is a role in the franchise that has made A-List superstars out of Jenny McCarthy, Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra. I am sure the fact that they all share a commonality in their topless stints on Playboy to pay the rent is purely coincidental.

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Brian Urlacher Dating Jenny McCarthy

Brian Urlacher could sack me any time, but I weep at thought of the odometer on his bed. I make it a rule to close down my little Dame to anything that might have even had a hand shake with Paris Hilton, but he is like a sexy teddy bear that knows how to kick some quarterback.

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Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Split

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith may be enjoying PDA filled omelet eating photo opportunities to show their solidarity despite rumors of being gay, but Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have officially split.

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Jim Carrey Having a Mid-Life Crisis

Is he going all ‘Charlie Sheen‘ on us? Jim Carrey is pushing 50 years old and just went through a heartbreaking split from Jenny McCarthy last year, but now it seems that he could be having a mid-life crisis. His newest hair-cut has the actor rocking an 80′s style biker Mohawk – and it’s not for a role, as far as his rep knows. He obviously hasn’t lost his sense of humor!

Per People:

The actor recently surfaced in Los Angeles sporting a sky-high mohawk, with shaved sides and all. It’s certainly a big change from his usual look, and a complete 180 from the long locks he sported several years ago.

I’m actually surprised that he has gotten a haircut – voluntarily – worse than the one for ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.’ Carrey debuted his new ‘do on Twitter, where he posted a picture and wrote, “I am a paintbrush.” Recent reports claimed Jim has begged McCarthy to take him back, promising to go to therapy or do whatever it takes to get his mood swings and depression under control, which was her biggest problem with him.

Per Showbiz Spy:

“Jim’s dated a string of women since he and Jenny broke up but nothing’s lasted lasted more than a week. He’s still crazy in love with Jenny and just can’t seem to move on.”

No reconciliation has seemed to have happened thus far – which, along with the new haircut, is leaving friends and family wondering if he’s heading towards a mid-life crisis. What’s next Jim? Ferrari? Yacht? 19-year-old Russian bride? Carrey, we are laughing with you AND at you. You got our attention, just don’t do it again.

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Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy Split

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One of Hollywood’s really-makes-sense-when-you-think-about-it couples and one that everyone thought would last longer than the Hollywood standard ‘blink and you miss it’ relationships – have decided to go their separate ways. Funnyman Jim Carey and girlfriend of five years Jenny McCarthy took to their Twitter pages to announce their split.

Per Jim Carey’s Twitter:

“Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay”

Per Jenny McCarthy’s Twitter:

“Im so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart.”

Leading man in my heart? Sounds like a Hallmark card. The couples breakup seems kind of sudden as McCarthy said in February that she was “really excited” to become a grandmother when Carrey’s daughter Jane had her son. So what went wrong? When they were down in Miami for the Super Bowl, they seemed happier than most Hollywood couples. And Jim doesn’t seem like he is capable of a sex scandal. Its too bad though as we really thought they had what it takes to go the distance. But how refreshing is it to see a breakup without the formation of a ‘skank line.’