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Jesse James has two functions in life – opening his whore-hole to say something stupid and humping skanks. The motorcycle jockey has decided to continue on with the verbal diarrhea and once again pulling up his divorce from Sandra Bullock for relevancy…
Kat Von D is still riding the Jesse James is a Big Ole Slut PR train. After we learned that James has the sex drive of Tiger Woods on Viagra and has been screwing anything with lady parts and at least 3 tattoos, Kat shared the details of her engagement, break up, re-engagement and subsequent break up…
Apparently Jesse “Vanilla Gorilla” James cheated on Kat . Insert a patronizing gasp because Kat wants us to feel sorry for her because she opted to scoop up Sandra Bullock’s cheating ex with a swastika fetish. WHAT? Cheating man whore cheated? SHOCK. She detailed the end of her engagement in a blog entry on Facebook. He cheated on Kat with 19 other women according to her account…
Kat Von D’s body is like a skin version of Shutterfly. She has a friend’s face on her thigh, her mom’s mug on her shoulder, her sister’s face on her arm and her ex-husband’s picture on her leg. Now she has Jesse James 5th grade portrait just below her left armpit. We all know how this ends so feel free to shoot some judgmental giggle at this.
In the promos for ‘L.A. Ink’ she gushes on about Jesse James being her true love and not caring what anyone thinks about their looooovvvveeee. Now, they have called off their engagement and this entire season of Ink will be one big mockery of Kat’s belief that her Vanilla Gorilla won’t trip and fall into another trick’s vagina.
Despite having all the qualities Jesse James requires in a woman (lady parts and cooter tattoo), he and Kat Von D are no longer engaged.
Last night Kat announced via her PR team (Twitter) that she and Jesse split just in time for her new season of ‘L.A. Ink.’
People were shocked last week when Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger announced they were splitting up after 25 years of marriage. Sources close to the couple were saying that Maria had been unhappy for many years, but now the reasons behind the Schwarzenegger-Shriver split just became a little clearer!
In Touch – They are sticking with the Kardashians whining about (insert baby, dating, body issue here). This week Kourtney hates her wrinkles (despite only being 32) and we can give Momma Kris Jenner a slow clap for implanting this delusion into her kids at her Botox urging. Khloe is still battling the non-existent bulge and is reportedly opting for lip. Kim is also allegedly getting a butt implant because being able to park an SUV on her rump isn’t good enough.
Jesse James just can’t stop the verbal diarrhea from pouring from his mouth. While the rest of the world hears the crap hitting the floor, he hears cash dropping.
James made a stop on Nightline to pimp his memoir ‘Dances With Whores: The Vanilla Gorilla Story.’ While there he cried about the fact that Sandra Bullock doesn’t let him within breathing distance of her or Louis.
Jesse James is on a wild media tour this week, talking openly about the details of his split after he cheated on then-wife Sandra Bullock. Only a few excerpts of James’ new book, “King Douchebag” “American Outlaw,” Jesse whines and cries about what a victim he is from the whole ordeal. Yes, seriously. James writes in the book that he first got a call from Bullock’s publicist warning that his mistress, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, had sold the details of their affair to a tabloid, and then shortly came clean to her in his office at West Coast Choppers.
Though I am quite certain that any woman who lays it down for Jesse James is likely to start batting for the other team, I am sure rumors stating that Sandra Bullock is a lesbian are just that-rumors.
According to The National Enquirer via Celebitchy, America’s sweetheart is afraid her Vanilla Gorilla ex-husband and neo-Nazi trash man will use his million dollar publishing deal to slader her name and label her a lesbian…because she didn’t care to have sex with him!
“Jesse would always say that Sandra went to bed with a book or script and five or six of their dogs, leaving little room for him in bed and no chance to have sex,” the source said.
If this statement is actually true, I think Bullock deserves a gold star or something for keeping that tainted piece of man-meat away from her. Remember when we had to deal with this drama?-CLICK HERE
According to our insiders, James’s book deal earnings lie solely on how much information he’s willing to spill about his ex-wife…and he’s such a stellar human being, we can assume he’ll have nothing but warm fuzzies to tell us regarding their marriage.
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Jesse James will always be known as the guy who cheated on Sandra Bullock but 2011 is set to be a big year for the scumbag. He’s engaged to be married to Kat Von D and now he’s going to be an author. What kind of book is Jesse writing? Jesse will be penning a tell all book. He has inked a deal with Simon & Schuster’s to publish a memoir titled ‘American Outlaw.’
Per PopEater:
“Jesse has made it clear to his publisher that he has a story that has not been told yet,” an insider tells me. “He wants to reveal to America once and for all that you can’t blame one person when a marriage falls apart. It takes two people to make a marriage and two people to destroy one.”
The book will have intimate details of his marriage with Sandra and his relationship and engagement with Kat. I sure hope that in between we get the details of his flings with all those tatted up skanks like Bombshell McGee. Specifics like when it will come out or how much he’s getting paid have not come out yet.
I think Jesse is the scum of the Earth. While the intimate details maybe intrigue me a bit I won’t support this pigs attempt to make money off of his infidelities. I can always go to Barnes and Noble, pull up a comfy chair, and read this douchebags book for free!
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