Oh The View! How I miss spending my lunch hour watch a bunch of pre and post menopausal women tackle such difficult subjects as shoe trees and juicing machines.

Apparently, this week Barbara Walters and company are paying tribute to the fame whores of yesteryear with a “Where are they now?” segment. And what better way to encapsulate such a tribute than with one Jessica Hahn.

For those of you who are too young to remember Jessica, in the 1980′s she came forward claiming that televangelist Jim Bakker raped her.

This caused some kind of great scandal for Bakker and his wife, the lovely and late Tammy Faye Bakker, and led to the downfall of their mass robbing of senile old people.

When View host Sherri Shepard referred to Hahn’s time with Bakker as an “affair,” the gloves came off.

Via The Huffington Post:

“This wasn’t an affair,” she said. “Unlike, I don’t want to be cruel or anything, in your book Audition you had an affair with a Senator,” she said.

This was a reference to Walters’ admission that she had an affair with Senator Edward Brooke in the 1970s.

Walters jumped in.

“This is about you, my dear. this is not about me. OK?” she said, to applause from the crowd. “I’m very happy talk about my relationships, but this is about you.”

While the audience applauded, I lost my tuna fish sandwich the great toilet bowl Gods after envisioning Walters thrusting away on top of some sweaty mass of a man, while yelling “SENATOR!”

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