Jessica Simpson Tony Romo Break Up

Jessica Simpson uses Booze and Twitter to Get Through Tough Times

Jessica Simpson and I finally have something in common!

Well, that is if you believe the tabloids and their various reports that Jess is using booze and her Twitter page to get over her break-up with Tony Romo and her lack-luster career. I, on the other hand, use booze and Twitter to make it through Tuesday (c’mon, it’s the toughest day of the week!).

Via Celebitchy:

“She is beating herself up over poor career choices, and feels as if she didn’t give her best effort to her two-year relationship with Tony Romo or her marriage to Nick Lachey.”

“Her family has been keeping a close eye on her alcohol consumption,” disclosed the friend. “Jess sometimes goes overboard and then gets very emotional. They want to be there to nip it in the bud before it becomes a problem.”

On Oct. 23, Jessica posted this on Twitter: “Everyday I am challenged to be the best version of myself. Can I do it?Yes!! Gods plan for my life is bigger than me…so is yours..believe!” Then on November 3: “This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me.”

Poor Jessica. It could be worse. You could have wasted your best years watching “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica” instead of filming it.

Now, grab Ken Paves, update your weave and go dancing.

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Nick Lachey Denies Jessica Simpson

Nick Lachey-1, Jessica Simpson-0.

It seems Jessica Simpson decided it was time to move on from her recent break-up with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo by trying to get her ex-husband drunk and and in the sack.

OK, that last part is merely an assumption, but that is what usually happens when I am invited out for a drink.

Never fret though, there will be no ‘Newlyweds the Reunion Tour’ anytime soon. Apparently Lachey, who split from his longtime girlfriend Vanessa Manillo back in June, doesn’t want to have Romo’s sloppy seconds…or his own firsties. I am so confused.

Via Popcrunch:

“After about 15 minutes of pleasantries, Jessica finally got up the nerve to ask if they could get together for a drink,” a tattling tipster reveals.

“He was very to the point,” says the spy, “Jessica wasn’t prepared for it. He said he was sorry about her breakup with Tony, but getting together for a drink, dinner, or anything at all was not in the cards for him —now or ever.”

It is being reported that John Mayer is currently waiting for Jessica to extend him an invitation so he can turn her down in order to continue his regularly scheduled douchebaggery.

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