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Jessica Simpson Engagement Ring – PHOTOS

Jessica Simpson and her out of work boyfriend announced their engagement just days after her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, announced he was going to be marrying Vanessa Minnillo. Insert a million PR stunt queen jokes here. It’s far too easy to think of Creepy Papa Joe offering Eric Johnson a lifetime supply of mac and cheese (the good kind), a 3-year subscription to Field and Stream magazine and all a nacho cheese fountain in exchange for an engagement ring.

Jessica was pimping her clothing collection at Dillards in Kansas City on Saturday and wearing what is rumored to be her engagement ring. It is a 3-stone ring with a center ruby stone that is flanked by two diamonds.

I shouldn’t be so mean. I am sure it is really had nothing to do with Nick. Papa Joe’s trip to Jared’s fall clearance bin was actually just holiday shopping and Eric attending his Stunt Queens Club and swearing on a stack of Us Weekly’s was purely coincidental.

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Jessica Simpson uses Booze and Twitter to Get Through Tough Times

Jessica Simpson and I finally have something in common!

Well, that is if you believe the tabloids and their various reports that Jess is using booze and her Twitter page to get over her break-up with Tony Romo and her lack-luster career. I, on the other hand, use booze and Twitter to make it through Tuesday (c’mon, it’s the toughest day of the week!).

Via Celebitchy:

“She is beating herself up over poor career choices, and feels as if she didn’t give her best effort to her two-year relationship with Tony Romo or her marriage to Nick Lachey.”

“Her family has been keeping a close eye on her alcohol consumption,” disclosed the friend. “Jess sometimes goes overboard and then gets very emotional. They want to be there to nip it in the bud before it becomes a problem.”

On Oct. 23, Jessica posted this on Twitter: “Everyday I am challenged to be the best version of myself. Can I do it?Yes!! Gods plan for my life is bigger than me…so is yours..believe!” Then on November 3: “This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me.”

Poor Jessica. It could be worse. You could have wasted your best years watching “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica” instead of filming it.

Now, grab Ken Paves, update your weave and go dancing.

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