Jessica Simpson Eating Buttered Pop Tarts

Jessica Simpson is talking about the amount of crap she is inhaling during her pregnancy. Judging by the picture, she looks to be about 14 months along and is due in the spring. One of her cravings has been buttered Pop Tarts. The image may be terrifying, but Paula Deen is writing that shiz down for her next cookbook.

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Jessica Simpson’s $3M Dollar Baby

With a baby on the way and a booming career, Jessica Simpson has signed a very big deal with Weight Watchers to be their new spokeswoman… And you’ll never guess how much they’re paying her!

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Katy Perry Pregnant ?!

Not trying to add fuel to the rumor fire, but it seems as if Katy Perry has a little bit of a baby bump going on after pictures of her from the MTV European Music Awards surfaced! Could this be a sign that she is putting on a little bit of weight? Or is she preggers!? Check out the pictures and judge for yourself.

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Jessica Simpson’s Debuts Huge Baby Bump – PHOTOS

Jessica Simpson may have to reduce her pregnancy confirmation rate. Papa Joe Simpson must be on vacation because Jess strolled her baby bump before cashing a check from a tabloid. She is either trolling with Beyonce’s or Simpson has a baby friend in her belly. Of course there is always the possibility she won a corn dog eating contest.

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Jessica Simpson Demands $500,000 for Pregnancy Confirmation

Jessica Simpson is still trying to pretend that bulge she is carrying around is just a gigantic crotch purse in order to cash in on her baby. #classy You don’t get to be a billionaire by having morals…or standards. (Damn, I should be rich be now.)

Jess and Creepy Papa Joe Simpson are demanding half a million from magazines in order to be the one who gets to announce the obvious.

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Johnny Depp “Raped” by Photo Shoots

In a classic case of ‘Omg, are you friggin’ kidding me??’, Johnny Depp has done what every celebrity does once or twice (or in Jessica Simpson’s case, a dozen times) in their career – Opened their mouth and said something completely and utterly ridiculous… Something crazy enough to make you stop and say ‘Wait, what?’ In his November Vanity Fair cover story, Depp has undoubtly raised the ire of feminists everywhere by comparing photo shoots to rape.

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Jessica Simpson Postpones Wedding Because of Pregnancy

Jessica Simpson will be confirming her pregnancy on the cover of People magazine in the next few weeks according to rumors. She is about 2 months along and is now pushing her wedding back.

Some magazines are reporting that the delay is due to Jess’ indecisive nature when it comes to her second wedding.

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Blind Items: Jessica Simpson Pregnant ?!

It’s blind items time! The latest ring of unnamed news points the giant foam pregnancy finger at Jessica Simpson. (They have those for baby showers don’t they?)

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Creepy Stalker Writes Sex Book About Jessica Simpson

Marce William Burchell is crazy… and maybe a little certifiable! He has been – according to her “people” – stalking Jessica Simpson for years, sending her puppies, calling and texting her repeatedly, and now writing a book about an alleged affair he claims to have had with her called “The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 Month Long Attempt to Seduce a Married Man – Her Very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1)” which he is selling on Amazon for the discount price of $29.99. Considering that the book is only 30-pages, it better be some damn fine reading.

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Jessica Simpson Breast Reduction ?!

Jessica Simpson packed on some poundage and sent everyone into fits of SHE’S PREGNANT!!!! In actuality, she just has a fondness of corndogs and doesn’t have a baby friend in her belly. I think she looks fine, but I am all about eating food and not living on edamame and Diet Coke.

Since adopting a curvier figure, she has been fighting every rumor related to weight gain. The latest is brought to us by In Touch. The tabloid claims that Jessica is planning a breast reduction surgery before she will marry Eric Johnson. The wedding date is currently set for November 11th, but Simpson wants to push the date back in order to have the surgery.

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