I would have bet money on Maple Butter Blondie being Jessica Simpson’s baby name. Instead, she went the way of menstrual pad for name inspiration.
For awhile I was convinced this girl was actually going to give birth to a deep corn dog that had been rolled in sprinkles, dipped in ice cream, battered, re-fried and drenched in caramel. It looks she actually has a full grown toddler in her belly, so she is making the baby press rounds before she craps that baby friend out. After posing nude for Elle, she teased that they had picked out a baby name and confessed that “most people won’t get it.”
In Touch swooped in to rob her of her weird baby name thunder…
