Jesus Luz

Madonna Dumped by Jesus

February 2, 2010 By Holly Stafford 4 Comments

After just recently being rumored to be trying for a baby (read about that here), Madonna and boy-toy Jesus Luz have reportedly split. The Brazilian underwear model called off their relationship, citing their age difference and basically having nothing in common.

Per Sun Times:

It not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split. Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference (she’s 51) and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship.

Fueling the break up rumor even more, author Ian Halperin claimed that Madonna was recently caught making out with mid seventies man, who is allegedly a retired Wall Street exec, at the Kabbalah center.

Per Ian Undercover:

Sources close to the singer said the Material Girl is tired of dating “shallowless toy boys”. The older man, a retired Wall Street exec, has been a regular at the center for almost 20 years, according to one of the centers’ longtime practitioners. “They’re definitely an item,” the source confirmed.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check on my Grampy Marty and make sure he doesn’t have Madge secretly bringing him fruit cups.

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Madonna to Make Jesus a Summer Bride

May 15, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Madonna and her boy-toy Jesus Luz are all set to get married. Well, sort of. Jesus Luz’s father has confirmed to a Brazilian magazine that his 22 year old son is set to wed the 50 year old Material Girl in a non-legally binding Kabbalah commitment ceremony. But although the couple will be linked together by the service, Madonna won’t be needing a prenup.

Per NYDailyNews via Brazil’s Quem (Who) Magazine:

“The kabbalah ceremony [in New York that] will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy.” says Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz. “I don’t know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity. I’ve spoken by phone with Madonna – in French, because my English is not fluent – and she appears to me to be a normal and polite person. She is feminine. I don’t feel she is a harsh person.”

The couple have already been acting like a family unit as they reside together in Madonna’s Central Park West apartment. Jesus has allegedly stepped up as a father figure for Madonna’s kids, playing ball with the kids, according to his father. Sounds like he’d make a good nanny to me, but husband material? Wonder what Guy Ritchie has to say about that!

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Models Aren’t Playing Nice with Jesus

April 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Now that Madonna has been rejected as a suitable mother for Mercy James, she has invited Jesus back to her lair. Of course he obliged being that no one is stupid enough to pass up a free meal ticket.

Madge is calling in some favors and asking designer pals to hire Luz. Of course they also obliged because she is freaking Madonna. Recently Marc Jacobs pulled strings and even wrote him a letter of recommendation to stay in the country. Dolce and Gabbana have also hired him for their fall-winter men’s campaign. Donatella Versace is entertaining his involvement with in a campaign.

This all isn’t sitting well with all of the other male models. I am sure they laugh and call him names and exclude him from all their model games.

Via Gatecrasher:

“Madonna’s sometime-boy-toy got straight-up dissed by the other male catwalkers as he prepped for the Jeffrey Fashion Cares event last week at Espace. Says one backstage source: “None of the other models would talk to Jesus or even look at him. They were gossiping like catty girls about how they couldn’t wait for his career to fizzle out.”

Even his friends are sick of Jesus. They sat him down and told him he acting like a diva and needs to sit down.

“He has a big, swollen head,” says a Madonna camp pal. “Jesus was trying to charge 100K per appearance in Brazil. Friends finally sat him down and told him to get real and to stop thinking he’s the male answer to Gisele, because he isn’t.”

Those are some great friends.

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Guy Ritchie Wooing Elle Macpherson – Photos

March 18, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Guy Ritchie is seeking solace in the bosom of Elle Macpherson according to latest on gossip grapevine.

Madonna recently shacked up with Jesus in her New York apartment and Guy isn’t sitting at home and crying over a tub of Ben and Jerry’s. He has been entertaining supermodel Elle ‘The Body’ Macpherson. Last night the Daily Mirror caught the two hit up Notting Hill’s Brasserie. They talked for hours before leaving separately around 12:30 in the morning.

Both left with smiles on their faces.

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Madonna and Naked Jesus in W Magazine

February 10, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

It’s not a dirty as it sounds, but it is as gross as it sounds.

Madonna and her latest toy, model Jesus Luz. W Magazine captured images of the two doing yucky memaw stuff like smoking while wearing gloves and playing canasta. Included in the spread is a nude of Jesus. The 50 year old Madge is desperately trying to prove she is still hip, youthful and vibrant.

Via Hollywood Rag Per W Magazine:

A source close to the star said: “She is seeing where it goes. She loves showing that she can still get the youngest, hottest thing out there.”

Word is that thanks to Madonna he has landed a new modeling agency and raised his fees to just over $100,000 from $225. The photo above pretty much sums it up. He’s probably thinking. “Dear God I hope this is worth it. It has fangs and is covered in glitter.” Meanwhile she is all… “These aren’t menthol!”

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