Justin Bieber’s New Jesus Tattoo – PHOTO

I get that Justin Bieber loves him some Jesus, but the ‘Baby’ singer appears to have inked the face of his favorite imaginary friend on his leg.

It may look like Christ is rolling his eyes at this (we all are), but the tat is a depiction of the artwork done by Guido Reni entitled “Ecce Homo.”

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Selena Gomez Straddles Justin Bieber in Hawaii

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez spent some down time in Hawaii playing grab ass on the beach. The not-so-secret couple couldn’t keep their hands off each other while vacationing. They were spotted several times kissing and Justin was constantly grabbing Selena’s butt. She constantly wrapped her arms around him and ran around in a purple bikini that left little to the imagination.

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Madonna Wins Mercys’ Adoption Appeal

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Watch out Angelina, looks like Madonna is catching up to you! In a desperate bid to add another baby to her collection, Madonnas adoption appeal for Mercy James has been approved. Overturning a lower court decisions, her Madgesty is now allowed to adopt a second child from Malawi.

Per People:

“I am extremely grateful for the Supreme Court’s ruling on my application to adopt Mercy James. I am ecstatic … My family and I look forward to sharing our lives with her,” Madonna said in a statement through her spokesperson Friday.

Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo ruled that her initial denial by the lower court was based on an old law. Although she hasn’t lived in the country for the required 18 months, the court said it should have taken into consideration her philanthropic efforts in the community. Madonna founded the charity “Raising Malawi” which helps to feed, educate and provide medical care for some of Malawi’s more than 1 million orphans. While preparations to bring 3 year old Mercy to America are now underway, it will take anywhere from 3-5 days to go through the necessary paperwork and to schedule the private jet with either Madonna’s lawyer or the director of her Malawi charity making sure she gets on the plane and arrives to the US okay… Wait, so let me understand this – she made such a big fuss over this adoption ordeal but now can’t find the time in her busy schedule of bumping uglies with Jesus to go and pick up the child herself?

Madonna’s lawyer said she was “ecstatic” when she heard the news that the adoption was finalized. Until she leaves, it is believed that Mercy may be moved to the Kumbali lodge where Madonna stays when she is Malawi. Mercy will join Madonnas other children children Lourdes, Rocco, and David, in New York where it is expected that she will attend nursery school with David. Madonna got her way, as she almost always does. While I find it wonderful that Mercy will now be able to have a decent life, laws are laws and she should have had to follow the requirements just like any other human being would have. I guess this goes to show that money does talk. I hope the Malawi government is proud that they basically sold a child. Am I the only one who sees the wrong in this situation?

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Britney Spears Daily Bible Reading

Madonna is the only one getting her Jesus love on. Britney Spears reads the Bible daily.

This under order of Papa Spears according to rumor. The Daily Mirror reports that Brit is required to read the Bible for hour every day. Her dad is keeping an ever watchful eye on the re-rising pop starlet.

“Brit is also banned from tucking into junk food (not sure she is keeping to that one), leaving the hotel unless accompanied by security, or meeting K Fed without her dad or manager.”

Egads. He even manages her time spent online says the source; she feels like a prisoner. I don’t know how much I buy this story. The girl wears boobie tassels on a nightly basis. Of course, whatever laws he is enforcing seem to be working as she is slowly rising from the broken pieces of her past. It’s probably best that she steers clear of K-Fed and the rest of the crew that helped her fall into crazy.

Who am I to judge? The closest form of Sunday worship I participate in is Never-Ending-Pancakes at IHOP.

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Jessica Simpson Loves Her Some Good Jesus

Dipped in BBQ sauce of course. The Patron Saint of Incompetence is turning to God after watching “The Da Vinci Code.” After supposedly sitting through the entire movie (that lack any cartoon characters) Jessica Simpson decided to go get herself some Bible learning.

“I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”

I doubt any truth to her inspiration. It was probably more like ….She was in line at Burger King and saw a honk if you love ‘Jesus is My Co-Pilot’ bumper sticker and then went to the window and ordered…“I’ll take a Whopper some fries and a side of Jesus please.” Unless she is worshiping at the alter of “Dickey’s Barbecue Pits” I don’t buy it.

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