Jennifer Lopez Wants Her Own Music Reality Show

Jennifer Lopez – who was recently named People magazine’s ‘World’s Most Beautiful Woman‘ – is doing an incredible job on this season of “American Idol.” It’s expected that Idol could have the highest ratings ever this season. But what happens next season?

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Jennifer Lopez Furious, Steven Tyler Stealing the ‘Idol’ Spotlight

You in danger gurl! Steven Tyler better check his shampoo for Nair and sleep with one eye open. Jennifer Lopez is reportedly feeling stabby because Tyler is ‘stealing the spotlight’ on American Idol.

Popeater reports that JLo is unhappy with the show and how the attention focuses on the Aerosmith legend and not her.

“This was meant to be Jennifer’s big comeback,” an insider complains. “The entire re-branding of the show was built around her, but now it’s all about Steven 24/7. She’s mystified at how this happened and has made it very clear to the producers that the cameras need to spend a little more time adoring Jennifer’s favorite idol — herself!”

I don’t watch this shiz since Paula packed up her Vicodin piñata and did the electric slide out the door. Simon was the show’s last hope, but he denied the world of his chest hairs sprouting over his v-neck tops. So I am curious as to how JLo is ‘mystified’ her high maintenance assets aren’t entreating. I am guessing that the formula: rock legend (who has an uncanny resemblance to my Aunt Tootie) > one dimensional trick with fake chinchilla eyelashes holds true. Mystery solved.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Sweetface Clothing Line Fails

This is a karmic retaliation for snubbing “Project Runway.”

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Jennifer Lopez is putting a halt to her Sweetface line which only appealed to tweens and people still holding onto the Uggs craze. The fur encrusted line will cease it’s operation after the spring 2009 line. If you recall it made it’s start in the urban street wear genre and ended up being passed off as high end goods. According to WWD, camp Lopez is pulling a Lauren Conrad and stating that the line is “just on hiatus.” Her peeps claim the company is giving the line a (much needed) makeover.

She still has JLO to fall back on. The 2001 launched line is still breathing in markets outside of the U.S. In 2007 she closed the line in America and invented Justsweet. That line also closed after a failure to sell.

Now I do feel bad for all those who are now out of a job. Think of all those hookers who will be effected by this.

Quotables:

Bossip – “Don’t feel bad for J-Lo. She’ll come up with some other wack @ss way to gank you for your loot.”

Amy Gindhouse – “It’s cheap hookers and cheap velour tracksuits for everybody, until over-priced duds come back into fashion.”

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