Joaquin Phoenix dipped himself in Rogaine and “retired” from acting to become the worst fake rapper the world has ever seen. Meanwhile, Casey Affleck was busy getting drunk and molesting the film crew. It’s real Oscar material. Below is the trailer for lukewarm mess “I’m Still Here.”
Did you waste nearly a full minute of your life listening to a Kill Bill reject talking about drops of water and Joaquin’s hair seducing you to attack it with a bottle of Rid and scissors? This budget flick hits theaters in a hobo village near you on September 10th.
I blame Ben Affleck for this. If he never would have hit it big with Matt Damon hunting good will then Casey never would have ridden his coattails to fame.
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