… And that’s only the beginning! Legal documents were filed yesterday against “Girls Gone Wild” head honcho Joe Francis, and they do not paint him in a very favorable light. The docs were filed by 4th Street Media, which is publishing a tell-all book by former GGW employee Ryan Simkin. The papers were filed to stop Francis from blocking the sale of the book, entitled “FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: 5 Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild.” The book is said to be very revealing, with stories of Francis and his friends engaging in drug use, among other controversial activities. But Simkin’s new legal docs may be as explosive as the book – because he uses the following words to describe his former boss.
Per TMZ:
“Convicted felon; child molester; jail-baiting pervert; pimp; sick bastard; sleaze-peddler; tax cheat; rapist; sleazehole; the epitome of a true misogynist, coked-out amoral direct marketer; violent thug; juvenile smut-peddler; sexual predator; one of the 50 most loathsome people in America; and the Douche of the Decade.”
Ouch. And that’s just the first paragraph. I wonder how he REALLY feels about him! This is a very difficult choice, but after hours of careful deliberation I have decided “Douche of the Decade” is my favorite. That was the most fun I’ve had reading legal documents in, well, ever.
This makes me wonder … Whose face is more punchable – Joe Francis or Spencer Pratt? Discuss.
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