You can insert a look of feigned shock right here. Eyebrows Jonas and Twilight-er Ashley have been “dating” and making public appearances in a well crafted PR relationship according to rumors.
Some have been skeptical of the Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene hook up since it reared its ugly furry-browed head at the premiere of ‘Twilight’ in London. Reports still continue roll that the two are ‘hot and heavy’ and Joe tossed his purity ring and has had sleepovers with Ashley (click HERE for that rumor). However, an item ran on Blind Gossip that has all fingers pointing at the Jonas/Greene relationship.
“If you’re thinking that this romance between the singer and the franchise actress is fake, well, you’re right. These two have absolutely no interest in each other other than the increased paparazzi attention celebrity coupledom brings. In reality, she prefers more mature men. Actually, so does he.”
Hmm… I guess it does make sense that someone who likes to make sexy times in cars with Chace Crawford and has album of nude pics wouldn’t actually be dating someone who prefers smores over sex. To top it off, not only is their relationship a sham, Joe Jonas is gay according to the claims.
Well, that hardly makes me gasp and clutch my pearls. It’s kinda like the confirmation that Clay Aiken has an extensive collection of ceramic kittens, shops at Casual Corner and loves peen.