Joe Jonas Plays with Penis Statue – PHOTOS

This one hardly needs explaining, but Joe Jonas stopped to play with a penis. It’s unfair really. Jonas touches a peen that doesn’t belong to him and it’s funny and amusing. I do it and it results in a restraining order that forbids me from being within 30 feet of Jake Gyllenhaal and Bear Grylls.

I digress. It’s a good thing that he ditched his purity ring to play slap and tickle with Ashley Greene. Otherwise it might have caught fire right there in the odd naughty parts adorned gift shop.

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Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato Relationship a Publicity Stunt

Insert my shocked face. The Demi Lovato/Joe Jonas/Ashley Greene saga continues.

Since Demi has gone Disney starlet crazy and reportedly hit a back up dancer in a emotional breakdown, rumors have been heaved from every ‘source’ and ‘witness’ media outlets can get their hands on. Currently the most repeated story is that Lovato is exhausted, stressed and distraught with anger and jealousy as Joe Jonas prances around in front of her with his tongue in Ashley Greene’s mouth.

According to new reports, their entire relationship pre-Camp Rock 2 was all just a publicity stunt that Demi wasn’t in on. Disney allegedly pushed Joe to date Demi as they geared up for the sequel.

Via Zack Taylor:

“She felt everything was a big lie. When Joe [Jonas] and his father told her the truth, she couldn’t deal with anything anymore, even though Joe admitted he did have some feelings. She still totally lost it, and nothing was ever the same after that; She didn’t know who to trust or what was real anymore. In all honesty, she loved Joe, and to find out it was all fake, destroyed her.”

As for the breakdown, E!’s correspondent, Ken Baker, stated via his Twitter that Demi attacked a back up dancer named Alex Welch who goes by BGirl Shorty:

“I’m told the dancer Demi Lovato allegedly struck was Alex Welch – goes by profesh name “B Girl Shorty”+ danced for Biebs..”

Welch danced in “Camp Rock 2,” “Step Up 2” and “Stick It.” Apparently, Demi blamed her for squealing to tour handlers the details of how she spent a previous evening partying after a group dinner. The scuffle then turned to Ashley and Demi allegedly threatened her. More on that HERE….

Despite the many rumors and reports that Ashely and Joe are somehow to blame, reps insist it was a simple stress related breakdown and there was “never an issue between Ashley and Demi, and there is no truth to any rumors about a conflict.”

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Joe Jonas Jealous Over Ashley Greene’s Kissing Scenes In ‘Breaking Dawn’

Who would’ve thought the guy who usually dumps his former girlfriends through phone calls is one possessive dude? Rumors are swirling that Joe Jonas is jealous of girlfriend Ashley Greene’s intimate scenes with Jackson Rathbone on the set of the ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.’

Per Hollywood Life:

“Joe isn’t happy with Jackson kissing Ashley,” our insider says. “He knows it’s a film, but these scenes are really hot and heavy. And, Joe is more of a singer than an actor, so this is all new to him.”

The on-set source adds, “Joe is very possessive of Ashley — letting everyone know that she belongs to him –- especially [when it comes to] Jackson.”

Sounds like there is some drama on Twilight finale set. With Joe’s protectiveness over Ashley, do you think their relationship will survive Ashley’s budding acting career? However, this isn’t the only problem the couple is rumored to be facing. Other rumors suggest that Joe’s mother doesn’t approve of his quickly evolving relationship with Ashley, and believes she is too experienced and controlling for her son.

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Taylor Swift: Taylor Lautner is My Best Friend

Joe Jonas has finally found the perfect beard and Taylor Swift is still got a case of the angries over his wussy break up technique. She told Glamour that she and Joe haven’t been able to remain friendly, but she and her ex boyfriend Taylor Lautner are still on great terms.

“He’s one of my best friends. He’s wonderful, and we’ll always be close. I’m so thankful for that.”

During the interview she also talked about her penchant for writing songs calling out less than desirable people…

“I do write nice songs about the guys who are nice to me! Eventually, I’m sure one of them will write a response—that’s a pretty scary concept, actually! But I make sure I only write bad songs about the ones who deserve it. Everything that happens to me gets put into a song. For some reason, I’m really comfortable talking about my personal life in songs. There, I don’t hold back: names, dates, times, expressions on people’s faces, exactly where we were and how it felt, what I wish I would have said to them in the moment. So I’m not only excited about sharing the songs with fans; I’m also pretty interested to hear the response from the guys I’ve written about on this record.”

Everything that happens to me gets put into a song. For some reason, I’m really comfortable talking about my personal life in songs. There, I don’t hold back: names, dates, times, expressions on people’s faces, exactly where we were and how it felt, what I wish I would have said to them in the moment. So I’m not only excited about sharing the songs with fans; I’m also pretty interested to hear the response from the guys I’ve written about on this record.”

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Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene on a Date – PHOTOS

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene were exactly stealth about their relationship. A fan snapped a few blurry photos of the two during at a Road Dogs game at Coney Island. An OceanUp fan shared Joe and Ashley’s PDA via Twitter…

@oceanUP I’m next to the dugout and Joe and Ashley are ALL over each other. She keeps caressing his cheek.. Hahahaha.
@oceanUP joe ran into the dugout & she grabbed his face & rubbed it. Jashley is real! RT @CindyAguirre: @oceanUP I have a few ill send them to you later. Ashley is all over Joe rubbing his shoulders!

It seems an odd pairing as I get a big sister vibe from her. Maybe she was just wiping a bit of schmutz from his cheek.

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Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas Dating – PHOTOS

He may have walked the red carpet with Nikki Reed at the “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” UK premiere, but that’s not the Cullen sister Joe Jonas is getting cozy with. Rumors are starting to swirl that there’s something going on between Jonas and Ashley Greene, after being spotted out together on a few occasions. The pair were also reportedly seen having lunch a couple of weeks ago.

Per RadarOnline:

On Monday, they were seen leaving Greene’s Los Angeles home, according to UK Daily Mail, before heading for an afternoon of shopping and coffee, of which Jonas Tweeted: “Iced chai latte… Yummmmm.”

Looking relaxed together, the pair smiled and talked, but kept a safe distance as they walked from the car to the coffee shop. The two were first seen together in July dining at swanky London restaurant The Ivy, and taking in a Kings of Leon concert together afterwards. No official word yet on if these two are dating or – the famous celebrity excuse – are just ‘good friends.’ Nonetheless, Greene and Jonas looked like they were hitting it off over coffee in Studio City on Monday.

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Robert and Kristen Stewart BREAK UP

Once again this tale comes from National Enquirer so let’s all put on our imagination caps and ride trolley to the land of make believe…

The story spins starting with Robert Pattinson escorting fellow Twilight saga starlet, Ashley Greene (who is said to be dating Joe Jonas), in place of lady love Kristen Stewart to the Teen Choice Awards. The rag theorizes that there is trouble in paradise and claims that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have broken up. (Because the logical answer of scheduling conflicts or Kristin’s admittance of not enjoying award shows was too obvious?)

Via National Enquirer:

“R-Pattz made the ‘difficult decision’ call it off with Kristen, who is pretending not to be caring but is very hurt inside. A source told MTV.com that Rob: “Now looks really happy, as if someone had lifted a great weight lifted.” The insider added that Kristen, who recently said that the unprecedented stardom with Twilight was ‘killing her’: “ does care, but it hurts more than it has been demonstrated.”

This isn’t the first (or last) breakup rumor Pattinson and Stewart have faced. Either way, their pr team is still playing the “There is Nothing to Break Up” card despite ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse‘ Producer Wyck Godfrey confirming they are dating. So before you get out your ho strollin’ heels and stalker binoculars I’d wait for a more reliable source that Enquirer to confirm.

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Selena Gomez Dating Nick Jonas Again

Selena Gomez sure likes to keep her exes in her back pocket! First, she started attempted to rekindle the fizzled out flame with ex Taylor Lautner, and now it appears she may be trying to go for round 2 with ex Nick Jonas. The former couple was spotted in LA having dinner on Tuesday night, celebrating with a couple of friends and Nicks older brother Joe, the release of Nick’s solo album with his band the Administration.

Per People:

“Nick led [Selena] through the restaurant – and they seemed close.” Characterizing the two as “very friendly,” the onlooker adds, “[Nick] was a gentleman, making sure the crowd didn’t bombard her.”

Nick and Selena have been seen together several times recently. The duo was seen leaving the “Hope For Haiti” telethon together on January 22nd. Then they were spotted arriving together at the “We Are the World” remake for Haiti relief on February 1st before being seen driving away together afterwards. The couple were also spotted getting a little cozy during Nicks break while on tour with his band this January, where Selena was caught inconspicuously climbing off his tour bus. And lets not forget when she was at his Detroit show, Selena was seen crying while Nick sang the song “Stay.” Who knows why Selena got all teary-eyed, but those lyrics seem to be about a couple who broke up, fell in love again, and got back together. Interesting.

No worries. I’m sure there are plenty in line waiting to pick up the pieces of Taylor’s shattered heart. Anyone with some glue and room for Lautner in their heart?

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Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas Reheating and Reconnecting

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I guess a 27 second break up call just wasn’t enough for her! Joe Jonas says he has been “reconnecting” with ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift and in a recent interview he hinted he may be rekindling his romance with the country singer.

Per Digital Spy:

Speaking to E!’s Daily 10, he said: “We’ve actually recently reconnected, which is good. I hope she gets a Grammy. She deserves it.”

Jonas and Swift dated, and broke up, in 2008. In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, Swift claims Jonas broke up with her in a 27-second phone call. Since then, both have taken little jabs at eachother in interviews and in their songs. After their breakup, Jonas dated actress Camilla Belle while Swift has been linked to Taylor Lautner and new rumored beau John Mayer. Swift was seen watching Mayer tape a segment of “CMT’s Crossroads” with Keith Urban in Tennessee on the 26th, two days later after the two shared a cozy dinner in Nashville. The couple also attended the launch of VEVO in NYC together back on December 8th.

Per Hollywood Life:

John has described Taylor as the “Stevie Nicks to his Tom Petty” on Twitter, while Taylor gushed to Elle magazine that she, “freaked out when I heard [John wanted to make a song with me], because I’ve been such a big fan of John for such a long time. I’m really excited about just the idea that he would even mention me in his Twitter!”

Lets just hope he doesn’t treat her like he did Jennifer Aniston, with all the repeated dumping! Hmmm… Its a toss up for her on whether Mayer or Jonas will be the bigger douche given their history.

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Jonas Brothers Break Up, Nick Jonas the New Justin Timberlake

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The rumor mill is working overtime lately, with sounds of the Jonas Brothers breaking up kicking into high gear. Oh come on, you know your inner tween is crying at the mere thought! Apparently, older brother Kevin just isn’t feeling the group anymore since tying the knot with girlfriend Danielle Deleasa a couple of weeks back. Being married has given the guy a new outlook on life, bumping his new wife up to his number one priority. My guess is the wedding night has something to do with that! Youngest brother Nick has been entertaining thoughts of going out on his own lately, fronting the new band of his called Nick Jonas and the Administration.

Per PopEater:

“Nick sees himself as the next Justin Timberlake and brother Joe knows it,” a friend tells me. Nick already has a solo album out February 2 and a 14-city tour.”

So this leaves us with poor, left out in the dark Joe.

“Joe sees the writing on the wall for the group.”

That sound you hear is a million teenage girls hearts shattering into pieces! What ever happened to blood being thicker than water? And if they are indeed splitting up, who gets custody of their hair stylist?

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