Hollywood's Grand Dame of Gossip and Style
When I first read that Rashida Jones was preaching it, my first thought was, YOU IN DANGER GURL! In Hollywood you aren’t allowed to say anything that isn’t PR approved without facing some sort of Tom Cruised approved retribution. I am sure lubed up and mannequins were involved.
It is the worst kept secret in Hollywood that John Travolta will turn into a clutch purse at the Tony Awards for male masseurs. Good ol’ boy has been hit with multiple lawsuits from men stating Johnny touched their peens without being asked first.
For the sack of not being sued, we are going to pretend that every rumor associated with John Travolta being so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents is complete nonsense. So read with a grain of patronizing salt…
The National Enquirer has allegedly gotten their hands of photos of John Travolta cross dressing. Poppycock! John doesn’t enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Well, except for this time:
It’s no secret that if you take John Travolta out of Hollywood, you’d take away every blind item about a gay man with a cupcake fetish. So, some random masseurs who charge $200 an hour, place ads online and are willing to be picked up and taken to a hotel are all mad because John Travolta touched their peen.
Yesterday, news that a masseur who claims he was molested by Travolta filed a lawsuit against the ‘Old Dogs’ star spread like a hooker trying to make rent money. His rep called the called the story complete crap and provided a receipt that is supports his claim that he was in New York the day the masseur claims John tried to sneak a pickle tickle. According to the time stamp on the receipt, he dined at Mr.Chow at 11:38 PM. He left a generous $100 tip on a bill totaling $382.69.
~What handsome, 40-something A-lister was so afraid of being upstaged by a “Twilight” star’s teeny-bopper appeal and good looks that he made sure the actor didn’t land a co-starring role in his upcoming film? Moviegoers still consider the elder star sexy, but he’s so insecure that he didn’t want to take any chances – and the role went to an unknown! – [National Enquirer]
My Guess: This one might have several answers out there. Robert Pattinson was being courted for a role on Tom Cruise‘s new film,’Rock of Ages.’ The director, Adam Shankman, was told MTV back in November: “Rob is a good singer. There were times during the ‘Rock of Ages’ casting process [we thought of him], and he was never available.” However, I don’t classify Sparklepants as “teeny-bopper” so I’d have to guess Taylor Lautner is the younger star and the older star is still Tom Cruise for the new Mission Impossible movie.
~Which blonde Bravo star tries to get out of doing any promo work for her reality show and leaves the pimping to her reality show cohorts? – Hollywood Dame
Hint: Think ‘Housewives’
Clutch the pearls and gasp as you insert your shocked face. (Mine looks eerily like my eye rolling during time share sales pitch.) Lindsay Lohan is reportedly being lured into Scientology.
The National Enquirer (per Entertainmentwise) is weaving a tale of Lindsay being lured into the van of crazy (Scientology) by a balding man who sweats when he thinks about women’s shoes (John Travolta) with the promise of candy and puppies (blow and a movie role to pay for more blow).
John Travolta has been nabbed to play ‘Teflon Don’ John Gotti, the former head of the Gambino crime family, in the upcoming film “Gotti: Three Generations.” (The nickname came from the fact that the feds had a hard time making any charges stick.) Now, yet another member of the notorious crime family may be cast – and you won’t believe how ALIKE they look!
Now we’re getting word that Lindsay Lohan is up for the role of Victoria Gotti, John’s daughter. Producer Marc Fiore actually confirmed that he is “in talks” with her. Even the real Victoria seems to like Lindsay for the role, as she is rumored to have hand-picked her.
Per E! Online:
“I think she’d be great and I think she’s got what it takes…I think Lindsay can play anyone, but I’ve always thought that…before we even met,” Victoria told E!. “I’d be content if she was chosen. Absolutely.”
Travolta adds:
“I’ve always thought she was gorgeous and talented and filled with a lot of depth. So I think that whatever she would like to do would be great with me.”
So as long as Lindsay can stay out of jail, it seems like she has this one in the bag. Joe Pesci will play Angelo Ruggiero, Gott’s right-hand man (good thing Joe hasn’t been type-cast, right?), and Travolta’s real-life daughter Ella Bleu has an unspecified role in the film as well. On Tuesday, there was a press conference for the movie, where Lindsay and the real Victoria met up. Don’t they look alike?
Do you think Lindsay would be able to get herself together enough to actually finish the filming? Her last movie attempts ended in failure because of her legal and personal issues. Currently, she is awaiting a trial over the theft of a $2,500 necklace. The charges are felony theft, which could carry rather serious consequences if she is convicted. Despite that, Lindsay declined to take a plea deal in the case. She was recently fired from ‘Inferno,’ the Linda Lovelace biopic, and there’s no way her ongoing legal problems and train wreck status weren’t to blame. Perhaps the Gotti shot-callers are waiting to see how her real life grueling legal saga plays out in court before officially inking her to a deal. Smart move.
[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]
Images Via: E!
Lots of hair talk this weekend – Justin Bieber cut off his Bieber – John Travolta was caught without his wig and perhaps the most important world changing event that happened this weekend – Jennifer Aniston chopped off her hair!
Per People:
Jennifer Aniston has bid goodbye to the long layers that have been her signature look for years and chopped her hair into a shoulder-length bob.
So what do you think? I like it!
Click here to see who was named MVP at the NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.
[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]
Images Via: People
John Travolta has been pulling the toupee over our eyes!!!
Seriously, apparently Travolta was the only person left who believed his rug was real. In fact, it’s been reported that Travolta has even demanded photo reshoots when he thought his rug wasn’t placed correctly.
However, the dream is over. Some sneaky tourist, like wearing a Mai-Tai stained moo-moo, snapped this pic of Travolta on holiday in Hawaii- SANS THE TOUPEE!
Via The Superficial:
“…cut to this weekend where a surprisingly sloppy John (Also, his Internet handle.) actually stepped outside in Hawaii without a rug as the paparazzi waited in the bushes. You’d figure The Force, or however Scientology works, would’ve alerted him to their presence, so I can only assume it was a woman taking these photos.”
I personally think he looks great for a man in his seventies. What? He’s not? Well, nevermind.
[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]
Images Via: The Superficial and wenn.com
Ricky Gervais hosted the 2011 Golden Globes Awards and opened with a monologue that left most of Hollywood’s elite angry. Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie were his first targets. He poked fun at the box office bomb that managed to garner several nominations, ‘The Tourist.’ Next he wondered aloud why ‘Sex and the City 2’ was snubbed as the airbrush team for the posters alone deserved a nod as he added, “Girls, we know how old you are. I saw one of you on an episode of ‘Bonanza’!”
What created the most tension in the audience was a punch line that hit a Hollywood vet who did not attend the event. Gervais brought up ‘I Love You Philip Morris.’ The punch line stabbed at Tom Cruise/John Travolta…
“Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So the complete opposite of some Scientologists, then.”
Later Ricky attacked Robert Downey Jr. before introducing him as a presenter after listing his film accomplishments and adding, “But many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angeles County Jail.” Obviously it was in poor taste, and Downey snapped back with, “Aside from the fact that it’s been hugely mean-spirited with mildly sinister undertones, I’d say the vibe of the show has been pretty good so far, wouldn’t you?”
I still love Ricky and the thing about his style is that he doesn’t answer to the pampered celebs who demand decorum and worshipping at all times. He pushed the boundaries of respectability by attacking the easy targets with hard and sometimes low blows, but that is what you get when tap him for hosting duties. You can’t give him a room full of A-list celebs and a microphone with the expectation that he will bite his tongue. It’s like giving me a bottle of vodka while playing ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’ and not expecting my top to come off.
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Seal — I Wish Heidi Wouldn’t ‘Fornicate with the Help’ – Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe TMZ caught Seal leaving the airport and asked about his feelings regarding Heidi Klum hooking up with her bodyguard she has spotted hanging around with. He made the mistake of opening [...]
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Clint Eastwood’s speech at Mitt Romney’s GOP convention presented without comment because I like Clint, but I am not a fan of pandering robots.
The Mexican version of Powder and Jennifer Lopez sent a day at the pool with the fam. The couple has faced a plethora of John Travolta style rumors claiming Jlo’s ho is a fan of exotic messages and the men who hand them out above gay peep shows. Jen’s PR team spinned it with a [...]
Good ol’ Life and Style is hollerin’ from Mount BS that Adele had a secret wedding and married Simon Konecki. The rag based their claims on a photo of Adele wearing a “gold wedding band” on her left ring finger. Naturally the mag translated that into a secret wedding filled with “emotional vows” and a [...]
