Someone Introduce Johnny Depp to Colgate – PHOTOS

Admit it, Johnny Depp is on your list provided he is dressed as Jack Sparrow and has showered. The man can make scurvy look hot, but appears to have taken issue with dental hygiene. How very hipster.

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Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Ad – VIDEO

Let the Super Bowl commercials begin. We still have just under a week until the Giants will play the Patriots, but ads are already spilling onto the net. (SPOILER ALERT: It will ends like it did last time and Eli and the Giants will be skipping around the field singing ‘Brighter Than The Sun’ before Peyton Manning comes in and weave snatches his moment by retiring.)

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2012 People’s Choice Awards Recap

In case you missed it, the 2012 People’s Choice Awards – hosted by ‘Big Bang Theory’s’ Kaley Cuoco – aired last night, live from the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Some of the stars and celebs in attendance: Robert Pattinson, Emma Stone, Ellen DeGeneres, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Jason Segel, Jason Biggs, David Boreanaz, Elisha Cuthbert, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Morgan Freeman, Paul Wesley, Ashley Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Liam Hemsworth, Julianne Hough, Terrence Howard, Vanessa Hudgens, Ewan McGregor and Ian Somerhalder. Here’s what happened during the show…

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Johnny Depp Falling Down Drunk – VIDEO

Johnny Depp had too much of the sweet nectar and was falling down drunk while exiting 25 Degrees the other night. (Oh, don’t pretend like you’ve never strolled your drunk self down the street while trying to act the epitome of sobriety only to end up eating pavement.)

The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star surfaced from the digs looking like he ate a couple bottles of rum and washed it down with some scotch. He still managed to scribble out a few autographs before some handler bro hugged him right to the ground. A looming pap repeatedly squealed, “YOU DROPPED JOHNNY! WHY!?” as Depp went right back to drunk autographing before being shoved into a getaway car.

About That Johnny Depp Rape Thing…

Remember the time when Johnny Depp compared having his picture taken for magazines that pimp his money gobbling movies to rape? Click HERE for a recap on it…

Depp wants to hit the backspace on those comments. For some reason (sarcastic shrug of confusion) people who have actually suffered sexual violation didn’t appreciate his comment. RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network) made this statement in response…

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Johnny Depp “Raped” by Photo Shoots

In a classic case of ‘Omg, are you friggin’ kidding me??’, Johnny Depp has done what every celebrity does once or twice (or in Jessica Simpson’s case, a dozen times) in their career – Opened their mouth and said something completely and utterly ridiculous… Something crazy enough to make you stop and say ‘Wait, what?’ In his November Vanity Fair cover story, Depp has undoubtly raised the ire of feminists everywhere by comparing photo shoots to rape.

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Highest Paid Actor in 2011 Is….

Forbes has compiled their list for the highest paid actors. Last year Johnny Depp was dubbed the top paid celebrity, but he was dethroned this year by a $27 million difference.

Depp still made a nice haul with $50 million this year putting him in second. Last year he reportedly made around $75 million despite looking like he will work for food.

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Michael Bolton as Jack Sparrow on SNL – VIDEO

Is it 1993 again and my mother is pledging her undying love to the radio as visions of Michael Bolton’s mane dance through her head? (Michael Bolton’s SNL ‘Jack Sparrow’ video after the cut. Click ‘Read More…” Below to watch.)

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Jonah Hill Weight Loss – PHOTOS

After losing 30 pounds, Jonah Hill shared a new picture of his weight loss.

Hill shed the weight for a role for the film version of “21 Jump Street.” He will share the screen with Channing Tatum as they play cops going stealth in high schools to thwart some drug dealers. Johnny Depp is also going to be making a cameo.

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Celebrities Defend Ricky Gervais, Won’t Host Globes Again – VIDEO

I know the entire Ricky Gervais is a Big Ol’ Meanie at the Golden Globes thing has died and is old news, but I couldn’t help but post this. (Click HERE for his monologue some deeded “too far…”) I think he is wickedly funny without totally relying on fart jokes. I may or may not have him on my Celebrity To Do List. You know….if Jake Gyllenhaal, Bear Grylls, David Beckham (he’s not allowed to speak), Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Ryan Reynolds (also not allowed to speak), Colin Farrel, Anderson Cooper, Ryan Gosling, James McAvoy, Johnny Depp (must be in pirate outfit) and my favorite Joseph Gordon Levitt were all kicked off Earth/busy/etc.

Some celebrities are standing up for Gervais and defending his quips during the awards. All Pacino, Paul Giamatti, Chris Noth (Sex and the City was even one of his targets), Steve Buscemi and even Christian I-Will-Lose-My-Shiz-If-Someone-Talks-During-My-Scene Bale spoke highly of Gervais.

While Scientologist may have a Wanted poster hanging in every spa in L.A., Tom Hanks isn’t going to shank him on sight. In fact, Ricky posted his thoughts about the issue being blown up on his site:

“All the same conspiracy theories as last year too… “So and so was offended”… “hasn’t been invited back yet”… exactly the same as last time. “Paul McCartney was furious”… no he wasn’t. And nor was Tim Allen and Tom Hanks. I was drinking with them after.”

As far as being the Golden Globes host anytime soon…Ricky stated that it “didn’t matter” if he was asked to return to the hosting duties as he wouldn’t do it again regardless.