Ricky Gervais Golden Globe Awards 2011 – VIDEO

Ricky Gervais hosted the 2011 Golden Globes Awards and opened with a monologue that left most of Hollywood’s elite angry. Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie were his first targets. He poked fun at the box office bomb that managed to garner several nominations, ‘The Tourist.’ Next he wondered aloud why ‘Sex and the City 2’ was snubbed as the airbrush team for the posters alone deserved a nod as he added, “Girls, we know how old you are. I saw one of you on an episode of ‘Bonanza’!”

What created the most tension in the audience was a punch line that hit a Hollywood vet who did not attend the event. Gervais brought up ‘I Love You Philip Morris.’ The punch line stabbed at Tom Cruise/John Travolta

“Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So the complete opposite of some Scientologists, then.”

Later Ricky attacked Robert Downey Jr. before introducing him as a presenter after listing his film accomplishments and adding, “But many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angeles County Jail.” Obviously it was in poor taste, and Downey snapped back with, “Aside from the fact that it’s been hugely mean-spirited with mildly sinister undertones, I’d say the vibe of the show has been pretty good so far, wouldn’t you?”

I still love Ricky and the thing about his style is that he doesn’t answer to the pampered celebs who demand decorum and worshipping at all times. He pushed the boundaries of respectability by attacking the easy targets with hard and sometimes low blows, but that is what you get when tap him for hosting duties. You can’t give him a room full of A-list celebs and a microphone with the expectation that he will bite his tongue. It’s like giving me a bottle of vodka while playing ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’ and not expecting my top to come off.

‘Pirates Of The Caribbean On Stranger Tides’ Trailer – See It HERE

We’ve been waiting awhile for this! After three super successful movies in the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Jerry Bruckheimer has done it again. ‘Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides‘ comes out May 20th, 2011. Watch the trailer below!

When Jack (Johnny Depp) is forced onto the Queen Anne’s Revenge by a woman from his past (Penelope Cruz) he encounters the fearsome pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane) and they set off on a quest across the seas to find the fabled Fountain of Youth.

Thoughts?

Click here to find out how long TV Chef Juan Carlos Cruz was sentenced to jail.

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Johnny Depp Says Angelina Jolie is ‘Incredibly Normal’

Well of course he isn’t going to tell Vanity Fair that Angelina Jolie is nuttier than squirrel poo and has a voodoo vagina that can swallow a man whole. Of course, Depp has rarely been hesitant to speak his mind. So I am at a draw.

Johnny Depp spoke with the magazine about his career trials and tribulations. One of them was meeting and costarring with Angelina Jolie for “The Tourist.” He admits he was nervous to meet her, but asserts that he was pleasantly surprised.

“You don’t know what she might be like—if she has any sense of humor at all. I was so pleased to find that she is incredibly normal, and has a wonderfully kind of dark, perverse sense of humor.”

Depp didn’t stop there when it came to singing the praises of Angie. He compared her traits to that of one of the world’s beloved icons.

“I’ve had the honor and the pleasure and gift of having known Elizabeth Taylor for a number of years,” he says. “You know, you sit down with her, she slings hash, she sits there and cusses like a sailor, and she’s hilarious. Angie’s got the same kind of thing, you know, the same approach.”

I am guessing her confused her offer to dress up in a latex Miss Piggie outfit while he filled a bathtub full of Jello to wrestle in as ‘perverse humor.’ (Oh don’t pretend you don’t know what I am talking about. Everyone has had those offers where you giggle nervously and wave as you turn the corner and run like a mother of 8 after the last Tickle Me Whatever Toy on Black Friday.)

Aside from the rumors that Jolie was trying to seduce Depp on set, Johnny also mentions his portrayal of Jack Sparrow worried Disney big-wigs to the point they accused him of ruining the film.

“They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him. I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Depp reveals to Smith, however, that he remained unfazed by the studio’s hysteria. “Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”

Whatever Disney. I am pretty sure Jack the Ambiguously Gay Lush Sparrow has nothing on the slew of Disney starlets visiting rehab like it’s Costco.

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Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp’s ‘The Tourist’ Trailer – VIDEO

Sticking Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp on screen together seems like a sure-fire way to make your mark on the box office numbers. Jolie stars in slick European comedy crime capper ‘The Tourist‘ with Depp, due in theaters December 10th.

Per Monsters and Critics:

‘The Tourist’ revolves around Frank (Johnny Depp), an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. While on his trip he meets Elise (Angelina Jolie), an mysterious woman who deliberately crosses his path. Frank follows Elise in the quest of love, but finds himself caught up in a whole lot of trouble.

So, sad man + extraordinary woman = intrigue, danger, etc etc. Let’s hope Jolie and Depp spark like roman candles.

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Eminem as The Riddler for Third Batman Movie !?!

There have been a thousand rumors when it comes to the casting of Christopher Nolan’s third Batman film. The subject of the rumors tends to be who the villain will be and what actor will nab the role. Most recently, Joseph Gordon-Levitt was rumored to be a top runner for the role of The Riddler. IMBD has gone as far as posting him on the cast list as Batman’s rival, Edward Nygma despite his reps statement that JGL hasn’t even been approached.

However, rumor has it that Nolan is also after Johnny Depp to portray the demented nemesis. Another farfetched casting story comes from National Enquirer

“After seven weeks of topping the charts with his “Recovery” album, almighty-whitey rapper EMINEM – itching to dominate movie screens again and repeat the critical kudos he won with biopic “8 Mile” – rapped to his reps: “When it comes to business, you know I ain’t no fiddler…You tell them Batman biggies, I wanna play ‘The Riddler!’” Will Eminem nail a big-screen comeback deal – or get a screen test, at least?

Producers are piqued at the prospect of a Rappin’ Riddler, but Slim Shady’s facing stiff competition – execs are also confab-ing with JOHNNY DEPP and red-hot “Inception” star JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT. Stay tuned.”

It sounds absolutely ridiculous. I can’t picture Eminem being this corny in his request to screen-test. I am also guessing that Nolan will require a pedigree in acting and one stint in his biopic doesn’t make for a great resume. Nolan pretty much could pick whoever he wanted so Em’s competition is ridiculously fierce. So I am going to file this one under NGH – NOT GONNA HAPPEN for the Almighty Whitey.

The only casting that is official is Christina Bale as Batman, Gary Oldman as Commissioner Jim Gordon, Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox and Michael Caine as Alfred. Currently Christopher, his brother Jonathan and David Goyer are still working on a story and screenplay. The release date is (as of today) July 20 of 2012.

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Johnny Depp Saved Friend From Being Mugged

This just adds to the reason why I love this man so much. Johnny Depp turned out to be a real life hero when he rescued a friend from a mugger in Los Angeles. Depp and ‘Babybird’ frontman Stephen Jones approached by a man brandishing a broken bottle and demanding money as they were leaving a studio where the Depp had recorded a guitar solo for Jones’ band.

Per Digital Spy:

“It was an extremely scary moment,” a source said. “This guy looked off his head. Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off.

For most people, this would simply cause the mugger to laugh maniacally before delivering an even more severe beating, but since this is Johnny Depp we’re talking about, the tactic worked. The would-be criminal recognized Depp and backed off.

“The guy was OK,” the insider continued. “He looked at Johnny and said, ‘I ain’t stealing from Captain Jack‘ and put the bottle down. Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life.”

Depp plays guitar and fights crime? Could he possibly get any hotter?

Celebrity Virginity Report Card

I have returned from my Pop Tart rehab kittens. So I decided to kick off my toaster pastries free morning with a report on when celebrities lost their virginity. Consider yourself lucky that we don’t have another post on Lindsay Lohan’s drunken ramblings. (We do. I am a tease.)

Tina Fey confirmed her magic number was 24. While on David Letterman the “30 Rock” star stated that waiting so long wasn’t “by choice.”

Matthew McConaughey was a teen when he ventured into the realm of sex. He squealed to Playboy in 2008 that he was just 15, but wanted to be a gentleman and gave no further details.

Paris Hilton was also just 15 when Randy Spelling claims to have first ridden the human STD dispenser.

Sienna Miller said buh-bye to being a virgin at 16. She admitted that she and her mother were very open about her safety and begged her to “do it at home if you are going to do it at all.” (Via Us)

Megan Fox had managed to keep it in her pants until she was 17. She described her first time as “nice” thanks to the fact that she was “in love” when she gave it up.

Tiger Woods and His First Girlfriend

Before Tiger Woods was peeing on hookers, he lost his virginity to a high school girlfriend at the age of 17. “We would wait for my parents to go to bed and then make out on the sofa in front of the television for hours. We were first boyfriend and girlfriend in all sense of the word.” (Via NY Post)

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‘Pirates of The Caribbean 4′ New Leading Lady

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So far, we know there will be a fountain of youth, Blackbeard, and a lady pirate who will give Jack Sparrow a run for his doubloons. Now the most recent news out for the fourth film in the series, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,” is the addition of French model/actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey.

Per MTV:

French actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey will star as Syrena, a mermaid who encounters Johnny Depp’s character Captain Jack Sparrow.

She will star alongside Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffrey Rush, and Depp as Captain Sparrow sets out on the hunt for the legendary elusive fountain of youth. She was cast in the role after Disney received a lot of buzz about the casting requirements, calling for actresses who, among other things, ‘must have real breasts.’ A rising star in her native France, this will be Berges-Frisbey’s American debut. Her previous French films include family drama “Un Barrage Contre Le Pacifique” and the soon to be released “Bruc.” She has also appeared onstage at the Theatre Marigny in a production of Peter Shaffer’s “Equus.” The film is due to begin shooting in June in Hawaii, Los Angeles, and Britain. It is due out in theaters in May 2011.

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Johnny Depp’s Angelina Jolie Restraining Order

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Johnny Depp’s longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis has reportedly asked Depp to cut himself out of his latest film because she doesn’t want to be another Angelina Jolie love casualty. As soon as Paradis found out Depp would have a major love scene with Jolie in “The Tourist” she started campaigning to get him the hell out of there.

Per NYPost:

“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with [Jolie's partner] Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”

So far it hasn’t worked as we’ve already seen pictures of the co-stars filming, but the NY Post says there is some behind the scenes manipulating going on and that it is possible Johnny could be replaced Pitt DiCaprio. Given Jolie’s track record, I would worry too! Jolie has a history of stealing other people’s men, credited with breaking up Pitt’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston and stealing Billy Bob Thorton away from Laura Dern during their engagement.

Filming started last month, and Depp and Jolie were spied sharing a laugh Tuesday on set at the Palazzo Pisani Moretta in Venice. In the movie, Jolie plays an Interpol agent who seduces a tourist, played by Depp, in order to flush out a criminal she slept with in the past. Oh Johnny boy, lets hope you’re not stupid.

Johnny Depp Stinks…Literally

As this Dame has always suspected, Johnny Depp and his lady love, Vanessa Paradis smell...bad!

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According to sources, neither Depp nor Paradis care much for personal hygiene and rarely shower.

Via Fox 411:

“Johnny usually smells because he rarely showers. He isn’t big on personal cleanliness and Vanessa isn’t much different. They found their perfect match in each other – it’s hard to be around them. Their personal hygiene is not their priority.”

And as for Paradis’s job as a glamorous supermodel? Apparently she’s only glam while on the job.

“Vanessa is the furthest thing from a supermodel every second that she isn’t on a big photo shoot. No makeup and unruly hair – she’s a bit of a mess normally.”

According to the source, Depp replies on his on-set hair and make-up team while filming to keep him from smelling like a giant armpit.

I wonder how is latest co-star Angelina Jolie will deal with the smell? Ah, never mind, she’ll be right at home as it is also widely reported that Brad Pitt enjoys days of un-bathing.

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