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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Engaged, Budapest Visit Photos

April 12, 2010 By 14 Comments

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The rumor of the day says Robert Pattinson proposed to Kristen Stewart during her visit in Budapest. This story comes from News of the World so once again you will have to put on your imagination goggles. Their story is that Sparklepants asked her parent’s permission to marry Kristen. A second rumor surrounding the Pattinson/Stewart engagement says it was all a joke. He reportedly got down on one knee and asked her to marry him. This was reportedly followed by laughs.

“According to News of The World newspaper (Via Gather), Kristen Stewart has told them she was asked for her hand in marriage.

“As a joke, though. Well, at least I think so!” she told the newspaper.”

It’s the worst kept “secret” in Hollywood. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are making sweet hipster love on and off set. The two have tried to play dumb when it comes to their relationship off set, but they aren’t exactly stealth. They have been photographed holding hands (Click HERE for those pictures) and spotted kissing (Click HERE for that) so the sparkle-pire is out of the bag.

Robert has been filming “Bel Ami” in Budapest the last few weeks. Kristen flew out to visit him a few days ago so they could celebrate her April 9th birthday together. Stewart also visited him in London a few months ago (Click HERE for those pics) and followed him to New York while he was doing press for “Remember Me.”

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Britney Spears Mo Perfume Ad – Video

May 29, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Britney Spears loves the gays y’all. She has put together a satirical commercial to prove it.

The fake gay perfume was created for Logo’s NewNowNext Awards. The show put together the commercial to be lighthearted and fun. “Mo” uses the tagline: “One spray and the gays will run your way.” It pokes fun at Spears’ fragrance empire which typically features her running through a forest in fairy wings or trying to hook up in a hotel room.

Per MTV:

“She’s having fun with her gay audience, because she’s an official gay icon at such a young and tender age,” said Christopher Willey, a Logo executive producer. (Logo and MTV are both owned by Viacom.)

Wait….“tender?” Isn’t she the one who has two kids, went crazy, shaved her head and yelled “lick it, ride it, snort it” it the middle of a court room? They could have at least been honest and said, “She is a saucy ho and saucy hoes sell.”

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Snoop Dog’s Wife Dead in the Basement ?!?

April 10, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Here is your WTF? for Friday. TMZ found this bit of crazy…

According to the California Highway Partol’s website a tip was reported that Snoop Doggy Dog had the dead body of his wife in the basement. It was reported to the police and added to the site called CHP, but no one took it seriously. The tip failed to make it to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department and no one bothered to investigate it.

I am sure she is fine and following him around preventing him from indulging in his love of fried chicken and waffles. Which coincidently sounds like a delicious heaven of friend food mixed with the best breakfast food ever. But, just so I sleep easier, someone go check on Mrs. Snoop.

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Etta James Pulls Offer to Whoop Beyonce

February 6, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Etta James….you have disappointed me. I was so hoping to see a battle to death. I could already picture the weaves flying and acrylics popping out like claws. In case you missed Etta’s attack on B…here it is again.

While doing a performance for a crowd Etta James threatened to whoop Beyonce for singing her song, “At Last” at the Inaugural Ball. The audio of her jokes about hating Besus and making fun of Barack Obama’s ears hit the net. Immediately she wanted to clear up the air.

NY Daily News:

“I didn’t really mean anything,” James said. “Even as a little child, I’ve always had that comedian kind of attitude. … That’s probably what went into it. I was feeling left out of something that was basically mine, that I had done every time you look around.”

Where is your lady version of testicular fortitude Etta? Better safe than sorry I guess. I am sure if she didn’t back peddle some sort of Beyonce mafia in skinny pants and would make sure she woke up bald. Still…disappointing.

What Others Said:

D-Listed – “I’m guessing that Basement Baby paid Etta a little visit and handed her an envelope. Etta opened it and found a note on Sasha Fierce (made from 100% ego fibers) stationary that said, “It’s backtrack time! Love, Daddy Knows.”

Socialite Life – “There’s no shame in that, Etta! Oh, hell no! Fifteen pounds and a blond wig doesn’t make some diva-in-training your replacement.”

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Robert Pattinson Defends Heath Ledger’s Honor

December 29, 2008 By 23 Comments

Behold! It is the gift of further R.Patz Sparklepants do-gooding. I can’t help it. My apologies to those of you who haven’t been wooed by this unicorn of slobby hotness.

Earlier in December Robert Pattison attended a show at The Improv. A tacky and heartless comic was trying to make a tasteless joke out of the death of Heath Ledger. Offended and hurt, Sparklepants stood up for Ledger.

Us Weekly reports:

“[He] booed a comic who said, “Here’s my impression of Heath Ledger,” then he collapsed and began faking convulsions. “Robert and his friend went nuts yelling at him, “ the source said.

“The comic didn’t know who it was, but I’m sure he found out later!”

Pattinson reportedly yelled “F**k you! You suck!” at the comic’s attempt at humor. Also I feel I should mention the event was benefiting the fight against Prop 8. After Heath was a well voiced proponent for gay rights, I find it difficult to believe that someone would stoop so low to attack a someone who fearlessly took on the touchy subject both in film and in life.

When the buzz from my whiskey shooters wear off, I am going to be so pissed.

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