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Nick Jonas and Delta Goodrem indulged in some hand holding after attending an Adele concert. Nick was very cautious with leading his girlfriend through the sea of looming paps. He held her hand as they made their way through the crowd while leaving the Palldium.
Demi Lovato exited rehab after being treated for multiple eating disorders, cutting and bipolar disorder. She re-entered the spotlight with interviews with Ryan Seacrest, a new song called ‘Skyscraper,’ a car accident and plenty of rumors spread by alleged fellow rehabbers. (Click HERE for those Demi Confessions which include smoking weed with Miley Cyrus and Joe Jonas’ “size“…)
Now, Lovato has cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked and Gucci’d herself for Elle magazine. In the September 2011 issue she talks about how she ended up in rehab and whether or not she blames a Jonas Brother for her meltdown…
Select celebrity stylists are going to wake up with mutilated Hermes scarves and mannequin heads in their beds. Some of stylists to the stars have spilled some secrets when it comes to their celebrity clients insecurities and dirty style secrets. Star mag reports that Joe is the most self-conscious Jonas Brother, Aguilera is very aware of her fuller figure, Sienna Miller refuses to wear panties, Nicki Minaj will fire anyone who doesn’t please her and Ciara won’t hear of something being ill fitting….
Joe Jonas – “The hunky Disney star makes girls swoon, but he’s horribly insecure about his big thighs! “Joe works out like a fiend but he can’t seem to lean out his thighs. His brothers tease him for having thunder thighs, but it isn’t a joke for Joe. He’s worried about developing stretch marks and dimpling on his thighs, so he uses anti-cellulite cream.” (My little no-heart feels for him.)
Christina Aguilera – “Christina hates being short, it really bothers her. She tries hard to look as tall as she can. That’s why she often wears one solid color — she thinks it makes her look leaner.
Sienna Miller – “Sienna loves her push up bras because she wants her breasts to look perky. But underwear? Never. I don’t think she even owns a pair.”
Nicki Minaj – “If a stylist can’t get Nicki the exact look she’s requesting, she will fire you on the spot. One time, she fired a stylist when she told Nicki that she was unable to get the material she wanted from one of the top couture collections. It turned out that the couture designer simply didn’t want to work with Nicki!”
Ciara – “Ciara can be difficult and sometimes gets snickers in the styling community because she always has a set idea on how she should look and rarely takes her stylist’s tips. As a result, you have a gorgeous woman who has the potential to look better than she does because she’ll wear something that pros see as ill-fitting.”
Uma Thurman, Mel Gibson and Kendra Wilkinson are the worst smelling celebs according to several stylists spilling to the mag. Uma’s cigarette habit and Mel’s breathe and B.O. are enough to make you wish you temporarily lose the power of smell. Kendra will burp and fart in front of you without hesitation.
Jennifer Aniston “looks fantastic naked,” but one of her wardrobe handlers also mentioned that she gets bad finger fungus outbreaks that eat away at her nails. (Really? If that is her biggest problem I’d still trade her bodies in a heart beat.)
Lady Gaga skipped out on a bill. She had a custom made outfit put together and only paid for the material. Gaga reportedly left the designer with no compensation for their hours of work.
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Joe can’t be too self conscious about his thunderous thighs. He busted out a leotard and did a version of “Single Ladies” back in 2009. Sure, he could probably crack walnuts with ‘em, but he didn’t seem to mind when he was trying not to look too queeny while strutting to some Beyonce….
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Eyebrows is my favorite Jonas Brother. By far the most interesting one anyway. From Joe Jonas dumping Taylor ‘Box-O-Kittens’ Swift to his faux relationship with Demi Lovato (Click HERE for details on that) and onto ditching his purity ring for Twilight’s Ashley Greene, he is way more ESCANDALO! than Hot One and Married One. Plus he struts like a veteran queen working a Dior runway.
However, don’t insinuate that he is gay. In January paparazzi point blank asked the JoBro if he was gay and followed it with taunts about Ashley Greene being his beard and inquiring when her contractual relationship with him was due to expire. (It’s like ‘Mean Girls’ but with grown men. Sad really.) Attempting to ignore them he got into his car, but couldn’t help himself and exchanged words with the offending pap.
The question “Is Joe Jonas gay?” is a constant plaguing topic for the Disney star. In Details magazine, he tries once again to clear up the rumors of his sexuality.
“There’s nothing wrong with being gay,” he says now, “but I’m not.”
In the interview with the mag he talks about growing up and doing solo projects. After moving to his out his parents house and getting his own home after living with roommates (shortly after he started dating Greene), he has ditched the purity ring and likes hitting up the gym and the local bar scene. He admits the Bowery on Sunset his is favorite hangout due to its “laid back” nature.
“I’m growing up, the fans are growing up,” Joe says. “I’ve gone through a lot of stuff in my life so far. There are stories I haven’t really been able to tell. When you’re writing with three people, you wind up with a sound that might be—not average—but, you know, expected.”
He assures his maturing fan base that the Jonas Brothers aren’t over. Despite their slip in popularity (Jonas L.A. cancellation and their 3D movie being a disappointment), the brother band isn’t an idea of the past.
“We’re not breaking up, we’re just taking a break,” Joe says. “I really have a hope for the fans that got older and went, ‘You know what, I’m really not into the Jonas Brothers anymore,’ that I’m able to catch their ear again with my project and they’re able to go, like, ‘Hey, this is cool stuff, I’m happy listening to this, I’m not embarrassed listening to this.’”
I am sure Joe would never be guilty of lie telling, but I would like to point out…
“One thing I’ve found of people in the public eye, either you’re a womanizer or you’ve got to be gay. Since I’m neither of those, people are completely concerned about me.” – Clay Aiken ‘Rolling Stone’ July 2003
“If I were gay, why not admit it? I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but I have never been attracted by sex with a man.” – Ricky Martin Plus 7 Days magazine
Either way I am sure his fan base wouldn’t change from its current status. Why should it? Gay, straight or asexual he’d still be the most interesting… even if he did try to rock that unfortunate flat iron look. (I tried to rock permed bangs when I was 8 so I can’t be too judgey-wudgey.)
UPDATE: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene have broken up! Click HERE for the details…
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A PR match made in press heaven are reportedly taking things to the next level. Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene are growing extremely close. Ashley has even gone as far as to take Eyebrows to meet her parents in Florida. A source-type says that the Jonas Brother is “head over heels” for the Twilight starlet.
Via People:
“[Joe] is head over heels for [Ashley].He thinks she is down-to-earth and absolutely beautiful. He hasn’t been this into a girl in a long time.”
I am still not convinced he isn’t more in love with skinny jeans and peen. Rumors that their entire relationship is fake spread a few weeks ago (click HERE to read that entire report) along with rumors that Joe ditched his purity ring since hooking up with Greene (click HERE for that article).
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Stop everything!!! Joe Jonas has cut his signature hair!
Yes kittens, the news is so dry today that I am actually trying to make a JoBro’s locks into a breaking story.
Joe Jonas emerged from the gym this weekend wearing a tanktop and less hair. The crooner for the Jonas Brothers is known for his flat-ironed do.
Via Gossip Teen:
“Our favorite Jonas brother, Joe Jonas, was spotted with a brand new shorter haircut while leaving his gym after a hard work out in West Hollywood on Saturday (October 24). Wow, Joe looks great! He has a fantastic body and the new haircut looks super cute. He is definitely the hottest Jonas brother, don’t you think??”
Since my options are limited I will agree that his is the purity ring I would likely find on my nightstand.
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Another day, another drama! My apologies to the tween dominated drama day. Teen-Queen Miley Cyrus can’t seem to make up her mind between current boyfriend Justin Gaston and ex-flame Nick Jonas. The 16 year old “Hannah Montana” star has been dating the 20 year old underwear model for about 8 months now, but is having a hard time staying away from the youngest Jonas Brother.
Per NY Daily News:
“Miley and Nick want to get back together,” our source tells us. “Because they’re working together [on a new video], they’ve been put in close proximity to each other. They’re now spending more and more time together, and they’re constantly on the phone.”
Miley and Nick were photographed together earlier this month having lunch together, but Cyrus later passed it off with the “just friends” excuse. Miley has made no secret of her feelings towards Nick, recently admitting to Ryan Seacrest that the two of them talk all the time, and telling him that they really love eachother and are happy that the two have been able to remain such good friend. Everyone all together now… Aaawww!
The so-called snitch goes on to say that the pair have gone way beyond friendship, claiming their relationship is way beyond platonic.
“Miley was over at the Jonas house recently, and they were smooching. Nick’s parents have this rule that when a girl is over, the door has to be open, but that didn’t stop Nick and Miley from making out.” says the insider. “She doesn’t know how to tell Justin that they’re over, but Nick is being very firm with her. He’s a good, stand-up kind of guy, and is making Miley tell Justin very, very soon. He’s being tough about it.”
Hmmm tough choice here – Underwear model or boybander? My apologies to all the adult readers who are being sucked into the tween drama dominating the gossip vines today!
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