Sienna Miller is Pregnant ?!

Sienna Miller will have to get a pregnant lady bikini to go yachting in Ibiza. New reports state that the princess of ho strollin’ is knocked up.

After hopping off Jude Law’s nanny philandering wagon and wedding band snatchin’ Balthazar Getty, Sienna has been dating Tom Sturridge. The rag states that a source (probably a part timer who works at Boots in Skegness) shared the news that the couple is expecting, but they aren’t getting married.

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Jude Law and Sienna Miller Break Up Again

The pretty couldn’t last.

People Magazine has confirmed that Jude Law and his on-again-off-again girlfriend, Sienna Miller have split.

“It is mutual and amicable and they are still friends. It was an entirely an end-of-the relationship decision. It had run its course.”

Law and Miller were engaged in late 2004, but Miller called off the engagement about a year and a half later when it became known that Law was spreading his fancy with his children’s nanny.

The two reconciled in 2009 following Miller’s affair with the married actor, Balthazar Getty.

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Jude Law Love Child Custody Agreement Details

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It might have taken Jude Law five months to meet his latest offspring but don’t expect to see Law take on the role of ‘doting dad’ anytime soon, as the details of his visitation rights have now emerged – he’ll be seeing his daughter only twice a year. The deal was hashed out when he finally found the time to meet up with brief lover Samantha Burke and his lovechild Sophia in Miami.

Per Stupid Celebrities:

A source tells the newspaper, “Jude will visit his daughter at least twice a year, once around Christmas. His visit (to meet Sophia in February) was fleeting and seemed mainly business-like.”

A bit like Santa, presumably. Law’s child with Burke was conceived while he was filming “Sherlock Holmes” in New York. In addition to his biannually visits, Law is said to have sealed a deal with Burke to provide regular $5000 a month child support, which also includes an agreement not to talk about their fling.

Pretty sad when you turn your first meeting with your child into a business deal.

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Jude Law and Sienna Miller Together Again; Clinics on Red Alert

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It seems Jude Law and Sienna Miller can’t get enough of one another…still…after all these years…and all these baby mamas…and all these married men.

Gross.

The two are both working on Broadway in New York, he in ‘Hamlet’ and she in “After Miss Julie,’ (and me, puking in the Dame’s trash can). Once again, the dynamic duo were spotted at hot spot The Box, drinking, being merry, and slutting it up.

Via The New York Daily News:

“They came in together and got a table with a few friends around 1 a.m.,” the source dished. “At one point, Jude ordered shots for the two of them, and he was egging her on to take one. They were laughing a lot and whispering to each other – it looked like they were genuinely having a good time.”

Naturally, Law’s rep denied the two are romantically linked. This is the same rep that denied he fathered a child with that “actress” who later sold pics of their baby to the tabloids. Definitely a reliable source.

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Sienna Miller: I Didn’t Have Sex with Heath Ledger!

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My new boo’s over at New York Times mistakenly padded Sienna’s boyfriend background. Heath Ledger and Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs were added to the notches in her bedpost in an article titled “What She Really Wants to do is Act.” The “Casanova” starlet was scathing mad after the paper ran with the idea she bedded her co-star. Since then a correction has been ran to appease the offended bed hopper.

Correction: October 17, 2009
“An article on Page 4 this weekend about Sienna Miller misstates the nature of the relationships that she had with Heath Ledger and Sean Combs. She was friends with both of them; she did not have romantic flings with either of them.”

I would like to also note the article drops a few other names like Jude Law, Daniel Craig, James Franco and MARRIED Balthazar Getty on her list of sexual conquests that went un-corrected. She had no problem admitting she made sexy times with a married man, but felt the paper should site correction for an assumption she slept with a friend. WTF??? Sienna should have just titled the article “I Didn’t Diddle My BFF, But I Have Boinked Every Man in the Tri-State Area.”

What’s that old saying? Ho needs to learn to pick her battles? Whatever it is, she needs to reread her “Ways of the Slut” manual. It’s standard issue once you complete Home Wrecking 101.

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Samantha Burke Gives Birth to Jude Law’s Love Child

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The stork is having a rough week. First, Sarah Michelle Gellar gives birth, then Ellen Pompeo, and now Samantha Burke has delivered Jude Law’s love child.

Burke gave birth to a healthy baby girl, Sophia, Tuesday evening after taking time off from photographing herself in a bikini while pregnant. (Click here to see that mess.)

Via People:

“Samantha Burke is overwhelmed with joy at the arrival of her beautiful and healthy baby girl, Sophia,” Burke’s rep, Eileen Koch, tells PEOPLE. “The baby and mom are doing wonderful.”

Law, 36, already has three children with his former wife Sadie Frost. You know, the one he cheated on with the kids nanny? Oh wait, no. He cheated on her with Sienna Miller, then cheated on Sienna Miller with the nanny. Sorry for the confusion.

Burke, 24, lists her profession as model/aspiring actress. Hollywood Dame lists her profession as Fame Hooker.

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Jude Law’s Baby Momma Pregnant Bikini Photos ‘Accidentally’ Hit Net

And by accidentally, I mean on purpose.

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Jude Law’s knocked up one night stand, Samantha Burke, took some photos of herself in a bikini with her cell phone and sent that shiz to TMZ. I believe this is standard practice in the book “Famewhore’s Field Guide to Exploiting Your Famous Spawn.”

I gotta give the girl credit, she can set the timer on her phone and get into her best 5 Dolla Holla pose while wearing heels.

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Jude Law Knocks-Up Mystery Woman-UPDATED

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I don’t know what to make of the man-whore that is Jude Law. Sometimes he is smoking hot and sometimes he looks like the guy I once worked with who cleaned his ears with his car keys. Nonetheless, some women, like Sienna Miller, find him hot. And others, like Sadie Frost, like to make babies with him.

As you recall, Jude and Sadie were married and have three children. Then reports of infidelity brewed and the marriage ended. Not too long after, Jude began banging British sleeping bag Sienna Miller. The two were quite serious before Jude got caught playing naughty with his kids’ nanny.

And now, ironically just before press begins for his new ‘Sherlock Holmes’ film, Jude’s people want the world to know he has gone and knocked-up a mystery woman.

Via Entertainment Weekly:

“Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

Thank you as I wasn’t aware we were looking for any information about him in the first place.

UPDATE:

It seems the good folks at TMZ have uncovered the Baby Mama! Samantha Burke, an actress/model, is carrying Jude Law’s fourth seed.

Via TMZ:

Burke’s attorneys just sent us the following statement:

“Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy.”

Other tabolids are reporting that Law knocked-up the younger sister of his “Sherlock Holmes” co-star Rachel McAdams-Kayleen. However, after the release of the statement above, I am sure we can cross her off the short list.

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Johnny Depp Names a Beach After Heath Ledger

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It’s no secret that sex-on-a-stick, Johnny Depp, has a special place in his heart for Heath Ledger. Depp was one of the 3 actors to finish Heath’s last project, “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.” He, Jude Law and Colin Ferrell each took a role in finishing the film and then donated their paychecks to Matilda Ledger.

Johnny also a special place dedicated to the memory of Heath on his 45-acre private Bahamian island, Little Hall’s Pond Cay. It’s his sanctuary and calm from the media storm that follows Depp.

Via Vanity Fair:

“Little Hall’s Pond has six different beaches–named after Depp’s partner, Vanessa Paradis, and their children, Lily Rose and Jack, as well as his mentors Hunter S. Thompson and Marlon Brando–each with a personality and cove of its own, and one patch of water deemed “Heath’s Place” after the late actor Heath Ledger. There are several small residences, all solar-powered, and transportation consists of a fleet of green golf carts.

“I don’t think I’d ever seen any place so pure and beautiful,” Depp tells Brinkley of the island. “You can feel your pulse rate drop about 20 beats. It’s instant freedom. And that rare beast–simplicity–can be had. And a little morsel of anonymity…. Whenever I was getting frustrated about being ‘novelty boy’ and making movies, I told myself, Calm down. I can come down here and disappear.”

That settles it. I want my own island.

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Sherlock Holmes Gay in Guy Ritchie’s Film

In Guy Ritchie’s upcoming film, super sleuth “Sherlock Holmes” will be portrayed as a gay man. Who knew? The fictional character famous for wearing his deerstalker hat, puffing on a pipe and solving mysteries with his trusted sidekick, will be shown sharing a bed with his very close friend Dr. Watson, in addition to some man-on-man wrestling.

Per Queerstalker:

“We’re two men who happen to be room-mates, wrestle a lot and share a bed. It’s badass.” says Robert Downey Jr. who plays Holmes.

“Guy wanted to make this about the relationship between Watson and Holmes. They’re both mean and complicated.” adds Jude Law, who plays Dr. Watson.

Last week he was ordered to re-shoot his “unrealistic” Sherlock Holmes movie. The 40-year-old ex husband of Madonna was reportedly left fuming after Warner Brothers head honchos told him several scenes didn’t reach their expectations. Ritchie has been forced to call back cast, including Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law to remake five weeks worth of footage.

I’m just wondering where the Sherlock Holmes lifestyle choice is coming from. I’ve read quite a few Sherlock stories and never once have I picked up on anything like this. If this is done right, this could be really interesting and might even be Oscar-worthy! Hope you don’t let us down Ritchie!

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