While Miley was busy showing off her new boob necklace, Justin Bieber was busy pimping his new album. He released the track list for ‘Believe.’ Ludacris, Big Sean, Nicki Minaj and Drake are all featured in several songs all produced by Usher…
Justin Bieber ‘Believe’ Track List + ‘Boyfriend’ Billboard Awards – VIDEO
May 21, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Justin Bieber Breaking Up with Selena Gomez for College ?!
April 20, 2012 By 1 Comment
It’s Friday and by now you are walking around the office staring at a paper with a doodle of kitten doing karate while holding a coffee so you look busy. So, I am going to debunk a Bieber rumor and call it news…
Justin Bieber is going to hit pause on his musical career and go to college according to rumors started by a random site. The media outlet claims to have scored a interview with The Biebs and alleges that he confirmed that he is going to Cornell University this fall…
Justin Bieber Facing Lawsuit Over Twitter Prank
March 28, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Justin Bieber is facing more legal troubles as he, once again, attempted humor and failed. The Biebs Tweeted a phone number that was missing the last digit with the message “call me right now.” Being that most of his fans still watch Sesame Street, they can count to 9. A portion of his 19 million followers started dialing and inserting numbers trying to reach the lesbian faced cherub.
Several people from Texas were left fielding thousands of phone calls from gullible fans all day and night. A lawyer for the Texans has confirmed that his clients will be demanding compensation.
Justin Bieber’s ‘Boyfriend’ – FULL AUDIO, LYRICS
March 26, 2012 By 3 Comments
Raise your juice boxes in elation. Here it is. Justin Bieber’s new song, ‘Boyfriend,’ has finally cometh.
Now, I realize that this makes some of you roll your eyes like the Jesus tat doomed to spend eternity looking up The Biebs’ shorts for a view of his underoos, but for the masses who clutch their pearls and gasp like Oprah just promised to buy you your own island at the mention of JB…here are the lyrics to ‘Boyfriend’ by Justin Bieber. It’s got Toy Story and fondue!
Justin Bieber Bruised and Bloody – PHOTOS
March 19, 2012 By 2 Comments
Someone check on the toddlers of the world, because they might be crying sad tears into their Snack Packs at lunch today. The Biebs was photographed bruised and bloody in a photo shoot for Complex.
Justin Bieber‘s beautiful lesbian cherub face was splattered with blood in an editorial for the magazine and entitled “Second Round KO.” The point is to pimp his new album and I guess there is supposed to be some sort of point to looking like the victim of a hate crime, but the interview is full of Biebery goodness including making fun of rappers, throwing a fit over a jacket and talking about drugs.
Justin Bieber Gets Fisker Karma for His 18th Birthday – VIDEO
March 2, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Because Justin Bieber already has a cash pit he can swim in circa Scrooge McDuck, let’s all watch him get a car worth nearly TWICE the average American’s yearly income just for being born.
Three legged puppies are still begging for Kibble with Sara McLachlan singing in the background and little African children are still looking as hungry as a room full of Karl Lagerfeld’s models, but The Biebs has a new Fisker Karma!
While on Ellen, Bieber’s manager Scooter came out to pat Justin on the head and talk about all the do-gooding he does. He goes on to say that he always puts JB in the naughty corner if he tries to buy something flashy, like say…a farking CADILLAC BATMOBILE or TWO multimillion dollar homes, but wants him to be environmentally friendly and spoiled. So instead of trotting out a Honda Accord or a Ford Focus, Bieber was given a Fisker Karma.
Justin Bieber Meets 6 Year Old Cancer Patient, Mrs.Bieber – VIDEO
February 14, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Justin Bieber spent his pre-Valentine’s Day with a 6 year old little girl who is battling cancer. I’ll save the snark for his next act of Biebagerry.
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The teenage heartthrob visited Avalanna Routh on Monday and dubbed the ecstatic tot “Mrs.Bieber.” He sent a Tweet out to his followers letting them know how inspired he was by Avalanna who got to pretend to marry Justin.
Grammy Award Winners List 2012 and PHOTOS
February 13, 2012 By 1 Comment
Adele returned to the grief stricken Grammy Awards. While Jennifer Hudson sang a simple, yet powerful tribute to the late Whitney Houston, the awards carried on.
The ‘Someone Like You’ singer returned to the stage after enduring several problems with her throat. She appears to be back on her game and even performed ‘Rolling in the Deep’ to a standing ovation. Several celebs congratulated her on her wins which pretty much swept the night.
Halle Berry Wants Out of the US to Avoid Stalker
February 10, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Halle Berry asked the courts to allow her and her young daughter to move to France with her new fiance Oliver Martinez. One reason for the move is due to the “Hollywood Stalker Robert Hoskins” sending her multiple death threats!
Justin Bieber’s Bodyguard Knocks Out Paparazzi – VIDEO
February 7, 2012 By 1 Comment
Only the best for the Justin Bieber, especially when it comes to his bodyguards! The story this time around is that Beebz hired security threatened a knuckle sandwich and ended up delivering a cold cut combo. One member of his staff, a former Israeli soldier, laid the smack-down on an overly aggressive paparazzi at LAX airport. Video of the knockout punch tells all!
