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Need a Lung? Just Ask Justin Bieber… That Biebs. He can do ANYTHING!
Bieber recently caused a spike in Canadian organ donor registrations, simply by retweeting a fan’s personal request to him asking that he help raise the number of donors as she awaits a lung transplant. It all started when 20-year-old Helene Campbell made a personal plea to Justin via Twitter as part of her #beanorgandonor campaign. And Justin responded!
“This young celebrity is gay. His parents didn’t feel that his sexual orientation would enable him to be successful, so they pushed him into marriage early to maintain that wholesome family image and to quash gay rumors. They picked out a star struck young lady for him, and quickly announced their engagement.
Imagine the young girl’s surprise when she found out that her sexy new husband didn’t want to have sexy time with her. They do smile and kiss while posing for PR photos, but then he goes cruising for guys on the internet. He also likes to hit up the gay bars when he’s in LA. You might think that he has the best of both worlds, but he is actually miserable in the fake marriage. For right now, though, he just isn’t strong enough to get out… or come out.”
My Guess: Ambiguously Gay One from the Jonas Brothers. Hot One and Eyebrows will be so disappointed.
Is Taylor Swift taking a break from doodling kittens on her diary to write Mrs. Taylor Efron repeatedly? Isn’t Zac secretly dating Rumer Willis? Do you really care? (I am guessing you do being that you are trolling the web and this is the best we got today because it is Friday.)
Justin Bieber is a dead ringer for Hilary Swank circa ‘Boys Don’t Cry.’ He has been giving Zac Efron a run for his Pretty, Pretty Princess Tiara since he crawled onto the scene and batted his eyelashes. Apparently Beliebers just got the memo and launched into a Twitter tirade about the V magazine photo spread that includes Justin wearing a crown and his earrings, a woven shirt that teases a peek at his hairless and boney chest and a helmet that he must have used to play dress up with but outgrew.
His die-hard fans fired back that just because the shoot was total crap and made him look like an androgynous dress up doll, it doesn’t make him gayer than Elton John’s fanny pack. Beibs’ manger also Tweeted some ‘Chicken Soup for the Soul’ shiz talking about selfishness and negativity. Later, ‘We Love Justin’ trended on the social network. It was an adorable uprising that ended like some after school special. Warm fuzzies ensued.
Polls schmolls. Lindsay Lohan got a new tattoo! Ok, it’s a crap story, but I am still suffering a hangover from the aftermath of my gay best friend’s wedding. Who knew that 6 tequila shooters, 3 dry martinis, 4 Black and Tans and a Sidecar would equal a night debauchery that included getting kicked by a midget after hugging them and shouting, “Dobby! You’re alive!”? Ok, so that was a month ago, but I got a $377 bill from the Psychic Friends Network today that reminded my of the evening. (Side note: Huzzah for New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Vermont, New Hampshire and Iowa.)
I get that Justin Bieber loves him some Jesus, but the ‘Baby’ singer appears to have inked the face of his favorite imaginary friend on his leg.
It may look like Christ is rolling his eyes at this (we all are), but the tat is a depiction of the artwork done by Guido Reni entitled “Ecce Homo.”
Ashton Kutcher has been busy lately, you know, filling Charlie Sheen‘s shoes and occupying the beds of people that are not Demi Moore. So busy, in fact, that his pranking days have taken up a lonely spot on the back burner. His MTV show ‘Punk’d’ may have gone the way of the dinosaurs, but expect a rebirth in 2012. MTV and Kutcher are relaunching Punk’d, only this time there will be an array of celebrity hi-jinking-hosts.
Hosts like Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus!
“Over New Years, this C list actress told her A/B list musician boyfriend that she is pregnant. The pregnancy would probably cause huge headlines and affect each of the star’s careers. Right now the two are debating whether to secretly go ahead with the pregnancy or to terminate it, but either way they want to keep it secret, mostly because of their age.” [Buzzfoto]
My Guess: Justin Bieber is knocking everyone up!
While you were watching ‘Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve,’ Steven Tyler, Alice Cooper and Weird Al were giving fellow restaurant patrons a performance that would make you take off those ridiculous 2012 glasses, put down the giant blue party favors that Ryan Seacrest probably mistook for Smurf peen, tell Justin Bieber to sit down and raise your glass in appreciation.
In a far superior performance that didn’t make you feel like you were watching more than one ball dropping (yes, I mean the butchery of ‘Let It Be,’) Tyler, Cooper and Al sang ‘Come Together’ in some small eatery in Maui. Someone give this video to Dick with the words THIS IS WHAT AWESOME LOOKS LIKE scrawled on it.
Lady Gaga helped bring in the 2012 New Year. It didn’t have quite the same effect it did last year when she was trapped inside Dick Clark’s ball.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
