Kardashians

Barbara Walters Booed for Naming Kardashians “Most Fascinating”

December 2, 2011 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Someone sit Babs down with a nice cup of tea, a shawl and a ‘Law and Order’ marathon because girl needs a rest. Barbara Walters named the Kardashians as one of the ‘Most Fascinating People of 2011.’ An echo of BOO! followed her announcement.

Joy Behar pulled the WTF? card on Walters and she tried to defend her choice by explaining that she choose “positive people” but snubs criminals. This traveling circus of eyeliner clad ponies who don’t serve a purpose beyond sideshow entertainment are “positive” people? The one lesson they have to teach is that the house always gets 15%.

Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant Again. God Help Us.

November 30, 2011 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Gird your loins. Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her second child. Another member of the fancy traveling circus known as the Kardashians will be joining the world of reality tv. I am sure the birthin’ cam is being constructed right now as E! refills the ink in their check writing pen.

Tabloid Roundup

May 11, 2011 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

In Touch – They are sticking with the Kardashians whining about (insert baby, dating, body issue here). This week Kourtney hates her wrinkles (despite only being 32) and we can give Momma Kris Jenner a slow clap for implanting this delusion into her kids at her Botox urging. Khloe is still battling the non-existent bulge and is reportedly opting for lip. Kim is also allegedly getting a butt implant because being able to park an SUV on her rump isn’t good enough.

Hilary Duff’s Wedding, Sandra Bullock Joy/Sadness – Tabloid Roundup

August 18, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

OK! has Hilary Duff’s wedding photo that shows her veneers on high beam. You can also click HERE for more Duff wedding pictures.

People and Life and Style are rolling in on Sandra Bullock. They are two ends with conflicting reports and People says that she is happy and doesn’t care who Jesse James is giving a Nazi salute to, while Life and Style says that Sandy has a massive case of the sads. At least they both have the goods on Jesse James dating Kat Von D. (Click HERE for the details on their date!)

Star sticks with Brangelina and reports that Angelina Jolie is “Bored with Brad” which wouldn’t surprise me if it were true. He doesn’t seem like the type to dress up as her gimp. (Editor’s note: For some reason the mag airbrushed her eyes. In the cover they are brown. Jolie actually has blue eyes.)

In Touch goes with the Kardashians. Why? I don’t know. These people are always “AT WAR,” talking about their ass or at war over who has the nicer ass.

National Enquirer has the most interesting story despite the fact it is probably dripping with craptastic claims. They promise to reveal Julia Robert’s TWISTED DOUBLE LIFE! Drug abuse, cheating and cops all make for this week’s HOLLYWOOD DAME COVER AWARD. (It’s very glamorous. First place nabs some Crest toothpaste samples.)

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Kim Kardashian Pre-Airbrushed Photos

March 25, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Here’s some more pre-photoshopped celebrity fun kids.

Kim Kardashian was featured in an issue of Complex magazine. The site has a gallery of their photographic conquests on their site. A pre-airbrushed photo of Kim was shown on the site. Must have been an accident by an intern or the new guy. They soon discovered the pic and took it down. It was later replaced with the altered image, but not before Animal discovered it.

This one isn’t completely awful. Everyone gets airbrushed including the wicked witch of the B-List, Jessica Alba. You can see that photoshopped glory by clicking HERE. So Kim has thunder thighs, at least she isn’t crapping out 8 kids for 15 minutes of fame. It could always be worse.

Ok, ok, so it’s no secret that I have a guilty pleasure of Kardashian nuttery. It’s like a deliciously ridiculous version of the Brady Bunch. Instead of a Marsha there is Kim and instead of a loveable maid they have my personal favorite…Khloe Kardashian. She might, just might be able to drink me under the table and uses the f-word as a noun, adjective and verb. That and she seems like the type who’d have your back if you ran into your ex with his new ho at a restaurant. I picture it something to the effect of: “What? He’s sitting there with Tiffany? Big deal. WTF kinda stipper name is that anyway. Her name might as well be Candy Pants or Spreads Like Warm Butter. Besides, he’d still be working the night shift at KFC if it weren‘t for you. So sit your jiggly down and quit biting your nails. Now, let’s get some dim sum and mojitos.”

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