Karl Lagerfeld. This is the man who cranks out smart and simple styles for Chanel while telling models that live on Tic Tacs and cigarettes they are too fat. I have learned that if you are going to through judgment around, you better wake up in the morning and piss perfection. Apparently, the Crypt Keeper of little black dresses and tweed hasn’t seen a toothbrush since he rode dinosaurs to school.


























