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Jesse James has two functions in life – opening his whore-hole to say something stupid and humping skanks. The motorcycle jockey has decided to continue on with the verbal diarrhea and once again pulling up his divorce from Sandra Bullock for relevancy…
Kat Von D is still riding the Jesse James is a Big Ole Slut PR train. After we learned that James has the sex drive of Tiger Woods on Viagra and has been screwing anything with lady parts and at least 3 tattoos, Kat shared the details of her engagement, break up, re-engagement and subsequent break up…
Apparently Jesse “Vanilla Gorilla” James cheated on Kat . Insert a patronizing gasp because Kat wants us to feel sorry for her because she opted to scoop up Sandra Bullock’s cheating ex with a swastika fetish. WHAT? Cheating man whore cheated? SHOCK. She detailed the end of her engagement in a blog entry on Facebook. He cheated on Kat with 19 other women according to her account…
Kat Von D’s body is like a skin version of Shutterfly. She has a friend’s face on her thigh, her mom’s mug on her shoulder, her sister’s face on her arm and her ex-husband’s picture on her leg. Now she has Jesse James 5th grade portrait just below her left armpit. We all know how this ends so feel free to shoot some judgmental giggle at this.
In the promos for ‘L.A. Ink’ she gushes on about Jesse James being her true love and not caring what anyone thinks about their looooovvvveeee. Now, they have called off their engagement and this entire season of Ink will be one big mockery of Kat’s belief that her Vanilla Gorilla won’t trip and fall into another trick’s vagina.
Despite having all the qualities Jesse James requires in a woman (lady parts and cooter tattoo), he and Kat Von D are no longer engaged.
Last night Kat announced via her PR team (Twitter) that she and Jesse split just in time for her new season of ‘L.A. Ink.’
Jesse James just can’t stop the verbal diarrhea from pouring from his mouth. While the rest of the world hears the crap hitting the floor, he hears cash dropping.
James made a stop on Nightline to pimp his memoir ‘Dances With Whores: The Vanilla Gorilla Story.’ While there he cried about the fact that Sandra Bullock doesn’t let him within breathing distance of her or Louis.
Jesse James is on a wild media tour this week, talking openly about the details of his split after he cheated on then-wife Sandra Bullock. Only a few excerpts of James’ new book, “King Douchebag” “American Outlaw,” Jesse whines and cries about what a victim he is from the whole ordeal. Yes, seriously. James writes in the book that he first got a call from Bullock’s publicist warning that his mistress, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, had sold the details of their affair to a tabloid, and then shortly came clean to her in his office at West Coast Choppers.
Jesse James will always be known as the guy who cheated on Sandra Bullock but 2011 is set to be a big year for the scumbag. He’s engaged to be married to Kat Von D and now he’s going to be an author. What kind of book is Jesse writing? Jesse will be penning a tell all book. He has inked a deal with Simon & Schuster’s to publish a memoir titled ‘American Outlaw.’
Per PopEater:
“Jesse has made it clear to his publisher that he has a story that has not been told yet,” an insider tells me. “He wants to reveal to America once and for all that you can’t blame one person when a marriage falls apart. It takes two people to make a marriage and two people to destroy one.”
The book will have intimate details of his marriage with Sandra and his relationship and engagement with Kat. I sure hope that in between we get the details of his flings with all those tatted up skanks like Bombshell McGee. Specifics like when it will come out or how much he’s getting paid have not come out yet.
I think Jesse is the scum of the Earth. While the intimate details maybe intrigue me a bit I won’t support this pigs attempt to make money off of his infidelities. I can always go to Barnes and Noble, pull up a comfy chair, and read this douchebags book for free!
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Jesse James will always be know as the scum bag who cheated on Sandra Bullock with a horde of skanks. It was huge news just a year ago – right after last years Golden Globe Awards the news broke that Jesse had an affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. To make matters worse, more and more women came forward saying that they too had relations with the married man! Sandra didn’t stand for his infidelity and divorced him (and has since reportedly moved on with Ryan Reynolds only to deny it at this years Golden Globes). Jesse is apparently well over Sandra now and has moved on, dating Kat Von D since last summer. Well I guess things with him and Kat are more serious than we thought because they just got engaged!
Per People:
“You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs,” James tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said ‘yes.’ Growing old with her is going to be a f—-n’ blast!”
I mean no kidding the world turned their back on you. You turned out to be some cheating, sexual harasser. I can’t believe Kat would accept his proposal. What is she thinking? But then again, maybe Kat’s more Jesse’s type. Remember all the skanks he bagged behind Sandy’s back were all tatted up freaks just like her!
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Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx, most recently linked to the ever-so-classy Kat Von D, is now dating another super sexy star, who happens to be his neighbor – Denise Richards, who’s known to have a thing for the bad-boys!
Per Rolling Stone:
Richards and Sixx, 52, “have been neighbors for years. They have a lot in common and are taking things slowly,” a source close to the pair tells the new Us Weekly.
This past Saturday was Nikki’s birthday. And on Friday night he Tweeted that he had a ‘midnight rendezvous planned with a beautiful maiden.’ The two were also reportedly spotted having breakfast together the morning after at Marmalade Cafe in Calabasas, California.
Ick. The free clinics are now on high alert.
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Watch out, all tatted-up females. Jesse James is back on the market. A little over a month after gushing to anyone withing earshot that he was ‘the one’ for her, Kat Von D has reportedly thrown Jesse back into the pool of std’s and reunited with her ex boyfriend, Nikki Sixx.
Per Life & Style:
“Kat used Jesse to win Nikki back, and it worked,” a pal of Kat’s tells the Scene Queens. “She also was using Jesse for the press.” Kat, coincidentally, is promoting both her new book and TV show and was spotted out with Nikki on Oct. 5 at the House of Blues.
Meanwhile Jesse has moved from L.A. to Austin, TX where ex-wife Sandra Bullock lives. I am guessing Jesse probably dumped her and she had her so-called ‘pal’ get the word out it was the other way around to save face after gushing about how in love she was. I wonder where his trail of slime will leave him to next?
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