Kat Von D Dumps Jesse James, Reunites With Ex Nikki Sixx

Watch out, all tatted-up females. Jesse James is back on the market. A little over a month after gushing to anyone withing earshot that he was ‘the one’ for her, Kat Von D has reportedly thrown Jesse back into the pool of std’s and reunited with her ex boyfriend, Nikki Sixx.

Per Life & Style:

“Kat used Jesse to win Nikki back, and it worked,” a pal of Kat’s tells the Scene Queens. “She also was using Jesse for the press.” Kat, coincidentally, is promoting both her new book and TV show and was spotted out with Nikki on Oct. 5 at the House of Blues.

Meanwhile Jesse has moved from L.A. to Austin, TX where ex-wife Sandra Bullock lives. I am guessing Jesse probably dumped her and she had her so-called ‘pal’ get the word out it was the other way around to save face after gushing about how in love she was. I wonder where his trail of slime will leave him to next?

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Kat Von D Pregnant ?! – Baby Bump Photos

The gossipers over at In Touch (Via Bumpshack) are tapping their fingers manically together as Kat Von D sported a bit of bloat in a skin tight dress during her art debut at Two Worlds of Art Collide last week.

“He inspires me every day to wake up and do my best.” As enthusiastic as Kat was, though, it was her appearance that really raised eyebrows. The 28-year-old sported what appeared to be a baby bump — and that, coupled with her admission that she is in love with Jesse and that he may be “the one” — sparked talk that, just weeks into their relationship, the tattooed pair may be expecting.”

I highly doubt this. I am guessing it is burritos and an unfortunate pose that is to blame for this “bump.” Jesse James looks like he has to undergo a colonoscopy at the end of the red carpet.

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Kat Von D Says She’s ‘In Love’ With Jesse James

Oh for the love of … are you serious?? Does she not KNOW Jesse James and what he’s all about? In a move that is undoubtedly setting her up for future heartache, Kat Von D spoke with People and opened up about her feelings towards James.

“Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don’t hang out with anybody unless I am in love,” Kat told PEOPLE at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood on Thursday.

Asked if she thinks the motorcycle mogul, who accompanied Von D to the gallery opening, is “The One” for her, she answered, “I believe he is, so yeah.”

Kat claims to see a future with Jesse, sharing, that she ‘believes he is” [my] soul mate.’ And despite James only recently finalizing his divorce Sandra Bullock after he admitted to cheating on her, she says the drama in his personal life does not bother her. Kat says she realized she was in love after they found common ground in one another’s “nerdy” sides.

“Was it when we were playing Scrabble? I don’t remember. But it was something like that – when we both realized how nerdy we were.”

James was a bit more coy about their romance, simply replying, “yes” he’s happy and he likes “everything” about Kat. Apparently she has never heard the saying ‘Once a cheater, Always a cheater.’ Good Luck Kat, you’re gonna need it! I’ll go ahead and get my “Jesse James Cheats On Kat Von D” story written up a head of time so all I have to do is fill in the details.

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Jesse James and Kat Von D Dating

Remember when Jesse James blew his marriage by making sexiness with that third place winner in the Kat Von D lookalike contest in which the prize was a forehead tattoo? (Click HERE in case you need a refresher on Jesse James and Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee affair.) Apparently, he is upgrading to the real thing.

Jesse James and Kat Von D were spotted on a date getting all cozy and hand holdy at a restaurant in Vegas this weekend. After making their tattoos dance and indulging in some more uber-tame PDA, they left together. I am sure they were going to discuss the BP oil spill and how it will impact our eco-system. (Not really.)

Via People:

“Settling into a table at Palms Casino Resort’s N9NE, the duo didn’t bother spreading out in the oversized booth, but got cozy by sitting right next to each other. The two shared the restaurant’s signature rock shrimp and classic Caesar salad. They also both enjoyed the filet with a side of asparagus, and drank Fiji water with dinner. Toward the end of the meal, the duo were spotted holding hands.

They continued holding hands as they left dinner and headed to a black Mercedes that James was driving.”

The ink dried on Sandra Bullock and Jesse’s divorce papers in June and James’ lawyer weaved a tale of heartbreak wining about how much agony Vanilla Gorilla was in. Looks like he is back to full ho power.