Fake Pregnancy Birth Plan, Entitlement, Pee Pants : Blind Items

~Well, this certainly has been the most incredible pregnancy ever! Bellies growing and shrinking! Breasts swelling and flattening! Prosthetics flopping and popping!

Frankly, all this trickery is exhausting, and hasn’t been nearly as convincing as she hoped it would be. Therefore, Floppy will be keeping a low profile for the next month. So, she’s not really pregnant, but there will be a baby soon. And Floppy has been very busy behind the scenes shaking that baby money tree! Some money is going out (payments to medical professionals who will swear that they were there for the birth), but much, much more money will be coming in.

She will be making money off of the fake story of the baby’s birth (which will be a C-section for Real Mommy but a “vaginal” delivery for Floppy). And more money off of the baby photos. And the story of how important it is to her that she “breast-feeds” her baby. And the story of how she lost the “baby weight”. And the photos of her “new” body (with no stretch marks!) achieved with grueling workouts and healthy eating. And more stories about how amazingly fast she got back into shape and got back to work. What an incredible woman! Hey, there’s serious money to be made off of this baby, and you can be sure that Floppy will “milk” it for all it’s worth. [Blind Gossip]

My Guess: It’s beyond obvious it’s Beyonce.

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Katy Perry Talks Babies and Boobs In ‘Elle’ – PICS

Katy Perry graces the cover of the new Elle Magazine with style and grace. Inside the magazine she’s talking about her marriage to Russell Brand and babies saying that she wants to settle down at some point and have a home life.

“I think some people will die on the stage, and I’m not so sure I want to do that. Like, I want to have kids! I’m totally fine with saying that. I think some people are scared because they’re worried it’s going to ruin their career, but I want to live a full life.”

She continued saying that having kids was always part of the plan she had for her life, even when she was broke and having cars possessed. Perry also claims she knew Brand was the right man for her the first time she met him.

“Everything clicked really fast. We kind of instantly got past all the surfacey stuff. And ever since then, there hasn’t been a dull moment.”

Also, Katy reveals how she used to hate her boobs when she was younger but has grown to love them.

“When I was a kid… I had enormous boobs that I didn’t know what to do with. I wore minimisers, which are not cute. Those thick-a** straps! I got made fun of for the over-the-shoulder boulder holder. All I wanted was to look like Kate Moss. Little did I know my breast would come in handy someday.”

Click here to read what Miley Cyrus has to say in ‘Marie Claire.’

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Kate Moss Secretly Weds

Break out the bubbly and cocaine ‘cuz Kate Moss went and got herself married!

According to the UK tabloid The Mirror, Moss secretly wed her long-time British beau, Jamie Hence, this summer in Sicily.

“Kate, 36, went barefoot and wore a see-through white gown for the low-key ceremony in Sicily. Only close friends and family saw her tie the knot with rock guitarist Jamie, 40.

A source said: ‘It was quiet – but still very romantic.’”

Nothing says ‘true love’ like a see-through wedding gown and lady-bits display.

The couple has yet to release a statement confirming the nuptials.

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Naomi Campbell And Kate Moss Refuses To Be Photographed With Lady Gaga

It’s a common known fact that the majority of models out there are some of the world’s snootiest people, but who would have thought they would snub their noses to this? The Daily Mail reports that Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss were all set to shoot a spread for “i-D” magazine’s September issue, but were none to pleased to discover that Lady Gaga had also been added to the shooting schedule at the last minute, snubbing the idea dramatically enough that it seemed to have impacted the editor to make some changes.

“Naomi and Kate refused to play second fiddle to Gaga and insisted on having their own retouching done, so they were all shot separately. The issue now has a special pullout so there are technically three covers from three separate shoots.”

Do I detect a hint of jealousy there? I guess they both realized that if Lady Gaga will be with them, their existence will come in danger. It will be interesting to see which cover sells the most issues to see who gets the last laugh.

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HollywoodDame Exclusive Interview – Semi Precious Weapons

Voted “Best Band in New York” by readers of the Village Voice last year, Semi Precious Weapons are a band that’s thrilled to say they got to play all-ages gigs at CBGBs, but wouldn’t necessarily feel out of place at the John Varvatos store (which recently took over the lease from the legendary music club).

The band’s not-so-dirty secret, and the reason why the songs are as accomplished and concise as they are bloody and bombastic, is that all four members are whip-sharp musicians. Singer Justin Tranter, bassist Cole Whittle and drummer Dan Crean met when studying music at school in Boston. Introduced through a producer friend, the foursome joined up for good after they met guitarist Stevy Pyne. “We heard him play and were blown away,” says Justin.

A classic rock obsessive, Whittle encouraged Justin to make SPW more grandiose. “We wanted to make filthy party hits; bring the party back to rock’n’roll and back to New York City.” Whittle says. “The songs Justin had already written were great songs, but they didn’t have super-catchy choruses. I kind of thought, let’s write songs that should be on the radio.” Whittle’s new riffs allowed the band to play as hard as they wanted and the lyrics to be as over-the-top as Justin wanted.

Live, Semi Precious Weapons are in a class of their own. The band is known for their energy filled, circus-like live shows. LA Weekly describes SPW as ‘gun-blazing bitch-rock. Weapons are a hybrid of Bowie-esque stage seduction and Sex Pistols-style insolence.’ Bass player Cole Whittle thrashes about stage with his ultimate fighting moves, while drummer Dan Crean fiercely pummels the drums. “Every time Justin sings I can’t pay my rent but I’m f*****g gorgeous, every face in the crowd lights up,” adds Crean. The band has been engaging fans across the country, recently selling out shows at Canada’s NXNE Music Festival. Not to mention the shows in Paris and London where Kate Moss showed up, and The Guardian newspaper called SPW “the most important band in America.”

Part hedonist and part satirist, Justin’s lyrics are both tongue-in-cheek and a sincere expression of his core philosophy. The sentiment of the aforementioned ‘I can’t pay my rent but I’m f*****g gorgeous’ which he sings at the start of “Semi Precious Weapons” has made such an impact on the band’s followers that they now drown him out at the start of every show. ‘Sometimes I bleed because red is a good color for me,’ he sings in “Rock’N’Roll Never Looked So Beautiful,” a slow-burn epic on the order of “November Rain” or “Champagne Supernova.” “If you decide you look amazing, then you are,” he says. “If you say you’re the most beautiful, you are.” Don’t let the clothes or make-up fool you – Justin is neither goth nor emo (nor a drag queen), just a guy who gets along well with his inner glamazon. “People get so upset that we like ourselves,” he says. “They want bands to talk about how tortured they are, and how much fun they’re not having.”

Justin also fills that role by making jewelry, a business that he only started ‘cause the band needed some merch to sell at early gigs. “My mom’s an engagement ring designer, so when it was time to get a day job at 18, a jewelry store is where I went,” he says. “I knew where I could go in the wholesale fashion district to buy pieces to put stuff together.” His necklaces based on the band’s gun and hearts logo quickly blossomed into Fetty Brooklyn, now a three-tiered line (Fetty, Semi Precious Weapons and Fame) available at Barney’s, Urban Outfitters and Fred Segal, as well as home-base boutique Alter. “We paid for our record with jewelry money,” Justin says. Justin has also branched out into shoes, with a limited edition made for DKNY.

The cool thing about this band is that everybody is themselves,” says Crean. “Justin wears his high heels every day. It’s not a stage performance choice. It’s what makes him feel good when he gets up in the morning.” Says Justin, “A man in heels and make-up is still quite a shock to most of the world. I think it looks fantastic, some people get angry. Which for rock’n’roll is kind of a perfect combination.” And it turns out Justin is willing to admit that Semi Precious Weapons are like everybody else in one respect. “We’re playing rock’n’roll as good as anybody that’s ever played rock’n’roll,” he says. “We just look better doing it.”

Earlier today, I had the chance to talk with Justin from Semi Precious Weapons about how they broke into the music industry, what goals they have lined out for themselves, and the one accomplishment he hopes to make above all others. You can read about that below.

When did you first realize you had an interest in music and what sparked that interest?

Well, I think really it began for us all when we were around 10 to 12 years old. Just hearing bands like Guns and Roses and Red Hot Chili Peppers and wanting to be like them. To be in a rock band. It was exciting

How did you break into the music industry?

We all met back in music school and afterwards we moved to New York as friends and then figured ‘Ya now what, F— it!’ and started a band. We’ve been a band for 4 years and its been a long 4 years. Our record is out today and before that we played in just about every bar across America and now we’re touring with Lady Gaga. We were just playing as many shows as we can and meet as many people as we can and never giving up. We have the type of music that you either love or hate but no matter what you’re talking about it!

How would you describe the sound of your music and what makes you feel that your album is different from other artists in your genre?

Rock and Roll. Some people want to define us as Glam Rock and that’s fine with me. We’re compared to AC/DC, Queen, and David Bowie. We’re just straight up Rock and Roll with filthy and glamorous lyrics. We’re showing people that you can still dance to rock and roll, you can party to rock and roll, and you can have sex to rock and roll.

What are some of your plans for promoting your album besides touring?

I’m very active in Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace. Touring endlessly, playing after-parties, and just making sure people hear us whether they love or hate us.

What are some short term and long term goals you have lined out for yourself? What’s next for you?

Short term is the Monster Ball Tour and have as many G–Damn people buy the album as possible. Long term we want to be the most loved band in the world and the most hated band in the world.

Have you written or created a song that didn’t make the album cut that you wished would have?

I just wrote a new song called “Geniuses Don’t Need To” that is absolutely beautiful. I was shocked at how fantastic it turned out. But I’m not upset that its not on the album.

Do you have any musical pet peeves?

Things that are average. Music should be urgent and exciting. I’m not saying it has to be loud and filthy. It can be soft and sensitive as well. But just not average.
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Besides music, what are your favorite thing to do? What keeps you grounded?

Well for me, I’ve always thought that I was better than everyone else since I was 14 (laughs.) Just reading things about me, being a man who’s in high heels, and seeing where people have wrote that they hope I die or am killed, that pretty much keeps me grounded.

What do you miss most, besides family and friends, while you are out traveling and touring?

That’s a tough question for me because my family and friends are what I miss most when I’m traveling and touring because they inspire me to make music. But I would have to say what I miss most would be my collection of porcelain monkeys.

What is one accomplishment you hope to make above all others in your life and career?

I want to inspire lots and lots of people to love themselves.

What would you say is your favorite song on the album and why?

Oh, I can’t pick just one because I have two! My two favorite songs on the album is “Statues of Ourselves” because of my love for my family and my friends and then “Leave Your Pretty To Me” because it means so much to me. Its so personal and heartbreaking and no one thinks that I can sing like that!

Semi Precious Weapons’ debut full length, “You Love You,” is available today. Grab a copy in stores or digitally, on iTunes and Amazon.com! The nine full-throttle trash-punk anthems of You Love You redefine rock ‘n roll, combining the slick and glossy with the raw and gritty to create a toxic concoction best described as filthy glamor. Those who buy the album from iTunes will also score an exclusive version of “Her Hair is on Fire,” while the Amazon.com version includes a live cut of “Put a Diamond In It” from the band’s intimate performance for The Cherrytree House.

Watch Semi Precious Weapons strip down for The Cherrytree House, premiering today on cherrytreerecords.com. The set features a cover of Patti Smith and Bruce Springsteen’s legendary “Because The Night,” plus acoustic versions of their own “Put A Diamond In It” and “Look At Me.”

Semi Precious Weapons is back on the road with Lady Gaga for the summer North American leg of the Monster Ball Tour (check out tour dates here,) serving double duty as the opening act while hosting and performing at official after-parties throughout the tour! No rest for the wicked, filthy and glamorous.

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Kate Moss and Courtney Love Lesbian Encounter

Of all the things in this world that make your naughty bits want to run and hide…Courtney Love is Empress of Anti-Sexy and her limp imposing powers never stop. After claiming that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale while he was married to Gwen Stefani (click here for that mythical hook up), she is now weaving a tale of lesbian encounter with Kate Moss.

Via Hot Press:

“It’s a great story for the grandchildren so . . . yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the ‘90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it… I feel like such a kiss and tell… Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought Kate’s house in St. John’s Wood (London).”

That isn’t a story you share with children unless you want to give them night terrors followed by seizures and later to be found rocking themselves in corner gently whispering “make it stop!” And ho would most certainly have to be higher than a Care Bear on a coke binge in order to brave Courtney’s beat down terrain. Or at least drunken that Lindsay Lohan on a Tuesday at 8:30 in the morning.

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Lindsay Lohan Threesome for Muse – Photos

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Lindsay Lohan has been equated with Kate Moss. While I get that coke fiends stick together, I don’t see the resemblance…even with her best Sunday weave on.

A photographer for Muse decided to interpret Johnny Depp and Kate Moss’ courtship into a photo spread for Muse magazine. Of course, it was turned into a threesome featuring Sofia Boutella (dancer for Madonna) and Petey Wright (male model).

Photographer Yu Tsai told Page Six: “I was always fascinated by Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, and when I asked Lindsay to do a shoot, she jumped at the chance. It was all about her being sexy, channeling Kate from the ’90s. When I suggested adding another girl, Lindsay invited Sofia.

“The three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity,” Tsai said. “There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.

“When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss — you’re at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl.

“She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused where it comes to her career and fashion is her passion. It’s raw, it’s exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: ‘I want to make this iconic.”

Sorry Lindsay. The floppy boob thing was already done by Janet Jackson. I am sure he really had to twist her arm to get her to agree to add a girl to her sexy times photo shoot. This is one request short of a magical genie granting her 3 wishes. If I wake up tomorrow and every club in L.A. is covered in 3 inches of blow I am going to be going genie hunting.

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Amy Winehouse Stole Cocaine from Kate Moss

Amy Winehouse and her now ex husband are like dueling banjos of blow whores. Blake Fielder-Civil is squealing his Amy stories in effort to anger the crack hive and rob it of it’s crusty alimony bounty. His latest anecdote involves stealing from the Empress of Coke, Kate Moss.

Via Daily Mail:

“Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with. But Amy told me she found two grams of cocaine in there – so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone.”

He continued on with his story about the fact that Kate is also a lush and was too drunk to notice the missing coke. It’s a heartwarming tale that should be made into a Christmas story. It’s like the mother ship was calling her home. Of course when you put a buffet of drugs in front of Amy Winehouse she is going to react like a ho on Oprah’s Favorite Things episode.

Kate Moss Writing a Cook Book

It’s going to be a short book. How many pages can Yoo-hoo, coke and cigarettes take up?

Model and blow-ho extraordinaire, Kate Moss, is writing a cook book. Even better it is rumored to be filled with Jewish recipes. Thanks to the influence of her friend, Stasha Palos, Kate has been inspired to attempt to cook and because she is rich and famous this somehow entitles her to a book deal.

Via the Mirror:

“Kate recently cooked Jamie a slap-up Jewish meal following kosher techniques from Stasha. She loves her easy-to-follow recipes. It’s all she’s been taking about. Stasha is due to release her book this year and Kate has been testing out the recipes. Her friend Davinia Taylor has been helping and Kate is always on the phone to her pals for tips.”

I don’t know…is cocaine kosher?

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Justin Timberlake Is GQ’s Most Stylish Man In American-Photos

Justin Timeberlake has been named GQ Magazine’s most stylish man according to their “10 Most Stylish Men In America.”

According to the magazine, Timberpuss was singled out as the best of the best due to his impact on fashion and willingness to take risks. Yea, jeans and t-shirts are about as risky as one can get. GQ also states that it selected him for his “knack of starting trends” like three-piece suits, hats, skinny ties, and beards. Apparently, no one who works for GQ even hung out at a Weezer concert in the 90’s.

When asked who he looked to as a ‘style icon’, Timberlake stated via Access Hollywood:

Kate Moss is a style icon because she could put a barrel on and it would be some sort of statement.”

He’s right, of course. However, since there aren’t any pockets on a barrel for Moss to hide her coke, I don’t think we will be seeing her make that statement anytime soon.

Justin is GQ’s March cover boy despite the rumors that the cover would be going to “Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson. Although Justin is not far down my list of ‘Hollywood Hotties I Want to Bed’, Sparklepants still holds that coveted number one position. Thanks to GQ’s decision to put Timberlake on the cover, I am back to hiding copies of J-14 under my mattress.

Other stylish men GQ included on their list are rapper T.I. (I personally can’t wait to see how he accessorizes that orange jumpsuit he’ll be sporting soon), and Kanye West, likely for the guts it is taking him to bring back the 1980’s Lionel Richie inspired mullet-look.

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