The SAG Awards fashion cup runneth over with dreadful fashion and faux pas. Katie Holmes clearly was cold and the entire time she was up at the podium. I am surprised that after she announced the award for the Best Actor category, Sean Penn didn’t add: “And I would like to thank Katie Holmes’ nipples for pointing the way to the stage…” to his speech.

Meanwhile the entire cast of “Desperate Housewives” won my nod for worst dressed. However, the worst of the worst was Terri Hatcher ripped down some curtains from my Aunt Boopy’s house and held the mess together with belt.

I thought these people had money? Seriously…I don’t care who you are. Nipples are are never a classy accessory. And Teri just looks frumpy.

What Others Said:

Dlisted - “Stepford Katie once again tried to do her best Posh impersonation and failed miserably. She looks more like my friend Armando trying to dress as Posh for Halloween using shit he bought at TJ Maxx.”