Katie Holmes Gets Naked – PHOTOS

Katie Holmes stripped it all down for H. Stern’s ad campaign wearing… well, nothing. Who knew she had the sexy biatch gene? Katie models some of the spectacular pieces from her third H. Stern ad campaign wearing little more than black undergarments, and less in some shots. The jewelry is clearly meant to be the star in these ads but Katie certainly does look gorgeous!

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Katie Holmes Buys Suri Cruise Penis Shaped Gummies – PHOTOS

Well, this looks awkward… and very funny! Katie Holmes’ 4 year old daughter (keep that age in mind!) Suri Cruise grabbed some fruity flavored provocative X-rated gummie treats while out for a midnight snack in NYC on Tuesday – a box of ‘Penis Gummies’. Of all the sweets in all the world, she had to choose these?? Don’t let Daddy see them, darling… he’ll be jealous.

Per Daily Mail:

The box features cartoon like drawings of male genitalia, and unsurprisingly Suri seemed somewhat captivated by the brightly colored packaging which contained penis-shaped jelly sweets.

Well, you can’t blame her curiosity, can you? Katie was reportedly so engrossed in her conversation with friends that she was totally oblivious of what had drawn her young daughters attention. It’s safe to say that Katie won’t be running away with the ‘Mother of the Year’ aware between this and not having any interest in weaning the kid off a pacifier or a bottle. Is this a passive aggressive way to make Tom’s head explode? I bet that marriage is a whole lotta fun from the inside.

Click here to see pics of Eminem’s daughter, who is growing up fast!

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Boycotting The Oscars

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are NOT going to the Oscars! Apparently, they are very angry with one of the hosts of this year’s show, Anne Hathaway, for her awesome impersonation of Katie on ‘Saturday Night Live‘ last month!

Per Huffington Post:

Hathaway, this year’s Oscars co-host with James Franco, spoofed Holmes in a November episode of ‘Saturday Night Live,’ playing a gaspy, “complex,” and confused version of the former ‘Dawson’s Creek’ star. Apparently, it was either so insulting — or so spot on — that Holmes and Cruise are enraged enough to boycott the show, unwilling to run into Hathaway. The Daily Mail quotes a source saying that Holmes and Cruise felt betrayed by the nationally televised impression, given what they considered a solid friendship with the ‘Love and Other Drugs’ star. When Hathaway broke up with boyfriend Raffaello Follieri in 2008, Cruise and Holmes took Hathaway to a Tina Turner concert, the ultimate salve.

“Katie feels they were really supportive at a difficult time so she feels let down that Anne took to national TV to make fun of her,” the source told the paper.

Did you see the skit? Anne nailed it!

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Katie Holmes Being Forced To Have Baby

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Katie Holmes is spending increasingly more time at the Scientology center reportedly undergoing Scientology ‘auditing,’ sparking rumors that she’s ‘being prepared’ for her second baby with nut-job husband Tom Cruise, this according to Star Magazine.

Per Celebitchy:

Star gives us some clues about the story on the cover. Katie is apparently going to be getting pregnant for the second time “against her will”… Star’s headlines continue: Katie’s “prenatal Scientology sessions” and “agonizing detox” and “Tom tightens the leash”.

The gossip rag continues on to say that Katie spent four hours at the Hollywood Scientology Centre last week, and might be doing this because she’s getting “prepped” to have another child, with sources swearing that Holmes followed the exact same course of action right before getting pregnant with daughter Suri. According to a website run by the Church of Scientology, followers believe the “health and the sanity of the child begin long before birth.” Scientology auditing is used to restore self confidence, happiness and spiritual freedom and involves answering questions or following directions with the aim of being freed from unwanted barriers that inhibit natural ability.

Good luck to her..I honestly believe Tom is incapable of producing children. 4 hours you say? How long does in “in vitro” implant procedure take? About 4 hours start to finish? Hmmm. How nice for them, though. I’d like to send a gift… Do they sell tin foil hats at Babies-R-Us?