‘No More Kardashian’ Petition

Kim Kardashian’s divorce has caused viewer backlash in the form of an online petition which aims to remove the family’s series from E! After disrespecting the sanctity of marriage in what felt like an elaborate wedding hoax, ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ viewers react! Kardashian critics are getting organized with the creation of an online petition to remove the entire Kardashian crew from the E! Entertainment network.

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Kim Kardashian Spends the Weekend with Kris Humphries

Can this whole Kim Kardashian divorce thing get any more ridiculous? The answer, of course, is hell yes! It was just a week today that Kim filed for divorce after 72 days of marriage to Kris Humphries. The news came with a lot of negative press surrounding the validity of her relationship and marriage. Some sources were saying that her entire relationship with Kris was fabricated for her reality show ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians.’ People were also outraged by how much money she allegedly pocketed from her fairytale wedding special that aired on E.

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Kim Kardashian is Pregnant and DRINKING?! – PHOTOS

There is little “proof” to this headline as it comes from a source who is swearing on a stack of OK! magazines, a 12 pack of Miller Light and $50 that Kim Kardashian is pregnant.

The news of her engagement (click HERE for photos of the 20 carat ring) and this baby rumor comes just in time for the next season of ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians.’

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Khloe Kardashian Red Hair-PHOTOS

Towering over her sisters at last night’s “People’s Choice Awards,” like the Bumble over Rudolph and Herbie, Khloe Kardashian debuted a new head of red hair. And yes kittens, I am bringing this to you as news.

Via US Weekly:

“I am on my way to red,” Khloe, 26, explained to reporters of her strawberry blonde hue, adding that the color transformation isn’t quite finished.

“I am doing some more red tomorrow. I am in the process.”

Kardashian is now battling Rojo Caliente as my favorite redhead in the (sort of) business.

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Kourtney Kardashian’s REAL Baby Daddy

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It was is the most non-surprising surprise of the year, some icky tool is claiming to be the real father of Kourtney Kardashian’s baby, Mason Dash Disick.

If you aren’t a fan of their ho strollin’ show, Kourtney has been dating this greasy looking creature named Scott who constantly dips his dangler in the skank pool when Kourt isn’t looking. They broke up and she went to Miami to film a spinoff of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” During her stint as a single lady, she made out with a chick and hooked up with some man-nasties. One of which is Premo Stallone. The biggest tool of them all, real name Michael Girgenti, is now claiming that he could be the biological father of Mason.

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“A close friend of the Kardashian sisters confirmed they’d been intimate, saying: “Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He’s definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby.”

Though a rep for Kourtney insists Scott’s the dad, when Star asked Michael if there’s a possibility he fathered the baby, he replied: “You could say that, yeah.”

So what did we learn here kittens? Always double bag it when you are slumming it and Kourtney Kardashian has no standards.

Kourtney Kardashian Considered Abortion

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Recently impregnated Kourtney Kardashian talked to People magazine about her thoughts of abortion after discovering she was pregnant. The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” oldest sibling revealed that she seriously considered not having her baby.

“I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I wasn’t thinking about adoption. I do think every woman should have the right to do what they want, but I don’t think it’s talked through enough. I can’t even tell you how many people just say, ‘Oh, get an abortion.’ Like it’s not a big deal.”

After revealing the baby daddy was Scott Disick, some greasy looking 26 year old, she admitted that her research on the internet stopped her from having the abortion.

“I looked online, and I was sitting on bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion,” she recalls. “I was reading these things of how many people are traumatized by it afterwards. And it just hit me. I got so excited, and when I told Scott he was so excited. But I think if I had said I’m not going to keep it, I really think he would have pushed me into keeping it.”

Not to spark a debate on the abortion issue, but is it just me or does it sound like she talking about a puppy and not a baby? Perhaps her rep told her to talk about adoption and she confused and distracted by a sample sale flyer.

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Kardashians Caught with Cocaine

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So there is a Kardashian sized press storm brewing just in time for the season “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” opener. Kourtney Kardashian announced yesterday that she was pregnant and didn’t mention who the baby daddy was and only said “You’ll have to watch and see.” Translation it’s not Jude Law’s illegitimate baby, but that incredibly icky on again/off again boyfriend of hers. What’s his name…Steve? Scott?, whatever his name is (sorry kittens, I don’t care enough to hunt that down) and Kourtney were photographed together a few days ago shopping and running errands with Kris Jenner.

At any rate, if you didn’t realize just how dumb these hos are, here is a little diddy about Kim and Khloe Kardashian and their cocaine scandal.

Via PR-Inside:

“The reality TV star insists the scandal is not what it seems – she found a vial of cocaine in her store’s changing room and decided to put it in her bag for safe keeping, then she forgot all about it until she was confronted by her sisters.

The cocaine controversy features as a plotline on an upcoming episode of Kardashian’s new reality TV show Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

“My employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and it (vial) fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, ‘I’ll dispose of this in a second,’ and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it.

Nothing registered until after the fact. Now, talking about it, I’m like, ‘OK, that would be really bad if I got (charged) with drug possession.’ But I don’t do drugs. I don’t have drugs in my purse. I’m not someone who needs to do drugs… I’m too energetic and crazy as it is. I wouldn’t want to see me on drugs.”

I retract anything nice I have ever said about these people. They are all kinds of stupid.

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Kim Kardashian, Please Think Before You Speak

I am a fan of the “Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s.” Yes, I said it. I love how deliciously crazy this family is. (Of course Kim Kardashian is just the nutty sister with a sex tape.) I am team Khloe. I love that bitch.

Anyway…Momma Kardashian is going to have to bust our her magic Prada wand and do some PR magic. After Us Weekly did a small snippet on the addition of plus size clothing to clothing megastore Forever 21, Kim lost her shiz and went all Kanye West on us. She took to her blog and unleashed her insecurity.

Per Kim Kardashian’s Blog:

I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.

I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.

For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.

At least she didn’t put the caps lock on and dub it Benjamin Buttons shiz while calling people squid brains. However, most people will simply take away 2 things from this….

1. Full figured woman offend Kim.
2. Khloe is the real star of their show.

Commenters on her blog have already started to fire back.

One particular commenter wrote:

Your comments made you sound incredibly shallow and superficial. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being plus sized or 2XL! I am not + sized myself, but that was incredible insensitive of you to say. Had you been wiser, that wouldn’t have bothered you.

I can’t believe that you really took time out of your day to scan and post this article. Next time you read things, make sure you’re fully understanding it. I feel badly because not only did you hurt my feelings, but many of your fans’ feelings.

Most are voicing the same thoughts others are less kind with their words. What do you think?

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