Crystal Harris packed up her silicon valley and gave her weave a toss as she left Hugh Hefner just days before their wedding. What’s that you say? Gurl just stormed out on a prime crotch-into-cash opportunity? Yes. Yes, she did.
Rumors are running rampant as to the reason she ran. (My inner Geraldo is taking over.) Radar is reporting that Crystal got tired of looking at old man banana hammock and dumped her 85 year old piece for Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw. They seen “getting cozy” at the Chateau Marmont back in March so it seems that Harris has been diddling McGraw while she was engaged to Hef. Enter her manager for damage control. Michael Blakey says that the Jordan/Crystal relationship is as real as the all the boobs bouncing around the mansion.


























