Lindsay Lohan Throws Cigarettes at London Waitresses

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Wherever Lindsay Lohan goes, its a safe bet to say that drama seems to follow. Lindsay, who is in London following her BRITs afterparty event, danced the night away at a nightclub and it sounds as if she might have been having a little too much fun, dancing on the sofas and hurling cigarettes at the waitresses.

Per Mirror.co.uk:

“She was so caught up in it all she forgot to go to the gifting suite to collect her hundreds of pounds worth of goodies.”

Apparently, that one night of partying wasn’t enough for Lindsay who went out again the night after, staying out until 4:30am before she got back to her hotel when she noticed she was locked out. Lindsay, never one to let the opportunity for drama to pass her by, and her friends were seen banging loudly on the door to hotel until security finally let them in.

And Linds was back on form again on Wednesday night where she held court with pals at trendy Mahiki club. We’re told: “She treated her pals to a table full of champers and £100 a pop treasure chests. The guys and gals alike were queuing up to meet her.” But she partied so late that she got locked out of her hotel at 4.30am, and had to bang on the door for the concierge.

I guess money really can’t buy class. In Lohan’s case it’s more like hand-jobs can’t buy class.

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Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley Split – UPDATE

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The short bus version of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz has officially split according to US Weekly. Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have been rumored to be on the verge of divorce for over a year. There are several stories of their impending divorce. One is that Avril is one of those drunken hoes at a bar who keeps doing the karaoke version of “I’m Like a Bird” and vomits on your shoes and thus Deryck is tired of babysitting and kicking her to the curb. The current story is that Avril has kicked him out of their Bel Air abode and Deryck is “crushed.”

“She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on,” a source tells the new Us Weekly, adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,00-square-foot estate in L.A.’s Bel Air. “Divorce papers will be filed any day now.”

I know, I know…thousands of tweens clutching their little pink skull and cross bones top and wearing ripped tights are about to cry angst filled tears. However, don’t feel too bad. This will free her up to continue her onslaught of auritorical rape that she calls music.

UPDATE- Avril Lavigne confirmed she and her husband, Deryck Whibley are separating. She made the annoucement via her blog.

“Deryck and I have been together for six and a half years,” she wrote. “We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21. I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship. I admire Deryck and have a great amount of respect for him. He is the most amazing person I know, and I love him with all my heart. Deryck and I are separating and moving forward on a positive note.”

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Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz Combat Divorce Rumors – Photos

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Yesterday Star Magazine ran with a story that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were getting a divorce and Ash had kicked cheaty Pete out of the house. (Click here to read that entire article.) After the story hit photos of the Wentz/Simpson clan surfaced.

Ashlee, Pete and Bronx all hit the park to play. The family smiled and seemed to be enjoying themselves except for a few pics of Pete. I would like to point out that yesterday I found Star’s story vague and hard to believe, today I find it even more oozing of crap. Perhaps I am being fooled by a display of unity or maybe I have watched too many back episodes of Captian Kangaroo this morning. What? Don’t even pretend you didn’t love that shiz.

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Brad Pitt Leaving Angelina Jolie to Return to Jennifer Aniston?

Drunk-Dialing is always amusing, isn’t it? According to reports, Jennifer Aniston has been a victim of such! Ex-husband Brad Pitt has apparently been making late night drunken phone calls to her in an attempt to apologize for his role in their divorce, and about his miserable relationship with Angelina Jolie who he has 6 children with.

Per Trans World News:

“She was initially taken aback – especially as he sounded drunk and sorry for himself. He told her he misses her and that he’s sorry for any hurt caused. Jen being Jen immediately told him she’d never held a grudge against him and would welcome them being friends again, so long as she doesn’t have to be friends with Angelina. He agreed.” claims a source. “Before the call, Brad hardly ever spoke to Jen and the relationship was strained. But this phone conversation broke the ice and opened the lines of communication once more.”

This comes to light after recent rumors of the pair secretly dating again behind Jolie’s back. He reportedly has been seeing Jennifer for quite some time now. It’s either all nonsense, or signs of a man in distress. Jolie is said to be looking terrible on her latest movie set, meaning that she is most likely miserable and heartbroken…. or exhausted from managing a career and 6 children on top of these rumors circulating. Pitt has been said to be on edge with his relationship with Jolie, close to the breaking point over her controlling ways. In the meantime, Jennifer Aniston has welcomed the contact with Brad.

Also making rounds in the Jolie-Pitt-Aniston rumor mill is talk that the “Changeling” actress has thrown Pitt out of the home they share together after learning of his renewed friendship. Jolie supposedly is said to have had Brad’s belongings taken to a nearby hotel, where she had booked a suite in his name.

Per RTE:

“Angie went mad and told Brad not to bother coming back,” an insider tells Now magazine. “She told him he’d humiliated her for the last time and that if he wanted to go back to his boring shallow life with Jen, that was fine by her.”

Pitt & Aniston married in 2000 and then divorced in 2005. Whether or not there is any truth to these rumors remain to be seen – But I’m still Team Aniston! Any wagers on whether or not Jolie & Pitt show up arm in arm for Cannes?

Samantha Ronson Kicks Out Lindsay Lohan – Photos

Is Lindsay Lohan officially out on her tush? Looks like it! After another one of their nuclear fights last Thursday night at Chateau Marmont where police were called to break up the argument, Samantha Ronson had the locks at her home changed on Friday and Lindsay barred from a private party for her sister Charlotte later that night.

The doorman at the party were apparently under strict instructions by the Ronson family to not let Lindsay in under any circumstances, and they went to great lengths to make sure that happened. Lindsay did indeed show up to the party, but only to be restrained from entering by 5 security guards. Onlookers say that she threw a big hissy fit when she was denied entry.

Via TMZ and NZHerald:

“On Saturday, paps spot a locksmith at Sam’s apartment, changing the locks on the front door.”

“Lindsay was shouting, ‘But you’ve all known me for so long’ to the staff. She was furious and caused a big scene.” says an onlooker. “Everyone at the party was gossiping about the ban. It was hugely humiliating.”

Despite the drama, Sam kept busy with her music as their mom Ann Dexter-Jones snapped photos and brother Mark helped provide the tunes. Sources say that Samantha is not returning any of Lindsays phone calls and its leaving her heartbroken. Lindsay last week had assured reporters that she and Ronson had not broken up. Perhaps someone forgot to tell her?

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Hayden Panettiere to Kill Off Milo Ventimiglia

Hayden Panettiere is a straight up panty pirate. She is also a huge pain in the perky tush if you believe the stories floating around. Hayden is trying to get her ex killed off on tv because she doesn’t want to share a set.

I reported on Monday how she is quickly morphing into Lindsay Lohan and shoved a reporter while bitching about the press ruining her life. (See that torrid tale by clicking HERE.) Now she is digging her claws into ex boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia. The 19 year old is throwing tantrums trying to get Milo off the show they both star in, “Heroes.”

Via OK! Magazine:

“She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him,” the pal tells OK!. “She is making it difficult for everyone involved.”

Hayden reportedly broke things off with Peter Petrelli (Heroes reference) so I am not sure why she is being a bitter little hag. Rumor states that she wanted to be single and nail a circus tent full of hood rats. Ok, so I added the hood-rat bit, but you know she isn’t a very stealth cheater. So what did he do to anger this beast? She was all over Jesse McCartney before she had broken things off with Milo according to the story.

I am guessing he went to Chuck E. Cheese without her.

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