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The Kardashians Show Skin to Pimp Their Show

Really? People still watch this nuttery?

Another season of ‘Keep Up with the Kardashians’ is upon us. You know what that means? It means we will be forced to see the Kardashians all over D-List TV shows trying to promote their own importance.

Nonetheless, leave it to good ole’ Kim to start the pimping bandwagon via her own website. After viewing the new E! promo pick for the show, here’s what Kimmy-poo had to say:

Via PopEater:

“I’m loving the promo poster for season 4 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!! So sexy and glam! I can’t wait for the new season to start… I know you guys are going to love it!”

The pic features Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe in lingerie. Yes, the VERY pregnant Kourtney in a teddy. Because that screams sexy and glam. (I am sorry, but the idea of babies and seduction don’t go together. No baby wants a mushroom bruise.) Kim then goes on to comment on a spread she, her sisters, and her mother, Kris Jenner, did for People Magazine. The article, which shows the women supposedly topless in a pool, supposedly focuses on beauty tricks mom Kris taught her daughters.

“My mom is my ultimate style and beauty icon! She has taught Kourt, Khloe and I so much over the years and we sat down with People Magazine to talk about all the beauty tips and tricks my mom has passed on to us! I love this photo of us!!”

It looks more like Mom taught you how to pose topless in good lighting.

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Images Via: Kimmy’s Site

Kim Kardashian, Please Think Before You Speak

I am a fan of the “Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s.” Yes, I said it. I love how deliciously crazy this family is. (Of course Kim Kardashian is just the nutty sister with a sex tape.) I am team Khloe. I love that bitch.

Anyway…Momma Kardashian is going to have to bust our her magic Prada wand and do some PR magic. After Us Weekly did a small snippet on the addition of plus size clothing to clothing megastore Forever 21, Kim lost her shiz and went all Kanye West on us. She took to her blog and unleashed her insecurity.

Per Kim Kardashian’s Blog:

I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.

I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.

For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.

At least she didn’t put the caps lock on and dub it Benjamin Buttons shiz while calling people squid brains. However, most people will simply take away 2 things from this….

1. Full figured woman offend Kim.
2. Khloe is the real star of their show.

Commenters on her blog have already started to fire back.

One particular commenter wrote:

Your comments made you sound incredibly shallow and superficial. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being plus sized or 2XL! I am not + sized myself, but that was incredible insensitive of you to say. Had you been wiser, that wouldn’t have bothered you.

I can’t believe that you really took time out of your day to scan and post this article. Next time you read things, make sure you’re fully understanding it. I feel badly because not only did you hurt my feelings, but many of your fans’ feelings.

Most are voicing the same thoughts others are less kind with their words. What do you think?

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