Lindsay Lohan and the Gotti Movie

I was waiting with cups of coffee in the unemployment line for Lindsay Lohan after Marc Fiore hit the backspace button on her being a part of the Gotti film. (Not really, but I thought about it.)

Lindsay must have missed the memo her last film was in 2010 and the one before that went straight to the Target bargain bin. Her “management team” diva-ed out and started making “various demands that got out of control.” I am guessing it was the Olympic sized pool filled with vodka that was too much. Marc threw shade, crossed his arms and told TMZ, “I will only ride a merry-go-round with my kids. Maybe if Lindsay calls me up, we can talk about it.” Close that with a hair flip and that is exactly what happened. (Probably.)

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Kim Kardashian’s Song “Jam”-LISTEN TO IT HERE

Apparently, a sex tape and a reality show qualifies you as a singer. And here we have the new single by none other than Kim Kardashian.

Though I had anticipated the song to be titled “Ass,” my suggestion was passed over for the more poignantly titled, “Jam.”

According to the lyrics, Kim’s gonna work like she’s paying her bills. Having seen her sex tape, one can only assume what they may consist of.

Kardashian stopped by the Ryan Seacrest show to pimp the song today.

Via Ryan Seacrest:

“…my good friend Ciara was like ‘The-Dream wants your number’ and i was like ‘Please, I’m sure he does’ and she said ‘no seriously he really wants to do a song with you’.” Adding, “[The-Dream said] let’s just have fun. Let’s donate the proceeds, let’s just have fun with it don’t take yourself seriously, try something you’ve never done before.”

To her credit, Kim is donating all proceeds from the song to St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital. Even a cold hearted skank like myself can get behind her ass for that.

CLICK HERE to see who’s already dancing her assets off!

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Prince Kicks Kim Kardashian Off Stage – VIDEO

In the Top Ten Things That Amuses Me, Prince and his slightly creepy but diva attitude of Mariah Carey, Celine Dion and Kayne West rolled into is perched at #1 today.

Kim Kardashian wobbled up on stage wearing Cleopatra’s ho strollin’ gear as Prince worked the stage in a gold lame suit from Barbie’s disco collection. Fierce commanded her to dance and she stood around like she was trying to figure out what 7+6 is but her Spanx were too tight and cutting off blood flow to her brain. When Prince demands you dance…you dance. He doesn’t care if you are a one-legged midget with fibromyalgia. You start busting out something with a wiggle. He then kicked her off the stage and Kris Jenner hung her head in shame in this wasted fame whorin’ opportunity.

Because Prince is a gracious and forgiving queen, he let her come up a second time to try and redeem herself.

Kourtney Kardashian’s Boyfriend Scott Disick ‘In Love’ With Sister Kim Kardashian

We’ve heard of sisters sharing, but this is just too much. If you pick up the latest In Touch magazine, you’ll noticed the new family triangle scandal to hit hollywood. Supposedly Scott Disick, who is Kourtney Kardashians baby daddy, is ‘in love’ with her sister Kim Kardashian.

Per Hollywood Life:

“When Kim bends over or is wearing something revealing, Scott will … comment that she has the ‘best ass.’” And while Kourtney laughs along awkwardly, the source claims she’s broken up inside.

And Kourtney isn’t the only who’s reportedly upset by Scott’s advances. “Kris [Jenner] can’t stand it,” the source says. “She keeps telling him not to do that to [Kourtney.]”

Both Kim and Scott have laughed off the tabloid story, taking to their Twitter pages to poke fun at the rumors.

Per Us:

“OMG Scott,” Kim, 30, tweeted jokingly. “I had no idea u felt this way. Kourtney, we need to talk!”

Retorted Disick: “I had to confess, I couldn’t take it anymore!”

I bet it’s nothing more than another pathetic attempt at trying to keep themselves relevant. We all know Scott is only in love with himself.

Click here to see which actress is dying to be a mom.

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Kim Kardasian W Magazine Cover Shots-SEE THEM HERE

In case you were busy watching something ‘educational’ last night, you missed a very powerful and particularly moving episode of ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York’.

In case you’re too nauseous to view the above clip, Kim Kardashian has a mini-meltdown after seeing her, um, spread for the October 2010 magazine W.

Via Popeater:

“Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy…I’m so mad right now! She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen.”

Kim even went so far as to refer to the pics as, “Full f*cking porn!” Apparently, she’s unfamiliar with her own sex tape.

CLICK HERE for a blast from the past!

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Kim Kardashian Nude, Silver Paint W Magazine – PICS

Kim Kardashian has her own sex tape, posed in Playboy and famewhores at every given opportunity. So naturally Kim did a magazine spread wearing only silver paint and subsequently cried after seeing the results.

Kardashian was nude in most of the spread done for W Magazine. She was under the impression the spread would be more “art” than nude celeb and got a case of ‘you tricked me into taking my clothes off!’ On the latest episode of ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York’ she whined over the nearly naked spread.

“Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen.”

Before you pro-Kim mongers get out your shanks and hunt down those editors that pinky promised Kim a nipple free shoot, she is now “glad” she did them.

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Gabriel Aubry Files for Joint Custody of Nahla After Halle Berry Goes Crazy

One of those pesky source types that will sell out their celeb pals for a bag of Funyuns and a coupon for a free blizzard at Dairy Queen is weaving a tale of Halle Berry’s bitchery.

The Team Hot Male Model source says that Halle Berry screams at Gabriel Aubry and tries to control his life. He showed up to a Lakers game with Kim Kardashian and Halle reportedly lost her shiz on him. After a string of other public dates including one with a model in her early 20’s the Oscar winning actress called him to unload her wrath.

Via Radar:

“Halle was absolutely furious and had a complete melt-down. She basically gave him an ultimatum — to choose between dating other women and carrying on being on her good side. She was particularly angry that he had been so public, even going to a Lakers game one time, and she totally berated him, basically telling him that if he has to date, just date a nobody waitress that nobody will care about.”

The source says that Halle is in constant contact with Gabriel for matters that don’t even involve their daughter, Nahla.

“Basically whenever Gabriel doesn’t do exactly what Halle tells him to do, or if he does something she doesn’t approve of or like, she goes crazy on him, screaming and shouting. Contrary to public perception Halle has a particularly nasty temper, and she can be really controlling and vindictive. I’ve been with him when he’s gotten these insane calls from Halle — with her screaming at him and going crazy, when the poor guy hasn’t done anything!”

Aubrey filed for joint custody of Nahla on December 30th to ensure that no matter what Halle does, he will at least have visitation rights to their daughter. The source insists the petition has no intent to be vindictive to Berry or try and take Nahla away, but simply protect his relationship with her.

Halle has been swinging from Olivier Martinez since last summer and the source claims that Halle defender her high profile relationship by describing it as “just business.” (Click HERE for photos of Halle and Olivier…) To keep tabs on Gabriel she allegedly hired a Private Investigator to tail him.

“Gabriel told me that he believes Halle is having him tailed by a private investigator, and trust me, he’s not just some paranoid dude with a wild imagination. He said he’s noticed a car following him a few times now and that he’s just got this weird feeling that he can’t shake of being watched.”

The story paints Gabriel as a Saint to the point of that it makes me wonder if this source wasn’t someone named Shabriel Shmaubry.

Hollywood Dame’s Link Worthy

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People’s Choice Awards Winners 2011 – PHOTOS

Last night Queen Latifah was in charge of the celebrity back patting known as the People’s Choice Awards. Of course Twilight won most of the awards at that mess. Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson all attended the show and sat in the front row so that Latifah could verbally accost them in an awkward moment that went on too long. (See video below)

As for the fashion…this event is pretty much a minor step up from the MTV Movie Awards when it comes to the red carpet. Pink tones were a favorite along with glittery and eye catching metallics. Natalie Portman, who recently announced she is pregnant and engaged (click HERE for more details on that…) showed up in a blue frilly sack. I get that glam and maternity don’t usually go hand in hand but this was incredibly boring.

Peoples Choice Award Winners Full List 2011

Winners (Televised)
Favorite Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Favorite Drama Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Favorite On Screen Team: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Favorite Comedy Movie: Grown Ups
Favorite Comedic Star: Adam Sandler
Favorite Movie Actor: Johnny Depp
Favorite Movie Actress: Kristen Stewart
Favorite Movie Star Under 25: Zac Efron
Favorite TV Drama: House
Favorite TV Comedy: Glee
Favorite TV Comedy Actor: Neil Patrick Harris
Favorite TV Comedy Actress: Jane Lynch
Favorite TV Drama Actress: Lisa Edelstein
Favorite Talk Show Host: Conan O’Brien
Favorite TV Guilty Pleasure: Keeping Up With the Kardashians
Favorite New TV Drama: Hawaii Five-0
Favorite New TV Comedy: $#*! My Dad Says
Favorite Female Artist: Katy Perry
Favorite Online Sensation: Katy Perry
Favorite Breakout Artist: Selena Gomez & the Scene
Favorite Country Artist: Taylor Swift
Favorite Viral Video Star Winner: “Single Ladies” Devastation, The Whittaker Family

Winners (Untelevised)
Favorite Action Movie: Iron Man 2
Favorite Family Movie: Toy Story 3
Favorite Horror Movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Favorite Action Star: Jackie Chan
Favorite Competition Show: American Idol
Favorite TV Crime Drama: Lie to Me
Favorite TV Crime Fighter: Tim Roth, Lie to Me
Favorite TV Drama Actor: Hugh Laurie, House
Favorite TV Doctor: Gregory House, Hugh Laurie
Favorite TV Family: The Simpsons, The Simpsons
Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy Show: Fringe
Favorite TV Obsession: Dexter
Favorite TV Guest Star: Demi Lovato, Grey’s Anatomy
Favorite Family TV Movie: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
Favorite TV Chef: Rachael Ray
Favorite Male Artist: Eminem
Favorite Song: “Love the Way You Lie” Eminem featuring Rihanna
Favorite Rock Band: Paramore
Favorite Pop Artist: Rihanna
Favorite R&B Artist: Usher
Favorite Hip-Hop Artist: Eminem
Favorite Music Video: “Love the Way You Lie” Eminem featuring Rihanna

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Kim Kardashian Singing – Video

Kim Kardashian is best known for… well, nothing really. She’s the main focal point on ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians‘ and helps out with the clothing business Dash but really is talentless. Until now. Her newest venture is into the music world and she just recently debuted her new single when she spent New Years Eve at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas where she sang her new song called “Turn It Up” for the crowd. It was produced by The Dream and Kanye West even made a little cameo. No word on if it’ll be the first single off her upcoming album.

I think that not even auto-tune could fix her voice… seriously. Was the crowd laughing?

Thoughts?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Team Up For Music Video

…And it wasn’t for a Kanye West song either – it was for Kim Kardashians’! Kardashian is ready to expand her brand and make an album full of music for you and yours. She wants to make sure it sells so she’s bringing in the big guns to make it happen. Kardashian shot the video for the upcoming single off her new album with West and secured The-Dream as one of her production crew. They filmed on December 28th in Los Angeles with music director Hype Williams.

Per TMZ:

Sources connected to the video tell us … Hype — the most famous music video director on the planet — spent hours working with Kim and Kanye during a secret closed set shoot.

As we previously reported, Kim is working on an entire studio album with super-producer The Dream — but it’s unclear when the world will finally get a chance to hear KK’s voice.

Kardashian mentioned in the past that she would be honored to work with West on her musical ventures. A working title and release date have not been revealed at this point. Sources say “Kim actually has a great singing voice” and that “We might be surprised.”

I’m dying to hear Kim’s hot new single just for the LOL’Z! Prepare yourself for some serious auto-tuning – her music will be just as fake as the rest of her!

Click here to see where Kim and Kanye landed on The 10 Most Hated Celebrities of 2010!

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