Kiki has enough problems without The Butler trying to get her to sample his Scottish buffet.
Gerry has a slew of customer rating cards that include: hook ups with Lindsay Lohan (click HERE for the EW trigger story…) free proctology exams for Jennifer Aniston (click HERE for that poorly explained pic…) and secret post-Jake Gyllenhaal rendezvous with Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson at the Golden Globes (who hasn’t this girl hooked up with?), Jessica Simpson (click HERE for that…) and Paris Hilton (see Kate Hudson question or (click HERE for that tale).
And now I have herpes just from typing all that.















