Which is false. Patrick Swayze is alive.

A Florida radion station, KissFM, has reported that Patrick Swayze has died. A rep confirmed the rumor is complete crap and has stated he is still alive, but thanks for being news hungry whores. The rumor started at Twitter with a headlines being tossed around centering around the Floridian station via BNO.

“Florida-based radio station KissFM reports that Patrick Swayze has reportedly died. BNO News is working to get more info.”

This is the second false alarm and goes to show you that you truly can’t believe the homeless guy who lives in the alley behind Pizza Hut.

UPDATE: The station is now denying any reports of his death being made despite hundreds of people hearing the report. A rep stands by the fact that Swayze is ALIVE.