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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are busy pimping their respective films at Cannes, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t making time for some slap and tickle.
Rob walked the red carpet premiere of ‘On the Road’ solo, but he and Kristen hooked up at an after party. While they stood in the corner having a moment to themselves, he appeared to be trying to get her to smile.
Good luck with that.
I am going to let Mariah Yeater’s Grand Pappy open this one…
“Eddie Markhouse tells Inside Edition that his granddaughter, Mariah Yeater, doesn’t lie: “I don’t know the whole story. But, from what I understood, she met him at a concert and he sent two security guards down off of the stage to bring her backstage to meet him,” Markhouse said. “She said they partied, had some drinks and they indulged in sex … She’s basically an honest good person. She’s got a big heart. She’s a good kid and she loves this baby.”
If you listen very carefully you can hear Maury doing the Dance of Joy as images of a Justin Bieber Paternity Test themed show float through his head. The You ARE the Father Band is practicing their version of ‘Baby’ while assistants create audience goodie bags stuffed with Chuck E Cheese coupons and a lock of his newly shorn hair.
Mariah Yeater claims that she had sex with Beiber backstage after one of his concerts at Staples Center. Star magazine features a photo of Justin’s alleged son, Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, on the cover just minutes after he was born. The 20 year old filed a paternity suit on October 31, 2011. She claims that one of JB’s bodyguards approached her during the show and asked if she wanted to come backstage. After waiting for him to finish playing with his choo-choo trains, Justin joined her backstage and took her to a bathroom where they had sex. According to her, he refused to wear a condom and only lasted 30 seconds. (That is the only truly believable detail about this story.)
You won’t have to wait to hear about it on their reality series ‘Family Jewels’ – over the weekend Gene Simmons married his forever girlfriend, Shannon Tweed. With two kids together and at the age of 62, it’s about time!
Last night during the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won the ‘Best Kiss’ award for their lip lock in ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse.’ Last year the couple teased the audience with a feigned attempt at a kiss and this year they changed tactics.
After taking the stage for their acceptance speech, Pattinson and Stewart once again teased the crowd. However, Rob insisted that someone else would enjoy his butterfly kisses before heading into the audience….
Insert a million Pedo Bear jokes and inappropriate comments because it’s just too easy.
The Biebs is releasing a line of dolls, toys and teddy bears just in time for Christmas. The Barbie version of JB will hit shelves by December 4th. Some of Justin Biebers dolls will play 30 second clips of Bieber’s tracks. (The thought of a weeping fangirl dancing around with a little doll that sings “One Less Lonely Girl” just seems incredibly sad.) Alternatively bears will be available and wearing JB t-shirt.
Regardless this line of toys will have moms everywhere shanking each other for a $30 Ken doll with Bieb weave. The dolls come in 3 different outfits dubbed as “street style,” “awards style” and “red-carpet style.”
Click HERE to find out who he Justin Bieber’s new girlfriend is and see photos of them sneaking a kiss…
Yes! I love these kind of tales. Star magazine has whipped up a story about Angelina Jolie trying to seduce Johnny Depp. In the same issue that claims Sandra Bullock was pregnant with Jesse James’ baby, the mag also insists that Jolie is pulling out every seduction trick in the book.
“Angie is “humiliated” because Johnny Depp refuses to be seduced by her. The caption here reads: “Sexy Angie is making Johnny so uncomfortable, insiders say, that he’s told his entourage not to leave him alone with her. ‘He and his bodyguards have developed signals,’ reveals a source. ‘When Angelina gets too close, Johnny gives the look and someone runs interference.’”
Here are her methods of seduction on the set of The Tourist: She stands too close, invades his personal space, and once even brushed crumbs off of his beard. Once, the script called for them to kiss — just a little peck on the lips — but Angelina used tongue. An insider says: “It totally freaked Johnny out, and he drew away, but Angie just gave him a naughty smile.”
This one I believe. Why? No proof or real tangible evidence, but we all know the powers of Angelina Jolie’s Voodoo Vagina. After indulging in S&M sex with Voldemort (click HERE for that fun) and robbing Jennifer Aniston of her bong licking partner (click HERE for a funny tale on that), nothing would surprise me.
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Here are some more ‘Eclipse’ movie stills for your Twilight pleasure. Stills from Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Bella’s (Kristen Stewart) bed scene along with a fresh photo of Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria have arrived. You can check out the first Twilight Saga: Eclipse movie stills by clicking HERE.
Nothing like Robert Pattinson boob grazing Kristen Stewart to make you feel all lovey on Valentine’s Day. You can also click HERE for Pattinson’s Details Magazine Interview and Nude Pics!
UPDATE: Sorry guys, Summit requested that I removed the pics. =(
Here is a big juicy I told you so! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are coming down from Mount BettaThanU to sue News of the World for shilling break up blasphemy.
In case you were busy fixing a bad hair dye job that left you looking like Cheetara (true story) and missed the entire Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt break up debacle in late January, click HERE for a recap. Since the publication of the split story, the power couple have gotten sue happy.
Via BBC News:
Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are suing the News Of The World newspaper after it published allegations about their relationship.
In a story published on 24 January, the paper said the couple would separate and had agreed the division of assets and custody of their children. The couple’s lawyer, Keith Schilling, called the “widely republished” allegations “false and intrusive”. He added the paper had failed to meet “reasonable demands” for an apology.
To further prove that Jolie’s voodoo vag still has its claws sunk into Pitt, they were photographed kissing and being all cuddly at the Super Bowl with their son Maddox happily watching the Saints own the Colts.
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A teenage Twi-hard kissed Robert Pattinson full on the lips before letting him know she had been getting over swine flu, and the actor was sure to know he was none-to-pleased about it. She apparently just happened to spot him standing on the side of the road when she jumped out of the car and threw herself at him. Pattinson might have been a little more acceptable of the kiss if the fan hadn’t said to him that her mother didn’t want her to get out and meet her idol because she was just getting over the swine flu! The revelation sent Pattinson into a bit of a tizzy! He then shoved the girl away and ran off, while yelling over his shoulder at her.
Per News.com.au:
“You have the Swine Flu?… What the hell are you doing kissing anyone?” Rob then told his bodyguards, “You guys have got to keep these crazies away from me!”
Pattinson next went to a drugstore and bought a bottle of Listerine, according to various reports. Surely the excitement of spotting Pattinson randomly on the street over whelmed her good judgment but you can’t blame him for being peeved! You have to give him credit for not smacking the girl all the way back to her mothers car!
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The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
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